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Posted on Sep 02, 2010 by Daye — Bizarre / From the Web / Humor / Lifestyle — No comments

Louis CK Drunk Tweets… AGAIN!!!

Louie CK has a pretty original/ ingenious twitter bit going on. From what I can gather, whenever he has to take the cross country flight to L.A. he gets hammered on the plane and tweets. Pretty sweet!

While his latest drunk exploit wasn’t centered on his hatred of Sarah Palin we do learn that he LOOOOOVES the jews. Which should help him out nicely with future acting gigs.

Check out the funny:


Also if your not cool like me and missed his EPIC Sarah Palin rant earlier this summer, I found it for you. Prepare to LAUGH: Continue reading this post →

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Posted on Sep 01, 2010 by Carlo — From the Web / Humor — No comments

This Video Inspires Me – @FatJew Naked in a New Mexican Desert, Buggin on Shrooms with 2 Handguns

I shit you not.

But before we get to the video, I wanted to jut let you all know that Fat Jew is more than just a great twitter account, he’s also a TV personality. I think I saw him on E! or TMZ or something, I dunno. Just shut up and watch this.

Amazing.

via TWBE

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Posted on Aug 31, 2010 by Daye — Bizarre / From the Web / Geek / Humor / Lifestyle — No comments

NASA Makes Hurricane Earl More Awesomer!!

Did you know there’s a hurricane named Earl 170 miles east-southeast of Grand Turk Island that may make land fall on the Eastern Seaboard of the United States sometime this week?? Well there is.

God I hate the news. BOOOOOOOORING! Blah blah blah Hurricane Earl is coming. (Stupid Wolf Blitzer with his stupid name and not allowing youtube embedding)

But big thanks to NASA for showing the average Joe aka me the awesome power of hurricanes from near Earth Orbit. RESPEK. Is there anything they can’t do…..? Warp drive… Come on eggheads get back to me.

First up is actual full motion 720p video from the International Space Station:

Next we have pictures; glorious high resolution pictures… from space: Continue reading this post →

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Posted on Aug 27, 2010 by FLAM — Fashion Fail / Humor / Lifestyle — 1 comment

FLAM’s Fashion Fail: Shoulder Pads

Oh dear, more eighties trends have returned. For the past year, huge shoulders have been in. But they should be out. Shoulder pads need to go. It’s like a bad science fiction anime or a Lady Gaga video come to life. It’s awful.

I love it when a pretty girl wears a nice dress, but nowadays, too many hip dresses are plagued with bulky pads. Hay gurls, what’s so cool about having broad shoulders? That shit’s terrifying. Lotsa linebacker looking hoes are hittin’ the streets. No good. Rip em out and rock those dresses shoulder pad free, plz.

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Posted on Aug 26, 2010 by Daye — Bizarre / From the Web / Geek / Humor / Lifestyle — 2 comments

Bet You Didn’t Know That Iran Was Mad L33t Son.


The Iranian Research Organization for Science and Technology is directly connected to the Iranian Government. Aside from evaluating and advising policy makers on science and technology issues, the largest research outfit in the country also provides a warez server where Photoshop, MS Office and many other applications can be downloaded for free, totally legal thanks to Iran’s lenient copyright policy.

We now have a ligament reason to invade Iran!! First they’re enriching Uranium and now they’re offering our patriotic American computer programs to their citizens FOR FREE. They can’t pwn the US like this.

I went to DAPS’ very own technology guru loberman for comment:

really it just sounds like arrogance, its kind of a we didn’t make this so why should we care about it mind set.
china takes that stance on software a lot also.

Yeah I don’t really understand what he means either. But I do know there’s only one thing left to do…. Send in the Hackers Angelina Jolie and Matthew Lillard and HACK THE PLANET!!!

via torrentfreak

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Posted on Aug 25, 2010 by FLAM — Celebrities / Humor — No comments

Lindsay Lohan is FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Americans everywhere are partyin’ mega hard right now. The great thespian of our time, Lindsay Lohan, is freeeeeeeeeee. No more rehab or jail time for her. Perseverance will get you through the dark times. God bless, gurl.

$$$$$$

Ok, so let’s break this bullshit down. The former Mean Girl had a 90 day jail sentence. Homegirl spent 13 days in her cell before she couldn’t take it anymore. She then went on to rehab. There, she was given another 90 day sentence. Bitch snorted hella lines of coke there for 22 days. Alright so…13/90 days in jail and 22/90 days in rehab. Justice has obviously been served.

Go girl.

Holla!

On the real, I can’t wait to see her drunk ass in Machete and Inferno. It’s the year of the Linds, dawg.

Via Gothamist.

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Posted on Aug 23, 2010 by Daye — Bizarre / From the Web / Geek / Humor / Lifestyle / Movies & TV — No comments

Mr. Shake Hands Man Shakes Hands

It would be awesome if Mr. Shake Hands Man was a real person but sadly that’s not case. He’s from a British gambling show, called Banzai, that spoofs crazy Japanese TV programming. Basically they set up a scenario, like Punk’d, then the audience has to bet on how long the “event” will last.

I bet you can’t even begin to guess what Mr. Shake Hands Man gimmick is…

Mr. Shake Hands Man (played by Japanese-American actor Tadao Tomomatsu), has to maintain a handshake with a celebrity for as long as possible.

Lets see how long he can shake Mr. Bill Murray’s hand during an interview.

It’s HILARIOUS and guaranteed to help you get rid of your case of Mondays.

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Posted on Aug 20, 2010 by FLAM — Fashion Fail / Humor / Lifestyle — No comments

FLAM’s Fashion Fail: Boat Shoes

Boat shoes are super lame. They are for nerds. Pabst Blue Ribbon drinkin’ hipsters wear them because it’s cool to do. But they’re pretty ugly and uncool. I’m not really sure why it’s hip to look like an old fart. My asshole grandfather wears these shoes. I guess he’s the man. Maybe lotsa slutty alt chixxxx wanna fellate his diznik due to his fancy footwear?

Shout out to Mike Shane for reminding me of my dislike towards “hipster ass boat shoes”.

Sick collection, dude

Typical bike riding, boat shoe wearing hipster dickhead. H8

I love your music bro, but the boat shoes gotta gtfo of here.

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Posted on Aug 19, 2010 by MightyVin — Bizarre / Humor — 2 comments

Kevin Smith Fan Flips Out At Bookstore (Over Mallrats, No Less)

U MAD?

According to Kevin Smith’s own View Askew site:

Many many months ago, former employee Brian Quinn headed to the local mall [in DAPS' own Staten Island] to purchase the ‘Mallrats’ book (this was before we had our retail site up and running). However as he was about to purchase the book, the clerk working behind the counter decided to give poor BrianQ some shit about Kevin’s directorial and writing skills and gave his own colorful opinion about ‘Mallrats’. After that incident, Brian decided to seek advice and e-mailed Kevin Smith himself to plot out a retaliation strategy. Kevin replied with a simple, “Go give that bookstore dork some shit.”

So that’s what he did. The following clip of absurdness and threatening to harm book store clerks “X-Men style” got Brian Q a job interning and then working for View Askew.

Click here for teh RAGE

The audio can be a bit tough to hear at times, so the full transcript is after the jump… Continue reading this post →

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Posted on Aug 19, 2010 by Daye — Bizarre / From the Web / Humor / Lifestyle — 1 comment

Xenophobia Has Never Been More Catchy

I kept silent about the whole ‘Ground Zero Mosque‘ issue but it just got officially ridiculous!

This is the worst greatest redneck country pro-American hack song against the mosque that ever was created ever.

Cheesy graphics and effects… check.

Horribly simplistic lyrics… check. Though the hook is going to be stuck in your head for the rest of your life. “We’ve Got To Stoooooop The Mosque At Ground Zero”

Let the shit storm begin in 3…2…1

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