It’s July, and I’m an American, that means it’s time to start thinking about Christmas gifts. The first gift I decide on every year is the gift I give to myself. (Yes, I buy myself a gift every year because I hate buying/recieveing gifts for/from other people. It eases the pain.)
This year I decided that I wanted a mascot costume. Imagine having a big dumb animal costume to walk around children’s birthday parties in? YIFF CITY!
There is one caveot though, I can very eaily be mistaken for a Furry. For those of you who know nothing at all, I’ll let Wikipedia define it for you.
Furry fandom (also known as furrydom, furridom, fur fandom or furdom) refers to the fandom for fictional anthropomorphic animal characters with human personalities and characteristics.[1] Examples of anthropomorphic attributes include exhibiting human intelligence and facial expressions, the ability to speak, walk on two legs, and wear clothes. Furry fandom is also used to refer to the community of artists, writers, role players and general fans of the furry art forms who gather on the net and at conventions.[2][3]
“That’s not so bad! What’s wrong withbeing mistaken for a Furry?” – You have probably just asked yourself moments before reading it right here on this page, making you question whether or not I have the ability to read your mind.
This is what the average person thinks of Furries.
Furries are the scum of the Earth, and the surest candidates for dying alone. The furry fandom will accept ANYONE (mostly pedophiles), and hence attracts the worst and most pathetic people in the world. Furries are so ugly that they make Brian Peppers look attractive, so stupid that they make aspies vigorously deny being them because they’re the only thing stupider than them, and pathetic beyond compare. FAIL doesn’t even begin to encompass how bad furries have done in life.
To put furfaggotry in perspective, furries are to animals what Larpers are to medieval faggotry, and the differences are sometimes very subtle. Larpers are at least willing to admit what they do is all in pretense, whereas some furs actually believe that they are their fursonas. Furfags have gone as far as raising their kids as furs, although instinctively the children realize their parents are different and ultimately reject it. Thus proving that there is some hope for the human race.
HARSH.
I don’t mind being mistaken for someone with a fetish. And honestly speaking, no fetish is weirder than any other (except for Diaperism).
Will I use this costume to fetishize about being an animal and possibly engage in sexual intercourse while wearing it? Maybe.
Will I do other cool/funny type stuff? uhhh YEAH!
Think of the possibilities! I could…
be a costumed character at birthday partys!
- yiff!
- scare my mom!
- dance with other costumed characters!
- go to conventions!
- pretend I’m an animal!
- do funny things!
Here’s where you can help. I’ve narrowed my choices down to four costumes, and I want YOU to choose them!!! As always, click the small picture for a larger version.
Should I be an Elephant?
Should I be an Otter?
Should I be a Griffin?
or should I be a Turtle?
Vote for your favorite! if you have a better idea, check out Face Makers Incorporated’s website and leave your favorite in the comments. The poll closes in 2 weeks, so vote early and tell your friends!!!
What kind of animal costume should Carlo buy himself?
- Otter 39%
- Turtle 32%
- Griffin 23%
- Elephant 6%
Total Voters: 31
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I vote Griffin
Voted already, but gotta put it here too, you need to be a turtle! lol
I dunno, the otter gets more bikini chicks it seems…..
dude, the fucking griffin FTW
I think the otter. The turtle is too played out, the elephant is an elephant and they go on killing sprees, and the griffin comes off as trying to be too hard ass. The otter is cool cause you never hear of any deadly otter rampages. You can get all the little kids you want to trust you and follow you into that storm sewer across the street from the playground and you can have some peek-a-boo sessions with them. Unfortunatley they might not trust otters anymore after this. Wait what were we talking about? I thought we were talking about pedophilia but I got confused. Yea, the otter…..
If you don’t buy the otter costume I’m buying it for myself. And if you do, I’m buying a gorilla suit and we’re going trick or treating.
So far, the otter is taking the lead. We still have 13 days of voting guys, so lets get the word out on this.
and yes, carl, I’m buying the winner of these, i’d like to go trick or treating!
Well, I’m going to be Rainbow Bright so, I’m coming!!!
Oh, btw- get the turtle!!
Yes Lauren!! Turtle all the way, its the best one. Honestly.
AWESOME NEWS FROM TWITTER – RT @JRNYC: @augiemania Otter is a gay term for a completely smooth man.
I’m gonna go trick or treating as “The Color Purple” staring Whoopi Goldberg and Oprah Winfrey.
Otter=Hotter…coincidence? I think not…
Otter=Baby Seal
Were is my club ?
LOL
OMG i got a boner
buggs bunny YA
ummmm that was an impostor………… I wasn’t even home when that comment was made…. CRAZY
LOLOL i vote otter just so you can re-create that gif. pleeeeeeease.
I think this fetish is right up there with diaperism. And apparently its widespread in Japan.
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/07/26/magazine/26FOB-2DLove-t.html?_r=1