Daily Awesomeness: 07/13/2009
This post features… A Dude skydiving without a parachute, a burger bed, a screamo band covering The Postal Service, Vodka Shot tricks, and a beer bong in the shape of a dong.
July 13, 2009 by Awesomeness
Filed under Bizarre, Daily Awesomeness, From the Web, Humor, Lifestyle, Music, Words
It’s been a whole weekend kids, are you ready for your latest and greatest AWESOME fix? No? Don’t Care? Whatevs..
Let’s start with an incredible video clip from our friend and complete babe, Christine Salah. The video is of a dude named Travis Pastrana who jumped out of a plane…sans parachute!!!11!
HOLY SHIT!! We later found out that this clip was from MTV’s Nitro Circus, a defunct Jackass spin-off from director Jeff Tremaine and star Johnny Knoxville. Oh and by the way, Christine Salah is hot… just sayin’ (hey baby ; P)
So what else caught our eye this weekend, oh right… THE MOST IMPRESSIVE RUSSIAN DUDES EVAR@! Check out the vodka-shot skillzzz
Yep, thats how a shot is done boys… i want to see each of you do this at least once this week. If you do and send us video, maybe we’ll give you the following object as a prize (but most likely not)
Relax my little lambs, I’m alive. I apologize for not being able to post this past weekend but I’ve been traveling and am staying at a place with no internet (heathens!). Currently, I’m bringing Geekologie to you from an undisclosed public library near Miami, Florida (COME FIND ME, I DARE YOU!). So yeah, I didn’t die and I’m sorry, okay? I swear I’ll make it up to you. Nudie pics? You got em. And whatever you female readers would like as well. (via Geekologie)
That’s right… A Burger-Bed. You’d think it came from ThisIsWhyYoureFat.com but it’s not, ya’ll need to get up on your geekologie bitches.
Next up, apparently there are two churches somewhere in bumblefuck that are feuding over the classic film “All Dogs Go To Heaven”
This is actually really funny, check out the rest of the pics on TheChive.com, That site IS awesomeness. You know what else is awesomeness? A screamo band covering a Postal Service song…
If you were into that, the band name is “Confide”, check them out on Myspace here.
Finally, we’ll leave you with what we can only dub ‘DAPS for chicks’ in this post they list the reasons why they “love the peen” and that’s something we can respeck.
Sooo, props (literally and figuratively) to College Candy (whose post you should really check out), to you we salute our shorts! Anyway, Don’t forget to become a fan of “Awesomeness!” on Facebooks It will be the best strategic move you make all day!
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dudebrochick on Tue, Jul 14th, 2009 at 7:18 pm
I have one of these dong bongs. It’s insane. There’s also a boob. http://sexybeerbongs.com