Daily Awesomeness: 07/08/2009
What kind of superpower do you want? Cory Marini’s is gonna make you giggle a little. Also Mortal Kombat flash mob, View Master wedding invitations, The Definition of FAIL, Ass Implants gone wrong, and a literal Death by Chocolate.
July 8, 2009 by Awesomeness
Filed under Daily Awesomeness, Words
HOLY SNATCH, have we got some good shit for you today! let’s just get to it…
Today we asked you good people of the facebooks “What is the most awesome superpower?” One of your answers made us pee just a little. (click image to enlarge)
Speaking of teleporting into people’s dicks… Stop being a jerk and admire what is probably the coolest concept for wedding invitations EVAR! (and please spare the “you’re throwing your life away” comments for just a moment)
This one ingenius couple sent their family and friends View Masters, complete with personalized 3d images of things they enjoyed.
Our invitations were kept secret from EVERYONE. My parents, sister, friends, everyone. So it was a complete surprise when they showed up in mailboxes. We are both graphic designers but wanted to truly splurge on our invitations. We knew a lot of our invite list wouldn’t be able to make it. With the combination of a destination wedding, our family scattered across the country and the economy, we wanted to give all of our invitees something special even if they can’t be there to share the day with us. This was our biggest expense vs. what we could have spent but I feel like it’s worth it. (via Offbeat Bride)
Yes, that is a Mecha-Godzilla. Too Fucken awesome for words… be sure to check out the rest of the images that could be seen in the couple’s View Master invites here.
To even out the estrogen : masculinity ratio here, let’s just jump to something with a little more BALLS. Everyone loves a good flash mob, most everyone loves them some martial arts, and then even more people enjoy Mortal Kombat…er why don’t you just watch.
If you weren’t into that video, you might have thought to yourself.. “FAIL” well, most of you don’t really know what you’re talking about. Check yourself before you wreck yourself with this ROCKETBOOM video or something…
Speaking of FAIL…
IDK about you guys, but we don’t think ass implants are a joking matter to be laughed at. A literal “life imitating art” situation straight from the pages of Charlie and the Chocolate factory however, makes us tee-hee… just a little bit. The only image CBS 2 had on it’s page was a cup of hot chocolate, so here’s Augustus Gloop…
A spokesman for the Camden County Prosecutor’s Office says the 29-year-old temporary worker at Cocoa Services Inc. plant fell after a blade used to mix raw chocolate hit him. The man’s name has not been released.
The accident happened around 10:30 a.m. Wednesday as the worker was loading raw chocolate into the vat where it’s melted and mixed before being shipped elsewhere to be made into candy products.
Prosecutor’s spokesman Jason Laughlin says a co-worker tried to shut off the machine and two others tried to pull the man out of the 8-foot deep vat.
Cocoa Services hires a second company — Lyons and Sons — to do the mixing. (via CBS 2)
Actually that made us kind of sad, let’s just watch the Willy Wonka clip to forget about it…
Ahh… better. Anyways… Don’t forget to become a fan of “Awesomeness!” on Facebooks It will be the best strategic move you make all day!
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