The McGyptian Guide to a Cheap and Fun-Filled Valentine’s Day

Valentines Day was started by hitler. What do you have against Jerry Seinfeld?

10 Surefire Ways to Please Your Woman

Follow these 10 easy steps and you will either be blissfully married to the woman you love, or you will be in prison. Either way it’s valuable information.

MacGruber Redband Trailer is Finally Here! Wait…What?

Remember that kinda funny skit they play all the time on SNL where the Macgyver type guy always gets blown up? Yeah, that’s a movie now.

Snoop Dogg Voice Option For the TomTom GPS…WTF?!

At least you’ll always be able to find white castle at 3 am.

4 Fights I Would Give My Left (and only) Nut To See

It’s kind of like celebrity death match except much cooler and way more realistic.

THE MUPPETS PERFORMING BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY? I NEED A NEW PAIR OF UNDIES!

The most amazing mashup since your fat sister sat on my testicles.

Reality Stars We’d All Like to See Spontaneously Combust

Reality television is everywhere. Grab a blunt instrument and let’s help the planet and visit some of these reality “stars”.

This Movie Might Make Me Blow Chunks…Check Out a Clip from “The Human Centipede”…HORF!

This is the most disgusting premise since that TV show “Commander in Chief”.

Mystical Creature crawls from cave, subsequently bludgeoned to death by children…YAY Humanity!

Hey look! A unicorn! Let’s shoot it!

This is Probably the most badass costume ever made

You ever get that feeling where you see something so cool you pee a little? Well, if you answered yes you’re gross, but this is a cool ass costume!

Trailers for Kick-Ass, Zombieland, The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus, Where The Wild Things Are Plus More Movie News!

The McGyptian gives you his picks for some cool new movies that are set to hit the silver screen…eventually.

THE JAPANESE ARE OUT TO KILL US ALL: ROBOTS THAT CAN RUN AND NOW THIS?

The Japanese are going to single handedly wipe us out with their insane scientific research and their crazy frosted hair.

NERD NEWS NIGHTLY WITH SHAM “WHOA” THE MCGYPTIAN

MOVIE NEWS! Freddy, Jonah Hex! and Megan Fox in Jonah Hex: Thumbs of Fire, Denzel is Mad Max?, Alice in Wonderland to be rated XXX?

FINAL DESTINATION WAS JUST A MOVIE…WASN’T IT?

Final Chestination was just a movie I masturbated to. This is the real thing. Prepare to be creeped out.

MEGAN FOX’S THUMB IS EVERYWHERE

Megan Fox is perfect, Just don’t ask her to plug your ass with her Kong thumb, Unless you like getting it in the behind from horses.

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