How To Judge A Boob By Its Cover [NSFW]

Posted by Phil Unofficial on 8/18/09 at 11:54 am

Bra’s are a wonderful and frustrating lie piece of material. They are designed with a sole purpose to make a woman feel better about her breasts (Most women think bras are uncomfortable). Now, I may be stepping on JaneBlow’s toes here, but I think this is something for the men to write about… Jane, feel free to critique my observations. Oh, and a quick side note, I am not knocking anyone’s body types. This is merely an observation by a very horny man!

Lets start with the average drop. A woman’s breast will drop approximately 2-4 inches when the bra is taken out of the equation. Now when “top cleavage” is introduced, it gets a little more complicated. Top Cleavage is the line that outlines the top of a woman’s breast. The more noticeable the line, usually means the lower the drop. (See Fig 1 & 2)

The next thing to notice is the Side Boob Crest. The SBC can only be seen from certain angles but it is a good indication of a significant drop. (See Fig 3 & 4)

Hershey Kiss Tits are small and petite, but they are the least deceiving (Unless they have an outrageous pushup bra on). In this case you’re probably getting what your bargaining for. In rare cases you will get a below average drop, but there isn’t much room for deception in these cases. (See Fig 5 & 6)

Now, ladies and gentlemen, I am not a picky person. I think there is beauty in all shapes and sizes. I just don’t like to get my hopes up for one thing and find the truth is something quite different. I hope this handy little guide will find you well and help you on your future endeavors!

Phil Unofficial

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http://augiemania.com Carlo

thanks phil.

What are your thoughts about Sag Metrics. Do you measure the length from the bottom of the base of the breast or the nipple to apex of the side boob crest?
Drew

BOOBIES!!! the next question from one horny male to another is how do u guess bra sizes?
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Phil Unofficial

Carlo – Good question…. Bottom of the base…. nipple placement is always varied

Drew – I usually go with hand measurements…. (For me since i have bigger hands) a palm full is about an A…. If its a palmer with a little squish into the fingers about a B… a good grab with fingers around is about a C…. Full on hands full to the finger tips is about a D…. Hands and mouth full is anything bigger
Drew

ahh thats the cups but how do u guess the number around…meaning 30, 32, 34, 36, 38, 40…is it like a waist size?
Phil Unofficial

I usually go with a hug measurement by how far around my arms can get
JulieSmith

Very rarely do you have women with larger breasts that stay very perky, to the point where if they were to go bra-less you couldn’t tell.

but more importantly… big of a factor is nipple to boob ratio, or nipple/areola size in general?
Chanel Covington

i must say im impressed that men can see past their horny-ness to have created such a science of the breast….
im not even sure my plastic surgeon was so in depth about his scientific measurements when i had my reduction!

i will agree that bras are mostly uncomfortable, but in the end as our society judges us on appearence, women wear bras, and a wide array of other very uncomfortable garments to improve their appearance (you think tummy tuckers, or spanx are actually comfortable?)

any woman who knows how to dress her body will also know that there is an "angels-singing" moment when they find "THE bra"

in the end we usually go out of our way to wear sexy lingere with lace and ribbons and whatever else only for it to be unnoticed, the typical male response tends to be "it'll look better on my floor"

so as a woman i ask you, next time you jump to unhook that bra, and begin to gauge if your mathematics were correct, take a look at what you are taking off first!

(but this was a great post Phil! thanks!)

How To Judge A Boob By Its Cover [NSFW] - Everyone loves boobs. Even women can appreciate a great rack. But is it a great rack or an art of deception?