Daily Awesomeness: 07/10/2009
Awesomeness for your weekend. ROMAN CANDLE CANNON, Shotgunnable Beer Can!, The most Awesome Website EVAR, Make your car a Pizza Oven, and a Hello Kitty Taser??
July 10, 2009 by Awesomeness
Filed under Bizarre, Daily Awesomeness, From the Web, Words
It’s been a long week my awesomes… we’re gonna hit you straight with the BIG guns. Submitted by user Brian Salah, this Break video of an amazing 11o Roman Candle cannon may just make your entire month of July.
Now, because it’s just about the weekend, check out what those lovable guys at Coors Light have up their sleeve…
“While our current wide-mouth vented can does allow the beer leave the can more quickly and create a smooth, refreshing pour, it doesn’t seem to satisfy the customer that prefers to have the beer shot down his throat.” said Coors Brewing Company CEO Peter Swinburn. “That’s why we’ve created this new can. When used in cooperation with the traditional tab located at the top of the can, the shotgunnable can will completely empty its contents in a matter of seconds.”
When asked by a reporter if the can was magic, Swinburn just chuckled and said, “No, it’s mostly just gravity and pressure change and I can’t even begin to tell you how much it means to me that this happened under my watch here at Coors.” (via The Larely Beagle)
Now, if that doesn’t sound like an instand party, I don’t know what does! Actually there is one thing that sounds more like an instant party..THE MOST AMAZING SITE ON THE INTERNET!!!! OMGOMG
That’s something so amazingly bad, that you’ll want to send it to all of your friends and relatives! Speaking of friends and relatives, you should think about the following items as potential holiday season holiday gifts!!11!
First there’s this Portable Pizza Oven, for those who can’t wait to get all the way to Dominoes.
The first review on Stupididiotic is pretty damn funny:
This has got to be the STUPIDEST idea EVER… There are enough stupid Americans driving on the roads already, now you offer them a novelty item that will further distract them, with the additional bonus of burning themselves and killing, maiming, or injuring them selves or others, yeah, fucking keep it in the States. (via Stupididiotic)
Next up is this Hello Kitty TASER, which we were pretty excited about until we realized that it was FAKE. thanks a lot NEATORAMA!
Boo-URNS to that shit. Oh well, Don’t forget to become a fan of “Awesomeness!” on Facebooks It will be the best strategic move you make all day!
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