Facebook Hero: carlo

Check out some of the repercussions from the most epic internet land grab since the invention of the internet, and every other website that makes you pick a username.

June 13, 2009 by Carlo
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Last night at midnight the great Facebook land grab over usernames began. Millions of users watched the countdown clock hoping to choose a username for their page.

Why the big deal???

Once you have claimed a username by clicking the “Confirm” button after checking for a username’s availability, it is not possible to edit it, or to transfer your username to a different account on Facebook. Additionally, when an account is removed from the site, its username will not be made available. Facebook does this for security reasons.

Well, in case you didn’t know, my name is Carlo. and the Carlo is a special breed. So I knew the battle for “/carlo” would be intense.

Literally, seconds after I hit the continue button I was notified that “carlo is not available.”

DAMNIT!!!!

So I settled for http://facebook.com/carlo.montagnino.

So, who has the coveted http://facebook.com/carlo? Well click the fucking link.

THIS GUY:

Look at this fuck. I bet he thinks he’s hot shit. Shame he has a disfiguring disease.

Worry not, all is not lost, See, Carlos are like Immortals. There can be only one. And now I know where this one lives, Austrailia.

I’ll be using Facebook to hunt down all known Carlos and decapitating them, assuming their powers.

Join me on my quest. If you know of ANYONE by the name of Carlo, link me to their facebook at http://facebook.com/carlo.montagnino.

I AM IMMORTAL!!!

Here we are, born to be kings
We’re the princes of the universe
Here we belong, fighting to survive
In a world with the darkest powers

Hey…
And here we are
We’re the princes of the universe
Here we belong, fighting for survival
We’ve got to be the rulers of your world

Oh!
I am immortal
I have inside me blood of kings (Yeah, yeah!)
I have no rival
No man can be my equal
Take me to the future of new earth

Born to be kings, princes of the universe
Fighting and free, got your world in my hand
I’m here for your love and I’ll make my stand
We were born to be princes of the universe
No man could understand
My power is in my own hand

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
People talk about you
People say you’ve had your day
I’m a man that will go far
Fly the moon and reach for the stars
With my sword and head held high
Got to pass the test first time, yeah
I know that people talk about me
I hear it every day
But I can prove them wrong ’cause I’m right first time
Yeah yeah

Alright, let’s go, let’s go
Haha!
Yeh…watch this man fly
Bring on the girls
C’mon C’mon C’mon!

Here we are (here we are)
Born to be kings, we’re princes of the universe
Here will we belong

Born to be kings, princes of the universe
Fighting and free, got your world in my hand
I’m here for your love and I’ll make my stand
We were born to be princes of the universe

btw: we got http://facebook.com/dogandponyshow so fuck all you hoes.

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dani on Sat, Jun 13th, 2009 at 2:14 pm

“dani” was too short, but I am one step further to killing all danidisaster posers

Dan on Sat, Jun 13th, 2009 at 3:04 pm

I totally gnabbed facebook.com/dancolonna

This is a win, in a war that took place between myself and some 19 year old douchebag (he’s pro’lly 20 by now) who had his friends message me, claiming I was a false Dan Colonna. WHO’S LAUGHING NOW, JERKOFF?! here’s my wanna-be impostor,
http://www.facebook.com/s.php?init=q&q=dan+colonna&ref=ts&sid=7b6397b7bf9c8c436a784b21efe825cf#/profile.php?sid=7b6397b7bf9c8c436a784b21efe825cf&id=780109354&hiq=dan%2Ccolonna&ref=search

therealcarlo on Sat, Jun 13th, 2009 at 7:39 pm

Aight so you guys are the biggest n00bs i have ever seen. you go on bout how you are ‘BETTER AT THE INTERNET THAN YOU’ yet you get totally 0wned by a guy in australia… SERIOUSLY, our internet is SO SHIT that it drops out every 2 minutes… yet somehow i was able to beat your n00bish ass.

you go on bout how i think i am hot shit, well, yeh. i am hot shit, bring it on bitch. lets have a look at your facebook – http://www.facebook.com/carlo.montagnino?ref=mf … you have a picture of a guy holding up a piece of paper with a smiley face on it… at least i am man enough to show my face.