Last night at midnight the great Facebook land grab over usernames began. Millions of users watched the countdown clock hoping to choose a username for their page.
Why the big deal???
Once you have claimed a username by clicking the “Confirm” button after checking for a username’s availability, it is not possible to edit it, or to transfer your username to a different account on Facebook. Additionally, when an account is removed from the site, its username will not be made available. Facebook does this for security reasons.
Well, in case you didn’t know, my name is Carlo. and the Carlo is a special breed. So I knew the battle for “/carlo” would be intense.
Literally, seconds after I hit the continue button I was notified that “carlo is not available.”
DAMNIT!!!!
So I settled for http://facebook.com/carlo.montagnino.
So, who has the coveted http://facebook.com/carlo? Well click the fucking link.
THIS GUY:
Look at this fuck. I bet he thinks he’s hot shit. Shame he has a disfiguring disease.
Worry not, all is not lost, See, Carlos are like Immortals. There can be only one. And now I know where this one lives, Austrailia.
I’ll be using Facebook to hunt down all known Carlos and decapitating them, assuming their powers.
Join me on my quest. If you know of ANYONE by the name of Carlo, link me to their facebook at http://facebook.com/carlo.montagnino.
I AM IMMORTAL!!!
Here we are, born to be kings
We’re the princes of the universe
Here we belong, fighting to survive
In a world with the darkest powersHey…
And here we are
We’re the princes of the universe
Here we belong, fighting for survival
We’ve got to be the rulers of your worldOh!
I am immortal
I have inside me blood of kings (Yeah, yeah!)
I have no rival
No man can be my equal
Take me to the future of new earthBorn to be kings, princes of the universe
Fighting and free, got your world in my hand
I’m here for your love and I’ll make my stand
We were born to be princes of the universe
No man could understand
My power is in my own handOoh, ooh, ooh, ooh
People talk about you
People say you’ve had your day
I’m a man that will go far
Fly the moon and reach for the stars
With my sword and head held high
Got to pass the test first time, yeah
I know that people talk about me
I hear it every day
But I can prove them wrong ’cause I’m right first time
Yeah yeahAlright, let’s go, let’s go
Haha!
Yeh…watch this man fly
Bring on the girls
C’mon C’mon C’mon!Here we are (here we are)
Born to be kings, we’re princes of the universe
Here will we belongBorn to be kings, princes of the universe
Fighting and free, got your world in my hand
I’m here for your love and I’ll make my stand
We were born to be princes of the universe
btw: we got http://facebook.com/dogandponyshow so fuck all you hoes.
Tags: carlo, facebook, Facebook Heroes, highlander, immortal, princes of the universe, queen, usernames
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“dani” was too short, but I am one step further to killing all danidisaster posers
I totally gnabbed facebook.com/dancolonna
This is a win, in a war that took place between myself and some 19 year old douchebag (he’s pro’lly 20 by now) who had his friends message me, claiming I was a false Dan Colonna. WHO’S LAUGHING NOW, JERKOFF?! here’s my wanna-be impostor,
http://www.facebook.com/s.php?init=q&q=dan+colonna&ref=ts&sid=7b6397b7bf9c8c436a784b21efe825cf#/profile.php?sid=7b6397b7bf9c8c436a784b21efe825cf&id=780109354&hiq=dan%2Ccolonna&ref=search
Aight so you guys are the biggest n00bs i have ever seen. you go on bout how you are ‘BETTER AT THE INTERNET THAN YOU’ yet you get totally 0wned by a guy in australia… SERIOUSLY, our internet is SO SHIT that it drops out every 2 minutes… yet somehow i was able to beat your n00bish ass.
you go on bout how i think i am hot shit, well, yeh. i am hot shit, bring it on bitch. lets have a look at your facebook – http://www.facebook.com/carlo.montagnino?ref=mf … you have a picture of a guy holding up a piece of paper with a smiley face on it… at least i am man enough to show my face.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIT!
what’s with the anger? try some stress relief.
you’re welcome.
SHeesh. You really did get pwned
THATS MY FRIEND!! HAHA!
GO CARLO!
hha mine too! GO CARLO
I was Carlo first!