Here is what you missed on Jane Blow’s Website, in case you were held hostage by Russian hackers who wanted to know your connection to DAPS while force feeding you Viagra.
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Sexlopedia gave you a 2 for 1 definition in the Fetishy world, Nikki CoXXX was fucked out of writers block, and Boogie Down FMKed Comic Book Villians and Reviewed Cleopatra’s Secret. Barbie Hardcore says F is for FFUUCKing, for those of you who missed Paramore’s Itty Bitty Titty Committee we helped you out (nsfw), and we said goodbye to Eva Angelina (nsfw) in the Spotlight (she is preggers)!
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We helped you get into position to 69, then gave you a recipe for the semen (if you’re a spitter), then reviewed Rock On so you can go party AND fuck like a rock star. Silo Johnson feels the glbt community should be unhappy just like straight people (complacent), Amy Chesis has a remedy for Frostbite AND here are 10 more ways you can get your partner to have sex with you!
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