Do we care about Paula Deen? Only when it involves Pork to the Faccia…
Paula Deen is the old lady cook on the food network…. She got hit with a dead pig.
November 24, 2009 by chris
Filed under From the Web, Movies & TV, Words

We’re reporting that the NY Daily News is Reporting that DListed.com is reporting that Paula Deen took a ham to the face. This begs the question “Does anyone care about Paula Deen?”
Paula Deen got whacked in the face Monday morning by a ham. Yes, you read that correctly. The Food Network chef was participating in an Atlanta food drive when a fellow do-gooder went to hand her the offending piece of pork and, umm, slipped. “I thought he was going to pass it down the line,” says Deen, “but all of a sudden this ham … hit me full long in the face and ’bout knocked me cuckoo.” (Via NY Daily News)
That’s pretty not interesting, I agree… However, I know you want to see the footage everyone is talking about. So, here ya go.
also this…
Now, If yall excuse me… Imma finish makin’ love to my tater.













smulligan on Tue, Nov 24th, 2009 at 12:10 pm
Paula Deen categorizes the amount of butter she puts in her food by heart bypass surgery. Example: “Add two eggs and a triple bypass of butter to the flour. If you don’t go into cardiac arrest, make it a quadruple bypass of butter, just for good measure.”
Horseville on Mon, Dec 14th, 2009 at 10:50 am
when catching a horse you should never walk in with a bucket of grain since this is an invitation to being mobbed.