Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve?

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As a child growing up, I cannot remember a New Year’s Eve without watching Dick Clark count down the seconds until midnight. But after he got sick, we have had some replacements.

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This year for the 37th consecutive year, Ryan Seacrest will be hosting. Ryan Seacrest? This guy is still around? Who gave him this job? I know it’s cool when he makes fun of Simon on American Idol but come on, I don’t want to hear your pixie voice counting down to my ball drop!

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Fergie will be performing and will also be hosting the party on the ‘west coast’ as www.abc.com reports.

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And don’t worry guys, there’s another treat for you. If Fergie doesn’t give your tool a jingle, Kellie Pickler with her fake jugs and plastic surgery will be there reporting live from Time Square.

ABC is really letting me down. It’s like they are directing this party towards men. And if they think giving me Ryan Seacrest is something special, they are so wrong. But I want to thank the network for making sure that my friend Dick Clark will be there to help Ryan do the countdown!

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