Louie CK has a pretty original/ ingenious twitter bit going on. From what I can gather, whenever he has to take the cross country flight to L.A. he gets hammered on the plane and tweets. Pretty sweet!
While his latest drunk exploit wasn’t centered on his hatred of Sarah Palin we do learn that he LOOOOOVES the jews. Which should help him out nicely with future acting gigs.
Check out the funny:
Also if your not cool like me and missed his EPIC Sarah Palin rant earlier this summer, I found it for you. Prepare to LAUGH: Continue reading this post →
Did you know there’s a hurricane named Earl 170 miles east-southeast of Grand Turk Island that may make land fall on the Eastern Seaboard of the United States sometime this week?? Well there is.
But big thanks to NASA for showing the average Joe aka me the awesome power of hurricanes from near Earth Orbit. RESPEK. Is there anything they can’t do…..? Warp drive… Come on eggheads get back to me.
So the question, for me, is do I wait until Nike makes these so I can spend $200 on a pair, or do I donate to this Power Laces project so that I don’t have to worry about supporting horrific child labor practices in Malaysia.
Either way, You know Nike is gonna buy these fuckers out real quick.
But in all reality, I’d never, ever buy a pair of these sneakers because let’s face it, I’m really just not that into Back to the Future.
Okay, it’s a slow day on the internet (TGIF?) But I’ll take that over a slow life any day. This is why I have decided to attempt to hold as many records as I can on the Universal Records Database.
wrists must be secured in standard chain-link handcuffs (hinged handcuffs not permitted)
cuffs may be padded to avoid hurting wrists
handcuffs must be locked
wrists must be below waist when timing starts
timing stops when wrists are in front of waist
The current record is held by cutie Erica Lutz from Brooklyn, NY with a time of 4.1 seconds. In a trial run I self-counted 3 seconds flat… so I’m pretty confident.
Here’s her performance:
::shooting video and uploading my own results::
Okay so I CRUSHED that record with a 2.53 second showing. I’m the frickin man!
DANG IT – It’s Pending. I’ll let you know when it’s official that I own the record.
Oh dear, more eighties trends have returned. For the past year, huge shoulders have been in. But they should be out. Shoulder pads need to go. It’s like a bad science fiction anime or a Lady Gaga video come to life. It’s awful.
I love it when a pretty girl wears a nice dress, but nowadays, too many hip dresses are plagued with bulky pads. Hay gurls, what’s so cool about having broad shoulders? That shit’s terrifying. Lotsa linebacker looking hoes are hittin’ the streets. No good. Rip em out and rock those dresses shoulder pad free, plz.
I don’t know if many people know this but actor James Franco, from Spider Man and Pineapple Express fame, is leading a very very busy life. Between acting gigs he is attending classes at multiple Ivy League Colleges at the same time.
Here’s the list: he is currently attending Columbia University’s MFA writing program, NYU’s Tisch School of the Arts for filmmaking, Brooklyn College for fiction writing and then traveling to North Carolina’s Warren Wilson College for poetry. This fall he will also be attending Yale’s Ph.D. program in English and not to be considered a slacker also the Rhode Island School of Design.
WTF! That’s 6 different colleges. How can a human being accomplish all this? Sam Anderson from New York Magazine wrote a great expose on Franco and he believes:
According to everyone I spoke with, Franco has an unusually high metabolism for productivity. He seems to suffer, or to benefit, from the opposite of ADHD: a superhuman ability to focus that allows him to shuttle quickly between projects and to read happily in the midst of chaos. He hates wasting time—a category that includes, for him, sleeping.
WOWOWOWOW.
I can’t say enough GREAT things about that article. It’s a fascinating chronicle of the hectic life Franco is leading. But the real question becomes why is he doing all this? Is he really interested in accumulating knowledge or is it all an elaborate real life performance piece. Continue reading this post →
The Iranian Research Organization for Science and Technology is directly connected to the Iranian Government. Aside from evaluating and advising policy makers on science and technology issues, the largest research outfit in the country also provides a warez server where Photoshop, MS Office and many other applications can be downloaded for free, totally legal thanks to Iran’s lenient copyright policy.
We now have a ligament reason to invade Iran!! First they’re enriching Uranium and now they’re offering our patriotic American computer programs to their citizens FOR FREE. They can’t pwn the US like this.
I went to DAPS’ very own technology guru loberman for comment:
really it just sounds like arrogance, its kind of a we didn’t make this so why should we care about it mind set.
china takes that stance on software a lot also.
Yeah I don’t really understand what he means either. But I do know there’s only one thing left to do…. Send in the Hackers Angelina Jolie and Matthew Lillard and HACK THE PLANET!!!
I think wearing a Snazzy Napper is a sure sign of extremism. It promotes the archaic ideal that people who sleep in pubic are less-than as their true identities are being hidden behind a veil of secrecy. Which brings me to my next point…
How am I supposed to know that the sleeper behind the Snazzy Napper is even really sleeping? You’d never be able to know! For all I now, every single person wearing a Snazzy Napper is awake, spitting on the very trust they ask of us by wearing it in the first place.
I don’t know about you guys, but when I think of America, I don’t see millions of people, sleeping in public behind a silly looking garb. I see good old fashioned awakeness and honesty. And don’t give me that “free country” shit because it’s people like the Snazzy Nappers that are threatening the very fiber of our great nation.
Having spent some time on the Shitty Product Inventors Circuit, I’ve seen my fair share of horrible products. Typically, the problem lies with the inventor. You see, the old adage may claim that Necessity is the mother of Invention, the truth is, that in our current world, Laziness is the mother of Invention. So inventors come up with an idea that works perfectly fine for their lazy asses, and have their idiot friends tell them to spend the next 6 years of their lives and countless thousands of dollars on some shitty idea.
This is one of those products.
What happens next is a magic numbers game devised by ruthless companies like Guthy-Renker and such. They see this proposal video, figure out how much it will cost to produce, and sell 500,000 units to complete morons, and cut a pittance check for the hapless inventor. The inventor, if he/she is business savvy, will hold out for a percentage of the sales, which, if the product is popular, will pay off big time.
When it comes to the Stashitwear, I don’t see this getting more than some lulzy posts on the internet blogodromosphere. Unless there is some weird niche market I’m missing out on? Oh wait!
You know what? I would buy a few pairs of this, because I, like many jobless schleps who sit on their computer all day, don’t wear clothing until about 6pm. There have been many times I put my phone or smokes in my drawers, so I can carry a DiGiorno Pizza back to my desk. A POCKET WOULD BE BETTER!
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