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Daily Awesomeness: 07/14/2009

What’s awesome? Keyboard inspired designs, larger than usual animals, Mike Patton, a 6 year old basketball prdogiy, and getting tampons in your steak dinner!

It’s that time again (and by that time we mean whatever time it is that you’re reading this!), the perfect time for AWESOME!

Have you ever thought to yourself “I don’t spend nearly enough time on the computer, there HAS to be another way to get my fix!!”? Well we have the post for you! Funky Trend has the solution, an endless supply of keyboard inspired merchandise!

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There’s even a sneaker that kas a qwerty keyboard on it, now thats pretty cool. “What else is cool?” you asked…. GIANT ANIMALS!!!

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Yeah there’s more Sathamcotta.com seems to have them all in their post aptly titled “Giant-Sized Animals” way to be direct Sathamcotta.com.

Out of nowhere, however, is this amazing tike…tyke…tiyke? (Sp?)

His name would be , and he would apparently like to be a guest on a talk show. (You can contact him at NewVision5050@Yahoo.com) LOL

Only slightly harder to get in touch with are Faith No More, seen here performing Lady Gaga’s “Poker Face” a song that may or may not be a subtle reference to a woman giving a man oral sex.

That was nice at first, a litte jarring, and very similar to this insane news story…

Axel Sanz-Claus, a tourist from Germany was enjoying a perfect visit to New York City until his dinner Friday night.

He ordered steak and spinach from the Bull and Bear Steak House at the Waldorf Astoria.

Sanz-Claus spoke exclusively to Eyewitness News claiming that hidden in his food was a tampon, a blood soaked tampon. (via ABC7NY)

You can check out the video of the news report here. See it’s awesome if you’re into Schadenfreude…to each his own.

Anywho, Don’t forget to become a fan of “Awesomeness!” on Facebooks It will be the best strategic move you make all day!

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  1. Amber on Wed, Jul 15th, 2009 at 12:34 pm 

    chocolate keyboard ftw.