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PIPE CITY: Denise Milani

Do you like chicks with pretty faces and sexy figures? If your answer is “fuck yea!”, then head to EmilioSparks.com and check out Pipe City. This week, the featured beauty is Denise Milani. She’s a model with 34DDD boobs, who originated from the Czech Republic; a breeding center for hot white women.

Check out the full picture gallery of her on EmilioSparks.com. Super Size for life, dawg.

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Pipe City: Alice Goodwin

Emilio’s got another Sexy fine lady for you to oogle kids!  The pick this week is named Alice Goodwin (not that you care about her name, you sexist pig) So who is this broad nice young lady?

Alice Goodwin is one of England’s hottest models.  Posing for various magazines in and around the UK, she’s stuck to her roots on the island but is slowly getting more worldwide recognition.  It takes all kinds. (Via Holytaco — Who have some nice pictures themselves grrroowwllllll)

Information is good, but I think a pic is going to make you want to click through more… so here:

Enticed? Check out some more photos over at EmilioSparks.com.

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Pipe City: Arianny Celeste

Over at EmilioSparks.com, Emilio introduced us to UFC’s finest Octagon girl, miss Arianny Celeste. “Who is Arianny?” you ask. I Shall tell you then:

Arianny Celeste became a UFC Octagon Girl in typical fashion – through a modeling casting call – but ever since she made her debut at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in 2006, life has been anything but typical for the 22-year old, who saw her first live mixed martial arts fight that summer night in Las Vegas.

“It was nerve racking and kinda scary, but it was really cool,” said Arianny of her first night working for the UFC.  “I liked it a lot.”

Since then, this striking Latina has become a fixture at UFC events and a fan favorite.  She’s also transformed from a casual fan of MMA to a diehard follower of the sport. (Via UFC.com)

Also on that page Arianny lists her turn-ons:

A funny guy, who is ambitious and smart

Holy shit, I Think she’s talking about me!!!!

I’ll be checking out the extra photos on Emiliosparks.com, how about you?

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From EmilioSparks.com: Pipe City: Lucy Pinder

Miss Pipe City? It didn’t die a horrible death… it’s alive and well over at EmilioSparks.com!

This week you can meet the mighty fine Lucy Pinder. Don’t know who that is? Let me introduce you:

Lucy’s a little lonley, so go visit her at Pipe City’s new home.. tell her DAPS sent ya!

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PIPE CITY: MORGAN WEBB

Morgan Webb is a video game nerd with model looks, Morgan Webb can be seen on the video game channel, G4. I don’t even play video games I just watch for her. Do all girls who play video games look like this or is it as rare as finding a chick who is honest when she says . Ive never done something like this before.

PIPE CITY: REBY SKY

Funny story how I discovered Reby Sky, I follow a porn star on twitter (dont we all). The Porn star showed a tweet photo of Reby Sky. Naturally google was the next process before the fap. From what the interwebz told me, Reby was Miss Howard Stern TV for the month of December 2009, she is an on air host/reporter for the online sports network SportsRev.TV and Reby was featured in MTV’s True Life: I’m a Sports Fanatic, as the NY Giants Girl. I dont think Reby Sky has a clue about sports do you really give a shit if Reby knows what the Hook/Hitch play is ?

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PIPE CITY: ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO

This weeks Pipe City is Alessandra Ambrosio, Alessandra Ambrosio, Alessandra Ambrosio, Alessandra Ambrosio, Alessandra Ambrosio !!!!!!!!!!! By a show of hand how many of you out there in DAPS land would closeline a toddler get wax or get your ball hair to get a date with Alessandra Ambrosio ? I wonder what are Supermodles standards there human, one can only hope the bar is so low ,because there so hot that the average guy has a chance. Pipe City is a fools paradise. Va la Thursday !!!!!

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PIPE CITY: LEIGHTON MEESTER

So i was watching random music videos on MTV. YES MTV still plays music videos. The only time you can watch these video’s is at the crack of dawn. Anyway Leighton Meester caught my attention at first glance i was like “yo chica is spicy she kinda resembles porn star Tori Black.” My 5 am perversion led me to google to stare rather creepily at her photos. Whats sexy about Leighton Meester? She was born while her mother was serving a federal prison sentence. (BROKEN HOME STATUS…HOT)

HAPPY THURSDAY FOOL !!!!!

Here’s the video that caught my attention.

PS She also stars on Gossip Girls @ CW 11. Teen dramas LOL

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PIPE CITY: ELISABETTA CANALIS

Boobs & Butt are a glorious thing especially when it creates a memorable moment the first pipe city of the year sets the tone for a memorable year. Elisabetta Canalis, is a good way to start 20X. Why is Elisabetta Canalis famous ? No idea, I know she modles & does the bangs with George Clooney.

Click the Google image search to see one of the best pictures of olive-skinned sexpot, it might make you a devout Catholic. HAPPY 20X FOOLS

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PIPE CITY: HOT CHICKS IN CHRISTMAS OUTFITS

Who can really say that the spirt of Christmas is a feeling of giving ? Some say its the christian holiday in which we clelbrate the brith of Christ. Other might say the “Christmas spirit” can be singing a song, helping the homeless , feeding a stray cat, shoplifing from a mall. Most of the time its peace on earth and good will. I say the hell with all the clichés the brass tax of the “Christmas spirit” is BOOBS & BUTT. Pipe City celebrates the Holiday with a vast array of hottie’s in Christmas theme garb.

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