FLAM’s Fashion Fail: Juicy Butts?
Ay, them girls gotta get that shit off they asses
A good butt is a great thing. But(t) too many girls don’t know how to work the ass right. You don’t need to be wearing pants with words on your rear, babygirl. If you got a legit culo, people will notice without the guidance of awful phrases, like Juicy. Then again, more often than not, it’s the nasty ass girls who wear the Juicy,Pink and other butty bottoms. That’s a problem. But(t), even if the girl is as fine as wine, she could do better. What’s the deal with these hoes?
What’s so Juicy about this?
Four years and these pants are still going strong!
Geeks wear em too!
Tacky butt!Women have such a wide variety of styles when it comes to fashion, but a big percentage of the younger ones are reppin’ the worst fashions. It’s not hard to look presentable. So why this?
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Carlo on Fri, Jul 17th, 2009 at 10:49 am
My fave is that the skankiest broads AND 12 year old girls will be wearing the K-Mart knock offs like “hottie” and “sassy”.
trash bo.
Amber on Fri, Jul 17th, 2009 at 10:56 am
uhgggg, i hate girls who wear these pants with a freaking passion! esp with the girls got no ass!
Drew on Fri, Jul 17th, 2009 at 11:58 am
But I love wearing my Juicy pants…It tells you that my as* is firm yet supple, and most importantly juicy
PorkNBomb on Fri, Jul 17th, 2009 at 1:25 pm
I think they need to make some new phrases for the fatty chicks I always see wearin em. Like:
“sperm whale”
“double-wide”
“Cottage-cheese”
“life-raft”
“do not pass on right, limited sight distance”
“hungry hungy hippo”
“entry fee, 1 pizza”
“contents under pressure, use caution while opening”
“do not point at face”
“tiger-uppercut!”
Poppa Checks on Fri, Jul 17th, 2009 at 1:32 pm
the “Geek” one looks like she has massive lower back hair…..
Drew on Fri, Jul 17th, 2009 at 1:35 pm
looks like a tramp stamp to me but I might be wrong
JaneBlow on Fri, Jul 17th, 2009 at 2:44 pm
It is a tramp stamp.
Although I hate these pants with a passion, I think the Geek ones are funny. Wouldn’t wear them, but I’m laughing that they exist. Its like the hot girl geeks retort to the black shirts with the one liners on them.
Daye on Fri, Jul 17th, 2009 at 3:00 pm
LOVE IT WHY U GUYS BE HATIN’
Michaelangelo on Fri, Jul 17th, 2009 at 5:30 pm
PorkNBomb, fucking LOL @ “Tiger Uppercut”
PorkNBomb on Fri, Jul 17th, 2009 at 5:53 pm
Michaelangelo, there was a fat chick i worked with about a year ago and she was totally crushin on me, but I’m married and she’s fat. The only physical contact I would ever want is to use her fat ass as a punching bag. I told someone I work with this and it got back to her. So “tiger uppercut” became the inside joke about her and me punching that big fat ass of hers.
Michaelangelo on Fri, Jul 17th, 2009 at 6:15 pm
hahahahaha
you’re the champ
glgarber on Sat, Jul 18th, 2009 at 4:45 am
Pants with “PINK” on the ass don’t make any sense.
It needs to say “STINK.”
“PINK” should be spelled out vertically-aligned on the crotch seam.