HEY Facebook!! Your mother’s a CUNT.

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Hey Facebook, Stop it with the advertisements. Seriously your the only site out there who’s stupid ads really get to me.

First there was the “Cock sox men’s underwear”. Yes thanks FACEBOOK that was just what I was looking for as I was trying to find some hot chicks to be my girlfriends!!!
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Hmm let me see she’s hot; so is she. Oh wait a minute, an ad for COXSOX. Yes that totally goes with what I’m doing right now….THANKS ASSHATS.

And now today I login to see whats doing and what do I see? Oh hey it’s FACEBOOK insulting me. You know what, FUCK YOU. It reads “Your 25 and still single. Pathetic. Sign up at singlenet” No how about this; GO SIT ON YOUR HAT! and eat a box of dicks, losers.
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2 comments

  1. Everyone knows that Facebook was only created to distract us while the government puts AIDS in our chicken nuggets.

  2. The Lobster Man

    Someone has some rage issues, but no it’s not you Damian, its Flam….

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    It’s the claw…

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