Fashion Fail
Posted by FLAM on 3/1/12 at 11:30 am
Whole buncha boys out in the world trying to be girls. It’s really disgusting. What’s next? Man-dresses available at H&M? Today, there’s pretty much no such thing as a traditional pair of jeans. The concept of a real man has faded away.
We love when the sexy ladies wear skinny jeans, but the guys need to smarten up. We’ve got dick and balls to protect. We need room. This girl-pants-wearing shit is getting way out of hand, dude.
When the skinny jeans fad first started, there were only a select group of menswear stores that had ‘em for sale. With a limited selection. Nowadays, it’s all you can find. “Where are the normal pants in this joint?” Fucking nowhere.
Categories: Fashion Fail, Humor, Lifestyle
Tags: FAIL, fashion, H&M, jeans, men, menswear, skinny jeans, tight pants
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Posted by FLAM on 2/23/12 at 11:30 am
C’mon bro. You can’t be serious. Accessorizing is good and all, but not when it makes you look hella juvenile. I was all about the backwards baseball cap, as a preteen. But like most people, I moved on. There comes a time when you gotta grow up, bro. No one should be wearing a backwards hat past the age of 18. But even then, you’re an asshole.
People must be taken seriously in order to get ahead in life. If you would just leave the baseball cap home, or at least wear it the right way, you’d look decent. Not obnoxious. Turn that hat around, and unpop that collar while you’re at it too, d00d. Let go of that high school bullshit.
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Categories: Fashion Fail, Humor, Lifestyle, Popular
Tags: baseball, baseball caps, caps, hats, high school, jocks
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Posted by FLAM on 2/9/12 at 11:00 am
Hella dudes out in the streets with pastel colored jeans. Looking like Crayola crayons or some shit. Get it together, dude. Wearing bright pants might be a fine look for the youth, but it’s not for adults. You’re coming straight out of Nickolodeon with those skinny red jeans.
Celebrities kinda get a pass on this. But you’re a loser and you have no money, so you can’t get away with it. And regardless, celebs look ridiculous in these jeans too. Yeah Kanye, College Dropout is pretty good, and you’re super rich and all, but you need to wear some regular-ass jeans. The rest of you tacky guys do too.
Categories: Fashion Fail, Humor, Lifestyle
Tags: FAIL, fashion, jeans, Kanye West, menswear, skinny jeans
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Posted by FLAM on 2/2/12 at 11:30 am
Alright listen, sometimes we want to spice up our wardrobe by wearing lots of colors. Bright is beautiful. You’ll stand out, and seem happier just by the colors of your outfit. But like with everything else, too much is no good. And dip dyed clothing is a perfect example of TOO MUCH.
Maybe I’m a bit old fashioned, but I usually like the base of my garments to be one consistent color or pattern.
The dip dyed trend is a gaudy look that fits right in the boardwalk of Atlantic City during the summer. But as a legitimate style? Pretty horrendous. It’s “chic” tie-dye. Come on.
Categories: Fashion Fail, Lifestyle
Tags: clothes, clothing, Dip Dye, FAIL, fashion, style, tie dye, Trends
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Posted by FLAM on 1/26/12 at 11:00 am
Ah c’mon dude, you need to take your ass back home with that stuff. Dress shoes are elegant footwear. It’s a classy thing. Dress shoes go with dress socks. Those gym socks you’re wearing to your 9 to 5 and to the club gotta go, for real. Athletic socks are for sneakers, you idiot.
Perhaps you’ve got the flashiest suit on, and you’ve paid $300 for your fancy shoes. With a basic pair of dress socks, you’ll look like a million bucks. But if you’re trying to pull that look off with gym socks, you’re embarrassing yourself.
Categories: Fashion Fail, Humor, Lifestyle
Tags: business attire, dress shoes, dress socks, FAIL, fashion, footwear, gym socks, socks
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Posted by FLAM on 1/19/12 at 11:00 am
Military fashion is a joke. Wearing soldier garb shouldn’t be hip or cool. I’m not saying it’s wrong because it’s “disrespectful to our troops” or some right wing bullshit like that. It’s just plain ugly.
Camouflage clothing is meant to keep you unnoticed, not make you stand out like a sore thumb. Trying to get all eyes on you is all well and good, but not when you look like an idiot.
A camo get-up doesn’t make you look stylish. Nor does it make you look tough. Let the troops keep this look for their own duties. Put on a v-neck or something.
Categories: Fashion Fail, Humor, Lifestyle
Tags: army, camouflage, FAIL, fashion, Military, soldiers, troops
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Posted by FLAM on 1/12/12 at 11:00 am
Whole lotta dudes don’t know how to dress themselves. It’s not that hard. Just relax bro. Untuck that shitty t-shirt. Loosen up, and quit being a fucking douchebag.
Don’t be a nerd. Tucking your tee into your jeans is not cool. If you want to show off your brand new hip belt buckle, subtly tucking in the middle of the front CAN work. Unless you’re an awkward looking mess.
Since you are in fact a lame-o, just be safe and just let your shirt hang over your belly. Plus no one wants to see the shape of your ugly gut anyway.
Categories: Fashion Fail, Humor, Lifestyle
Tags: FAIL, fashion, faux pas, men, t-shirt, tucked in, tucking
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Posted by FLAM on 1/5/12 at 11:00 am
Don’t be a Denim Dan. Please refrain from ever wearing a Canadian Tuxedo. Unless you work in a ranch, too much denim is a no-no. Matching is a good thing, but take it down a notch. Fashion doesn’t have to be complicated, but it really doesn’t take much thought to realize you look like a fucking idiot.
Unless you’re wearing a business suit, there’s no reason to coordinate the top and bottom of your outfit with the same fabric and color. It’s pretty tacky. Wearing different colors is okay! You’ll look good. Guilty of this? Get yourself some new clothes. Just because you live a really boring life doesn’t mean you have to look boring.
Categories: Fashion Fail, Humor, Lifestyle
Tags: denim, FAIL, fashion, jacket, jeans
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Posted by FLAM on 12/29/11 at 2:00 pm
One of the most nerve-wracking experiences for men is rapid hair loss. Unfortunately, it’s something lots of dudes go through. On a personal note, being bald is definitely one of my biggest fears. And it makes perfect sense. Men want to stay young. We don’t like drastic changes we can’t control. But if you ARE going bald, you CAN control yourself to not look like an asshole. Unlike the following guy.
A guy can get by with a slight receding hairline, but once you get to a certain point, it’s time to get a shorter haircut or just go bald. Most guys with this problem don’t want to hear this, but it’s just the reality. You probably can’t afford top of the line surgery. You’re broke as fuck. A Bic won’t cost you much though. Unless you have a full head of hair like my main dawg, Justin Bieber, that combover shit has got to go. The coolest outfit ever won’t make you look any better, if you sport this bullshit hairstyle.
A combover just makes a person look older, not to mention desperate. It’s not a good look. But I’ll give props to the people who get really creative with it. Look at this moron. Infinite swag.
If you’re really young, this is probably nothing to worry about….for now. But it can happen, so be prepared folks. If it ever gets to this point, y’all know what to do. Don’t hold on for too long bros. No one should aspire to look like these sad dudes.
Categories: Fashion Fail, Humor, Lifestyle
Tags: balding, combover, hair, hairstyle
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Posted by FLAM on 12/22/11 at 2:00 pm
It’s okay to be a fan of wrestling. As long as you don’t admit it to anyone in public. Nobody likes to get made fun of for liking stupid bullshit, so a lot of fans keep quiet about their fandom. But there are many moronic brave pro wrasslin’ fans out there with a lot of pride for their love of homo-erotic performance art. They wear shirts of their favorite performers, like John Cena, and The Miz. And they were ‘em proudly.
Let’s be real though. It’s very off putting to see half naked men on a dude’s chest. There are some subtle, and cool wrestling shirts out there, but for the most part, they’re pretty awful. Don’t wear them outside of WWE events. Showing dedication to something you love is admirable, but sometimes you have to use some goddamn judgment.
Categories: Fashion Fail, Humor, Lifestyle
Tags: FAIL, fashion, John Cena, the miz, wrestling, wwe, Zack Ryder
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