Can anyone fill me in on this, I’m pretty much clueless on baseball stuffs.
Seems to me like it was just a pitch that got away and the batter just plain overreacted.
via Deadspin
Tags: baseball, exciting?, Fight, Sports
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Average DAPS Reader: Probably Doesn’t Care About Tennis At All
Yesterday, the US Open Tennis Tournament started. Now I know that most of you don’t really care about tennis, but let’s face it, some of these broads are hot. AMIRITE?
This is Anna Kournikova's butt.
So now that we’ve established that we pretty much only care about tennis when it concerns to hot chicks grunting and panting in miniskirts (although those stupid shorts get in the way of anything truly boner worthy [sorry, porn has killed my imagination]), but where can I find a one-stop shop for all of the female tennis players circa 2008?
Why it’s HotFemaleTennisPlayers.blogspot.com, of course!
While the site is pretty shitty in reality, it’s the only source (that I was sent) to find photos and cute little write-ups of damn near every single female tennis player (whether they are hot or not).
My favorite female tennis star at the moment is Maria Sharapova. Why you may ask, well it’s simple she’s smoking hot, and she has the best grunt in the game. Watch:
Yup.
BONUS: Play an interactive YouTube game called Pro or Porn where you try to decipher if the sound from a tennis match is made by the match itself, or a porn flick. (it’s dumb easy, but hell, what else are you doing with your time?)
Tags: Average DAPS Reader, game, grunting, hot chicks, porn, Tennis
No commentsDamn, The Japanese are Serious About Baseball
Japan got Baseball on LOCK yo. Having wrecked everyone in the last two World Baseball Classics, they don’t need to show off and do shit like this:
Fuck, America is a bunch of lazy ass mother fuckers. When was the last time anyone did shit like this in the MLB? NEVER that’s right.
Gung Ho starring Micheal Keaton and that Asian dude TAUGHT ME NOTHING. Americans are lazy, and the Japanese are always honorable, bushido following, mindless task-drones. ALL HAIL JAPAN.
Tags: america, baseball, beisball, japan
No commentsOh Shi- Emilio Sparks is Reppin’ Staten Island HARD for Nike
Was that too urban? Did I scare you away?
Mark ass —–
For those of you who aren’t into footwear, you are missing a pretty cool event being put together by Nike.
In celebration of the World Basketball Festival, Nike decided to make 5 new pairs of Up Towns, one for each borough in NYC. To coincide with the sneakers, Nike produced a video for each borough showcasing it’s BBall/HipHop scene and guess who they chose to represent our hometown/14 mile x 7 mile mancave… that’s right, The Charlie Rose of Hip Hop Emilio Sparks.
Brother’s Pizza is pretty dope.
Tags: basketball, emilio sparks, nike, sneakers
1 commentThis Poor Girl has the Worst Boyfriend Ever
Let’s just put ourselves in her place (just for a second though, cuz I don’t wanna get hit with a foul ball either).
Okay, you are a cute ass chick with a visibly douchey boyfriend who convinces you to go to a Houston Astros game, then you tell him you are concerned about getting hit by a foul ball, to which he responds that he’ll “just catch it”. Then a foul ball comes your way, and your boyfriend backs away like you do when you see a spider in the shower.
This guy needs to get dumped. Girlfriend, I’d catch that ball for you. You deserve better. Sexy ass.
via Deadspin
Tags: astros, baseball, boyfriend, foul ball, girlfriend, Loser
No commentsJust Because The Orioles Suck, Doesn’t Mean You Can’t Have Fun at One of Their Games
The Baltimore Orioles may be 31.5 games back, but some fans are taking advantage of the dismal atmosphere to showcase their own athletic/comedic prowess.
WOW. It looks even the Baltimore Police Department is taking a few ideas from the Orioles playbook. Do nothing and just wait till it’s over.
My favorite part is the ump yelling at the kid to finally end the whole thing. I kinda wish this kid had a bit more material, lord knows he had the time.
Would have been cool if he got tased, but would have been cooler if the stadium people started playing song for him/hired him as 7th inning stretch entertainment. Kind like “See how long this guy can out run the cops this time!”
Maybe he was a plant? Maybe the Orioles are shitty at baseball/awesome at viral marketing.
ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE WITH THE INTERNET!!!
via Deadspin
No commentsTarp Surfing Looks Fucking Rad
I first saw this shit yesterday when a couple of dudes made a fakeumentary about Tarp Surfing, but when I went to look it up on youtube, I found a shit ton of videos! WTFH!?!?
Bro I’m so stoked right now. (Really, it’s weird I know.)
Check out some more Tarp Surfing vids after the jump.
Tags: awesome, skateboarding, surfing, tarp surfing
No commentsThe Curse of King James – Dan Gilbert’s Letter to the City of Cleveland
Last night after the ego-feeding debacle of LeBron’s Decision Primetime Extravaganza, Cleveland Cavaliers owner Dan Gilbert posted this letter on the Cavs’ official website. While everyone had a good laugh at his use of Comic Sans (get over it people, it’s here to stay), I took something much different away from the letter. HE JUST PUT A CURSE ON JAMES!
Exclusive photo of Dan Gilbert putting a curse on LeBron James
This shocking act of disloyalty from our home grown “chosen one” sends the exact opposite lesson of what we would want our children to learn. And “who” we would want them to grow-up to become.
But the good news is that this heartless and callous action can only serve as the antidote to the so-called “curse” on Cleveland, Ohio.
The self-declared former “King” will be taking the “curse” with him down south. And until he does “right” by Cleveland and Ohio, James (and the town where he plays) will unfortunately own this dreaded spell and bad karma.
Did you catch that? So like the Curse of the Bambino, and the curse that the Chicago Cubs have going on, The NY Rangers 54 year drought, and the all around garbage that the NY Jets do on the field every week, now LeBron James will carry the unfortunate weight of being cursed with never winning a championship.
You know what proves it for me? THIS statement.
“I PERSONALLY GUARANTEE THAT THE CLEVELAND CAVALIERS WILL WIN AN NBA CHAMPIONSHIP BEFORE THE SELF-TITLED FORMER ‘KING’ WINS ONE”
Yeah, CUZ YOU PUT A CURSE ON HIM! (But really, that’s pretty much impossible, cuz the Heat is fucking STACKED right now.)
Wait a second, Danny boy, if you had these voodoo powers the whole time, why didn’t you use it to build a team around the “chosen one”? Hell, why not just use it to keep LeBron and avoid this entire embarrassing situation?
But seriously, I really hope this curse is real and sticks. Because LeBron is a douche-nozzle and deserves to have his career tarnished because of his behavior during this entire process.
Tags: basketball, curse, LeBron James, poppa shango, Sports, sports curses
No commentsBarry Zito is a Ladies Man in EVERY Sense of the word. What a Pimp.
ONTD posted a shocker of a story the other day, and I felt the need to share it with all you people out there.
Just as some back story, Barry Zito is a pretty decent pitcher in the MLB who is currently playing for the SF Giants.
Okay, here’s the revelation of the Blind Item.
At the shoot, our baseball player was hitting on the model he was posing with and used the following line. “I love to drink my own cum.” Yes, he actually did say it. The makeup artist who overheard the line dropped her supplies when she heard it.
How is that a pickup line? HOW???
Tags: barry zito, baseball, bukkake, cum, WTF
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