Chemistry: Good, Bad and I’m Ignoring You

We all have chemistry…you’re either the loose cannon or the gun powder.

It doesn’t matter if you believe in Heaven or Hell, God or Volkswagens, there is not a man among us who can deny chemistry. Chemistry can be used to explain so many, shall we say, unplanned occurrences. For example; you sleep with your boyfriend’s brother because it seemed like a good idea at the time: chemistry. Your parents tell you about how you were lovingly (code for drunkenly) conceived in the back of Chevy Nova: chemistry. You start a small, yet effective brawl with the chap at the end of the bar, just because: chemistry. It is a purely emotional reaction to the simply “being” of others around you. Take notice, the next time you’re in a crowded bar, how people react to one another. How men react to other men (tail feathers up, gentlemen) women to women (yes, we’re all bitches), women to men, men to dogs, you get the idea.

Girl on girl chemistry is some of the most interesting we’ve ever seen, which is why men are always waiting for them to either fight or make out. Everyone gets their jollies no matter which. Thank heaven for these little girls, because good God, they make life interesting. I’ve literally had a girl say to me “I just don’t like you. I don’t know why, I just don’t.” My response to this and would be again, “you don’t know me, bitch”. Clearly, it’s not about knowing someone at all – it’s about feeling them out.

I’ll be honest, I got a 66% on my high school chem regents, but I know how I feel and mostly, I can vibe how you feel. I must warn you, however, don’t be fooled by Facebook and the like. They are potent catalysts and the opiates of the internet generation. They mess with the real life chemistry that you may or may not have. I’ve had the same person “friend” me three times. I’ve ignored every request, and do you know why? My chemical make-up rejects hers. I’m sorry, but what I did learn in high school is that I don’t mix well will 80% floozy, 20% manipulative skank. It’s a dangerous combination.

Chemistry is like having a loose cannon in the room. It is always there, but no one talks about it for fear of setting it off. I say, we are those cannons, you are that gun powder and it’s going to be a good war. So, start paying attention and go with your gut, it’s usually correct. Einstein said “Gravity cannot be blamed for people falling in love”, but you can sure as hell blame chemistry.

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