It’s all the rage to have some nasty shit on your face nowadays. A full but neat beard can be a symbol of high social status, masculinity, knowledge, and wisdom, but a lot of dudes out here are sportin’ beards to look as disgusting as possible. It’s in to be a dirtbag, I guess. Williamsburg, Brooklyn is probably the shit-beard capital of the world right now, but it’s everywhere. Get you a razor and cut that shit off. While you’re at it, cut that filthy, greasy hair off too.
“Take your ass to the barber shop and tell the barber that you’re sick of looking like an asshole.”-Wesley Willis
Tags: beards, facial hair, FAIL, fashion, hipster
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I don’t mind a little bit of facial hair, but seriously a lot of these is a deal breaker for me. How would they like it if I let my hair go this wild? I’m talking pits, legs, bush, etc.
but i lovemy beard… say it aint so, do i look like an asshole?
Nah, man. Your beard is neat. Nothin wrong with that. Shows care. Shows effort. The title of this fail is a little misleading. I’m not hating on all beards, just the sloppy ones.
Dear Willaimsburg,
Fuck you
Sincerely,
South Shore Staten Island