FLAM’s Fashion Fail: Novelty T-Shirts

We all have an obnoxious, mouth-breathing lowlife friend who only wears novelty t-shirts. It’s really embarrassing. You’ve probably seen “I’m with stupid!” or “I have issues.” That shit’s pretty lame. My favorite is “I’m kind of a big deal”. Ugh. Really?

Good boy!

If you’re a culprit of this trend…cut it out. That look isn’t cool. At all. In fact, it’s extremely juvenile. Are you 15 years old? A plain shirt will usually work wonders in any setting. Shirts with silly catch phrases or dumb graphics just make everybody hate you. And it’s not a jealous type of hate. It’s a “maaan, that guy is such a loser” kind of hate. You’re trying too hard. Put on some adult clothes and grow up.

“Hey man! I have a really huge cock!” Whatever.

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  • carlo

    I lolled so hard.

  • http://twitter.com/chrisDAPS @chrisDAPS

    Was this the first time flam put himself in the FAIL?

  • http://twitter.com/craigcaruso @craigcaruso

    What about my TMNT shirt?

    I love it http://sale.images.woot.com/The_Epic_Begins310Det

    • FLAM

      especially your TMNT shirt

  • http://twitter.com/SexpertJaneBlow @SexpertJaneBlow

    *while wearing a "I See Dumb People" tshirt*

    But if I put bumper stickers on my car, they'll depreciate the value! This is self expression!

    PS Has @AvonJunkies seen this post yet? tehe

  • adamjunky

    You guys seem to forget, I'm a fucking rockstar, these Fashion FAILS don't apply to me. I can walk on stage in nothing but a condom and it'll be fashionable…..let's be real though, I don't own any condoms.

 
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