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    Fu*k Calculus

    What to do during math class or than pay attention? Draw? Sleep? Eat? Text? Write Poems- What are you a homosexual?

    July 3, 2009 by Charles  
    Filed under Humor, Lifestyle, Words

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    r83

    I am bored in math class listening to my Polish professor talk about convergent series and all that fun bullshit. So, what do I do? Keep on listening?

    No i think not……..I write random poems concerning whatever comes across my head. I find the following poem completely inappropriate and I hope you enjoy it!

    “What I do during Math 127″

    Get in bed.

    Receive head.

    Take a nap,

    all I hear is “Fap Fap Fap.”

    Go to sleep,

    get it in deep.

    Pull up the sheet,

    listen to them beat.

    Hear her scream

    and watch her cream.

    Seriously now, I’m tired,
    get the fuck off me I’m going to sleep.

    What do you guys think??

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    5 Comments on "Fu*k Calculus"

    1. Daye on Sat, Jul 4th, 2009 at 2:13 pm 

      whats the answer to the calculus question!!!!

    2. Carlo on Mon, Jul 6th, 2009 at 8:49 am 

      the answer is whatever you want it to be.

    3. Ryan on Mon, Jul 6th, 2009 at 1:05 pm 

      Violence is never the answer

    4. Ryan on Mon, Jul 6th, 2009 at 1:06 pm 

      But wait … what if the question is

      What’s never the answer?

    5. Poppa Checks on Tue, Jul 7th, 2009 at 12:13 pm 

      Calculus=Rape?