We all have an obnoxious, mouth-breathing lowlife friend who only wears novelty t-shirts. It’s really embarrassing. You’ve probably seen “I’m with stupid!” or “I have issues.” That shit’s pretty lame. My favorite is “I’m kind of a big deal”. Ugh. Really?
If you’re a culprit of this trend…cut it out. That look isn’t cool. At all. In fact, it’s extremely juvenile. Are you 15 years old? A plain shirt will usually work wonders in any setting. Shirts with silly catch phrases or dumb graphics just make everybody hate you. And it’s not a jealous type of hate. It’s a “maaan, that guy is such a loser” kind of hate. You’re trying too hard. Put on some adult clothes and grow up.
“Hey man! I have a really huge cock!” Whatever.























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