Shouts to Rare Unlimited for this……
Words By AC
# 1. Shes Like The Wind.
# 2. Chris Farley is a much better Chippendale Dancer.
# 3. Dieing the same year as Michael Jackson Sucks !
# 4. Things were better in 1991
# 5. 3 Packs a day does not keep the doctor away
# 6. Hey Pony , You Smoke More Then A Pack Today , Then I’ll Skin Ya , You Understand.
# 7. “Shit, goddamn, get off your ass and jam”
# 8. Mullets Can Be Sweet
# 9. Doing Tai Chi gives you cancer
# 10. That no matter How Big of Fan you are of Patrick,this Tattoo aint cool
# 11. How to rip out someones throat
# 12. Wanna know why, Ill tell you why.. Because we live here!
# 13. Having a pancreas sucks
# 14. Patrick is still avail. for interviews,u jus have to book Whoopi Goldberg 2 be able 2 talk to him
# 15. Acting classes are overrated
# 16. you should not give a shit where you play as long as you go number 1 in the draft
# 17. Do not own or rent Roadhouse 2
# 18. You cant trust that Spanish dude form ghost(hes a bad guy in every movie, gotta be the real him)
# 19. Never ask a dead dude how they fell on the train tracks.They will assume u think they jumped
# 20. We’re all going to die, die standing up!
# 21. When people are away from home, they do things they might not normally do
# 22. you don’t have to be on dancing with the stars to shake your ass into Americas hearts
# 23. Rednecks are people too
# 24. Life sure has a sick sense of humor, doesn’t it?
# 25. You’re too stupid to have a good time!
# 26. Chemo, no matter how you cut it, is hell on wheels
# 27. a golden globe is not an oscar
# 28. Pray Kanye West never wishes you dead…it really works
# 29. If your life is shattered, pick up the pieces
# 30. the line “is that all the gusta you can musta? “
# 31. If u live through the initial stage of fame,you may learn how to spell the word artist
# 32. if you believe something strongly enough, it becomes true for you
# 33. you need The ice… The fire… The fight… To be the best
# 34. You are a fear prisoner. Yes, you are a product of fear
# 35. the church of Scientology means shit
# 36. wolverines rule all !
# 37. Keanu Reeves is not as big a doosh as every one thinks he is
# 38. Pancreatic cancer > coke diet
# 39. look at the clock, the little hand says it’s time to rock and roll.
# 40. It’s a real war, kid. It’s here every day
# 41. too many children die because of your greed
# 42. pregnant woman are beautiful
# 43. Mel Gibson did not do the lead roll in “What Woman Want’ justice
# 44. you’ll hurt me if you don’t trust me
# 45. you can get Peace, through superior firepower
# 46. if its your dance, You gotta hold the frame
# 47. The best way to screw up somebody’s life is to give them what they want
# 48. You can’t be pregnant in a leotard
# 49. Good-looking people are a turn off. Myself included
# 50. It’s ok to pick up high school chick
# 51. Take that shit outside (100 Things I learned from Patrick Swayze)
# 52. When people say theyd rather die than give up smoking, they are just kidding
# 53. It’s ok to dirty dance with your sister
# 54. Expect the unexpected
# 55. Lumidee is not talented
# 56. nobody puts baby in the corner
# 57. You can still dance if you smoke a pack a day, the key is consistency
# 58. never under estimate your opponent
# 59. Seeing Jessica Biels strip seen live from powder blue before death almost makes it worth it
# 60. If you’re gonna have a pet, keep it on a leash
# 61. “Let. It. Turn. To. Something. Else.”
# 62. you’ve got to be willing to pay the ultimate price.It’s not tragic to die doing what you love
# 63. in dog psychology,if you scare them they submit. You show weakness that’s how people get hurt
# 64. You’re not a man until you down some deer blood
# 65. When you are on fire, STOP DROP and ROLL
# 66. Pottery is sexy
# 67. Never smoke more than a pack of cigs. a day
# 68. Leaded coffee is for real men…unleaded is for pussies
# 69.When you’re a badass, always have extra tires, windshields and car antennas handy
# 70. Never go in the vault
# 71. My way… or the highway
# 72. “You know pumpkins…sometimes it just takes a fairy.” -To Wong Foo
# 73. The word “ditto” gets you demi moore
# 74.”I know you want me so bad it’s like ass in your mouth..Adios, Amigo!”-Point Break
# 75. In a bar fight check the guys left boot for a retractable blade
# 76.all u need to fight an army of invading communist is a couple of highschool kids frm Colorado!
# 77. Being called a cocksucker isn’t personal,it’s 2 nouns combined to elicit a prescribed response
# 78. People who really want to have a good time won’t come to a slaughterhouse
# 79. Carrying your medical records with you “saves time”
# 80. Nobody ever wins in a fight
# 81. Always leave the good car in the garage covered and buy a POS to drive to work
# 82. Real men can dance like a fruit
# 83: When you’re walkin down a dark, deserted alley and get mugged, give up your gotdam wallet
# 84. Don’t enter Whoopi Goldberg without a condom
# 85. DONT FUCK WITH THIS GUY
# 86: Sweep the leg, Johnny
# 87. Life without liberty is worse than death
# 88.It’s best to be the first born son, cause the 2nd and 3rd born get named Soda Pop and Pony Boy
# 89: Don’t pay for the abortion if it ain’t your kid
# 90. Take the biggest guy in the world, shatter his knee and he’ll drop like a stone
# 91. “It’s amazing, and The love inside, you take it with you.”
# 92. If you put it in a girl’s butt, you will steal her heart
# 93. if you kick a woman in the breadbasket, it doesn’t leave a mark
# 94 Fear causes hesitation, and hesitation will cause your worst fears to come true
# 95. When a woman says “No”, she really means “Yes”.
# 96. Pain don’t hurt
# 97. Be nice. Until it’s time to not be nice
# 98. DON’T CRY!
# 99. Pissing in a leaking radiator will work in an emergency.
# 100. Never shoot twice. They’ll know exactly where you are.
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