1. How did you come up with the idea for doing a V-Log?
Well you see, it was actually created by the minds of the head DAPS guys….I guess they saw something in me that they could exploit or something for their own gain. They keep me chained up in my own house and feed me raw meat and carrots, its a pretty good life.
2. Who do you think has had a better acting career: Mickey Rourke or Christian Slater?
What? Thats like saying who smells worse, the Smog Monster from Godzilla or someone’s ass after eating curry and bahti kabob masala (Indian cuisine).
3. McDonalds, Burger King, or Wendy’s? Why?
Thats Easy: McDonalds Big Mac and Nuggets because I’m addicted to the secret sauce and fried fat. Burger King for the Quad Stacker because you actually feel remorse after eating it, its a treat to feel anything at all. And finally the Wendy’s Frosty for dipping my fries.
4. List some artists/bands that you are currently listening to?
Chromeo, Bane, Prince, The Faint, Lupe Fiasco, Ghostface Killah, Mylo, Dillinger Escape Plan, Slayer, Dr. Dre, Mozart, Clutch, Big L, Ice Cube, Bloc Party, Megadeth, Johnny Cash, Elvis, Beatles, Justice, Dj Noncense, Fedde Le Grande, TBS, Wu Tang Clan, Ella Fitzgerald, Jeff Buckley and way too much more.
5. Favorite Kevin Smith movie? Why?
Clerks 2 because he actually had the budget he needed to properly lay to rest the whole Clerks/Mallrats/Chasing Amy, etc stuff. For me it didn’t lose the wit and sarcasm from the first Clerks and was a lot more visually stimulating than all the other movies with the same characters.
6. Finish this sentence: Chris and Carlo were stealing Dave Pacheco’s bandwidth, when all of a sudden, Dave walked in and…
started vomiting all over them so he could engage in the ancient art of Greco-Roman Wrestling.
7. Favorite Saturday morning cartoon from your childhood? Why?
Dinosaucers: its like Transformers meets dinosaurs, my 2 favorite things.
8. Favorite barnyard animal? Why?
Pigs, because yo they are really intelligent and tasty to boot.
9. Worst job you have ever had? Why?
Valet Parker; my boss was a douche, people are real stingy (the better people dressed the worse the tip) and in the winter it was way too cold to be wearing just a little red windbreaker.
10. Favorite Superhero? Why?
Spider-Man because he can climb anything, is really strong and has a witty mouth.
11. Least favorite Superhero? Why?
Reed Richards. Because he thinks that he’s all that and shit. But he aint nothing compared to Dr. Doom.
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