Epic Wedding Proposal Fails
So you think that you have the most original idea to propose? yeah so did these guys and look how well it turned out for them!
October 20, 2009 by Drew
Filed under From the Web, Humor, Words
Spring has passed and this is the time of the year that everyone decides to couple up. Now there is nothing wrong with people coupling up, it is just that everyone I know is either getting married, engaged or moving in with their significant other. For some people its the right thing to do and for others it is an attempt for a grasp at normality.
Let’s be honest here, it is always the guys job to propose. Why? Cause women are too insecure? They just like to watch us squirm? They enjoy tearing our hearts out? I don’t know what it is.. but it sucks.
The pressure is too much for us sometimes; the planning, the sleepless nights wondering, the practicing of the speech and there is always that brief moment after the guy gets on his knee when he really doesn’t know if she will say yes or no. All of that time practicing the perfect speech, the setting up of being able to propose on center court, the dinner reservation with a horse carriage ride around a park, or the nights staying up and telling your love while she sleeps “You will marry me. You will say yes. Say YES dammit!” is it going to payoff?
I just want to take this moment to warn all those who are preparing to propose. Watch these videos and learn from the classic mistakes these fellas made.
I think a no would of sufficed.
I guess you try and get pity sex from the cheerleaders?
The anchorman tells it like it is.
His mom was taping it!
That’s right have a dance off with the mascot who is trying to save you some embarrassment.
In front of the family! Spectacular!
Let’s end this on a high note. For all those out there who love Super Mario!
I hope that all these videos taught you a valuable lesson about the do’s and dont’s about proposing. What did you learn?
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staceylee on Tue, Oct 20th, 2009 at 12:37 pm
that last home video one in front the family is tooootally fake.
katiebrescia on Tue, Oct 20th, 2009 at 12:40 pm
omg the mario thing is amazing
The Lobster Man on Tue, Oct 20th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
Yeah, I said the same thing (to myself) when I saw the “home video” one Stacey.
chris on Tue, Oct 20th, 2009 at 1:03 pm
I want to know what the guy said to the slapper girl in the first one…
Guy: “See honey, this make up for me drunkenly hitting on your brother”
Girl: “That was my FATHER!” ::SLAP:: ::RUN::
Guy: ::Cries::
Carlo on Tue, Oct 20th, 2009 at 1:06 pm
Marriage is for gheys.
Andrew on Tue, Oct 20th, 2009 at 1:35 pm
Carlo -> your just lucky common law marriage doesn’t exist in NY otherwise in like 2 years you would be considered married
Lauren on Tue, Oct 20th, 2009 at 2:26 pm
Women don’t propose because it isn’t the norm. Men use to go the daughters father and ask for her hand in marriage and the father gave him something in return like money or land. The tradition has changed dramatically over the years, but the man asking hasn’t. And what about a lesbian couple? A women must have asked there right?
Daye on Tue, Oct 20th, 2009 at 2:31 pm
i’ll take land. marry any chick that still plays super nintendo.
Poppa Checks on Tue, Oct 20th, 2009 at 2:44 pm
how terrible and nagging were women back then that we got land and prizes for taking them off their father’s hands…i want money nowadays, i’d be mormon and have tons of money…
PorkNBomb on Tue, Oct 20th, 2009 at 8:00 pm
Excellent collection of shattered self-esteems, and causes of binge drinking. I need to add one of my personal favorites: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgArB-RTPFo
Enjoy!
Julia Gulia on Sat, Oct 24th, 2009 at 7:09 pm
See thats why you never ask a question like that in front of alot of people, especially if your not sure what the answer will be. Plus I always thought that a moment like that should be private. I’m glad they still said no and that they didnt feel obligated to say yes because of the situation.
P.S. Im not sure I believe in marriage anyway.