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AM-DJ: Midget. Necklace.

AM-DJ: Midget. Necklace.

Are your diamonds reckless? Then you need to sit down and listen to this shit, or go brush your teeth.. yeah you better go brush them.

So-Called “Scientists” Conclude Dinosaurs Killed by Asteroid.

So-Called “Scientists” Conclude Dinosaurs Killed by Asteroid.

No way! We all know the devil hid Dinosaurs bones to fool man. TRUE TALK!

Jersey Shore Presents: The Hurt Locker

Jersey Shore Presents: The Hurt Locker

Want to know what the big deal is about The Hurt Locker? Let Mike “The Situation” fill you in…

Carlo’s Cute and Cuddly Critters: Some kinda cute fish???

Carlo’s Cute and Cuddly Critters: Some kinda cute fish???

Can fish be cute? I dunno cute kinda has all these connotations that I can’t seem to apply to a fish, but this time… THIS TIME….

PIPE CITY: ROSA ACOSTA

January 14, 2010 by EmilioSparks  
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PIPE CITY: ROSA ACOSTA

on this cold winter day I would like to honor Louis Reard, the inventor of the modern day bikini and arguably France’s most famous person

Why Can’t More Politicians Be Like This?

Why Can’t More Politicians Be Like This?

What do you look for in a politician??

TIME TO PLAY F**K – MARRY – KILL: Real People!

TIME TO PLAY F**K – MARRY – KILL: Real People!

Get Ready To See People You Know!

You’re Doing it Wrong: Wearing a Suit.

You’re Doing it Wrong: Wearing a Suit.

No, you aren’t being ironic, or cool, or thug. You look like a piece of shit. Take a few minutes and learn how to buy, fit, and wear a suit properly and stop looking like an idiot. Also, you’ll probably get laid as chicks dig suits.

TV <33s Thanksgiving!

November 25, 2009 by chris  
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TV <33s Thanksgiving!

Like I am in this very post, mad TV shows are cashing in on this newfangled Thanksgiving craze.

PROS AND CONS: MY MOVIE REVIEW: NEW MOON (SPOILERS!!)

PROS AND CONS: MY MOVIE REVIEW: NEW MOON (SPOILERS!!)

I was one of the first few lucky people to get to a midnight screening of the Twilight Saga: New Moon.

TIME TO PLAY F**K – MARRY – KILL: World Series 2009

TIME TO PLAY F**K – MARRY – KILL: World Series 2009

I wouldn’t mind finding one of THESE guys in a CrackerJack Box!

Rammstein Made a Porno ??!!???

Rammstein Made a Porno ??!!???

Are their days of Du Hast-ing and being blamed for Columbine over?

Jane Blow: Helping Guys Build an Arsenal – FLESHLIGHT!

Jane Blow: Helping Guys Build an Arsenal – FLESHLIGHT!

Fleshlight is the greatest thing EVER since I discovered masturbation. Sliced bread can go f**k itself!

DEGOCAST BOYS HIRED AS CHIPPENDALES DANCERS?

DEGOCAST BOYS HIRED AS CHIPPENDALES DANCERS?

After practicing for weeks, our routine is complete. Come take a look at the Chippendales video staring me, DJ Emilio Sparks, Baby Angel, Future Boy and Mikey.

TIME TO PLAY F**K – MARRY – KILL: GINGERS 2.0 !!

TIME TO PLAY F**K – MARRY – KILL: GINGERS 2.0 !!

Hope you enjoy Gingers 2.0 and get the most out of this autumn’s leaves changing, pumpkin carving and cider spiked with whiskey drinking!

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