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AM-DJ: Crash! Crash! Craaaash! (Into A Ditch)

Yes, “ATLiens” is great. “Stankonia” is even better.

But, for me, outside of “B.O.B.” off “Stankonia,” “Roses” off of the multi-Grammy winning (LOL @ Grammys) double album “Speakerboxxx/The Love Below” has the best Outkast song/video pairing.

How can you beat a video that has old-timey Greaser turf battles and cameos from Katt Williams, Paula Abdul, fucking Sinbad, and Kevin McDonald (WHO???)?

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Youtube Poop: Insane Clown Posse

With the recent explosion of attention the new Insane Clown Posse video has been getting, coupled with how gosh darn strange it is, I’m very surprised someone hasn’t cut it up yet.

So I decided to take matters into my own hands and do it myself.

….bitch.

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Youtube Poop: Earth Day

In honor of Earth Day, I present you with a very special (by which I mean sub-par) Youtube Poop of Captain Planet.

See how long you can hold-in to this six minute video without getting fed-up and changing it or shutting it off.

Post your time and reactions in the comments.

Editor’s Note: This video is GOD MODE difficulty.

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Cadillacs And Dinosaurs

Hey kids, remember the cartoon “Cadillacs And Dinosaurs”?

Of course you don’t. But I do!

It didn’t last very long and was based off the comic of the same name. They also made a game of it for the Sega CD (Which blew, except for one part which I’ll get to in a moment).

The show was average. Especially when compared to it’s own opening, which is essentially a 5 yr old’s wet dream.

Now, like I said, the game sucked….BUT it did use the Sega CD’s FMV capabilities to good use by crafting fairly bitchin’ death scenes.

I couldn’t find the death scenes stand-alone on Youtube, but this Taco-Man video review clip, time-cut to start at the death scenes, should suffice.

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AM-DJ: My Eyes Feel Like They’re Gonna Bleed

This past Saturday was “Record Store Day.” So I decided to go up to my favorite local, Staten Island, NY record store in RED BANK, NJ to celebrate and buy some good, old-fashioned (yet oddly on the up-rise) vinyls.

As a part of the day, It’s customary for artists to put out special vinyls and CDs for the occasion. One of these artists was everyone’s favorite one-step-forward-two-steps-back band, Weezer, who have been intriguingly, yet unforgivably, wacky as of late.

They released a vinyl and CD EP of a couple live cuts (standard) and a, surprisingly effective, piano version of Green Day’s “Brain Stew” (which I will go on record as saying is probably one of the best, most-interesting covers I’ve heard in a while) and a version of their song “I’m Your Daddy” featuring KENNY G (OMGWTFLOL).

Both were recorded during an AOL live session last year (videos below).

The video version of the “Brain Stew” cover suffers a bit from revealing that Rivers isn’t the one playing the piano, but gains bonus points because he’s wearing bitchin’ Waldo PJs. The Kenny G clip is summed-up right before the jump.

After the jump, Kenny G just fucking jumps into the frame OUT OF NOWHERE!

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AM-DJ: It’s Only Inches On The Reel-To-Reel

Back in the early 2000’s, Saturday Night Live broadcast a 25th anniversary special.

During it, the Beastie Boys were all set to perform “Sabotage,” when all of a sudden, Elvis Costello pulled an “Elvis Costello” and interrupted their song to perform “Radio, Radio” ala when he infamously cut-off his performance of “Less Than Zero” to play it back in 1977 on SNL.

Complete sidebar: Can we have more team-ups like this, please?

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South Park Creators Writing Broadway Musical About Mormons

YES!

My dream of someone bashing a major religion on Broadway is finally about to come true!

According to BBC News:

Trey Parker and Matt Stone have written the script, music and lyrics for The Book of Mormon with Robert Lopez, co-creator of musical Avenue Q… Parker and Stone said in a joint statement the project was “a dream come true”. “Growing up in Colorado, a lot of our friends were Mormons and we always thought their book would make a great musical,” they added.

So let me get this straight; the guy who did that musical with the gay puppets is teaming-up with the guys who secretly emboldened Scientologists have done multiple episodes of South Park making fun of the Pope?

THIS. WILL. BE. EPIC.

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Schoolhouse Rocks Tax Day

With Tax Day now upon us, it is only appropriate to dig deep into the archives of song and come up with a good reminder as to WHY this day is so gosh damn important to begin with.

That, my friends, is where School House Rock comes in.

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3D ANAGLYPH SAMURAI FIGHT

What’s better than a samurai fight?

ONE IN 333333333DDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, maybe not.

There’s definitely the potential for being cool here, but something gets lost along the way.

Put on your anaglyphic 3D glasses (red and blue) and (maybe) enjoy.

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Steven Seagal Owns Sex Slaves

According to the civil lawsuit filed by former model Kayden Nguyen against Seagal:

When [Nguyen] arrived [in New Orleans, where Seagal films A&E's "Lawman"], the lawsuit says, she discovered that Seagal had been keeping two young female Russian “attendants” who were essentially on-call for sex — 24-seven.

On that first night, Nguyen was ushered to a secluded house where Seagal was staying with his wife and the two young women. He then proceeded to treat Nguyen as his “sex toy” despite her complaints, the lawsuit says, responding to her terror as he fondled and manhandled her by saying, “Relax, we won’t do anything special tonight … I’ll save that for another night.’”

She complained the following morning to some of the other employees, assuming that they would deliver the message to Seagal. Hours later, the lawsuit says he assaulted her again, this time forcing her to consume “illegal pills” and inflicting sexual acts on her until she sobbed…

The lawsuit also claims that Seagal had a “Unique Physical Reaction” to sexual arousal.

WHAT????? EWWWWW?????

This is getting WAY too creepy. Let’s set the mood right again by showing clips of Seagal set to “I’ve Got Hoes.”……wait a min.

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