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Daily Awesomeness: Batman Fights Shark, With Lightsaber.

BOOM! BAM! KAPLOW!!

I really have no idea where this image of Batman fighting a shark with a lightsaber originated from, but it is definitely full of awesome. (Via Slashfilm)

Amazing! Seriously, check out that slashfilm link because there’s a clip from the Batman series from the 70s that’s worth watching.

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Daily Awesomeness: KITTENS AND BOOBIES

Good evening kiddos,

Today in Awesomeness we have one of the greatest combinations in the history of man. Like peanut butter and chocolate, and garfield and odie before them, I give you KITTENS AND BOOBIES.

That will be all.

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Daily Awesomeness: That’s The Hugest One I Ever Seen, Jim. (Tornado Videos)

Tornadoes destroy things, and are by definition Awesome. Like power of nature awesome!

Tornadoes may be nature’s most violent storms. Although they are not large like hurricanes, there are about 1,000 reported tornadoes in the US each year. A tornado is a powerful column of spinning air that reaches from a thunderstorm cloud to the ground. The strongest tornadoes can cause massive destruction and have wind speeds of 250 mph or more. The path of damage can be a mile wide or more and 50 miles long. (Via Dangerous Planet)

Being that this is a video from “The Tornado Channel“, i have to assume the high pitched voice in the video is a scientist. In his words, “That’s the hugest tornado i ever seen”

Here’s a video of some assholes yelling while you try to watch TWO TORNADOES AT THE SAME TIME!!!

Then we have TWO TORNADOES AT THE SAME TIME… IN THE FUCKING OCEAN!!!!

Finally,we have this… F5 baby, FINGER OF GOD!

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Daily Awesomeness: Kangaroos Fighting.

I’m not going to mince words today. I want to give the people what the people want to see, and what the people obviously want to see is videos of Kangaroos Fighting!

also here’s a tee shirt which is somewhat related:

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Daily Awesomeness: Fireworks Factory Explodes.

Ever wonder what it would look like if a fireworks factory exploded? Check it out here…

Like the guy in the video said “It’s like a tiger”.. yeah, exactly like a tiger.

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Daily Awsomeness: Why Matt Forderer is more awesome than you.

There are few things in life that embody Awesomeness more than a Rooster contemplating a grilled cheese sandwich. To learn more about this MASTERPIECE. Check out the artist (Matt Forderer’s) official website.

Our friend @porknbomb passed this our way, thanks for being awesome p&B!

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Daily Awesomeness: 07/17/2009

HOORAY TGIF!! Yup, it’s Friday and have we got a lot of stuff for you! What you ask?

First off, Uncoached.com has the Ill tornado list…

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Of all the crazy types of destructive storms out there, I’d have to say that a Tornado is probably the most badass.   Hurricanes are cool and all but they aren’t represented by anything visual.  The only visual thing you see is wind and rain.  Maybe some lightning here and there.   But a tornado is a like a monster.  It’s “alive.”  And boy does it do some damage. (via Uncoached)

This is just one of the many tornado vids on Uncoached today, go check the rest of them out… then come right back.

OK, Welcome back! You’ll be glad you did because otherwise you’d never have learned about COED Magazine’s “Olivia Munn Sex Soundboad” OMGOMGOMG

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That’s right boys, you wanna hear Olivia moan because you made her? There’s an app for that… alright, that’s a stretch but at least theres a blog post. Go press her buttons, then come back again.

Welcome back once again, frankly we’re a little surprised that you keep returning. We love you too! and for that we give you this, a random picture of Jay Leno with what appear to be two of his biggest fans. (click thumbnail to view larger image)

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Those guys are our new heroes… Actually wait, no this guy is:

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Wait, wait, no this girl is… yeah definitely her…

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Yeah, Final Answer Reeg… Those guys at the chive.com, we’re seriously gonna buy them a beer one day! ONE DAY! BEER! WOOO!!! There are another 23 awesome images on their aptly titled post, “THAT. IS. AWESOME.” good title guys, we approve.

Something else that we just wanted you to see was this crazy woman on the Maury show, who is petrified of cotton.

On the Maury show, a woman confronts her fears about cotton balls…and frogs (though the frogs aren’t pictured in this video). This is even better when he brought a woman on the show who was scared of pickles. (via You Tube)

In the case of crazy cotton fearing woman, you ARE the father!

We really don’t know how to follow that with anything other than 4 Guinea Pigs eating watermelon. Enjoy! (oh & Don’t forget to become a fan of “Awesomeness!” on Facebooks It will be the best strategic move you make all day!)

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Daily Awesomeness: 07/16/2009

It’s that time of the day when DAPS gets just a little more AWESOME! What’s more awesome than penguins being protected by snipers? That’s right… nothing!

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Professional snipers have been brought in to guard a vulnerable colony of penguins in Australia.

The deployment follows the mysterious deaths of nine of the flightless birds over the last two weeks.

The mutilated bodies of the animals, known as fairy penguins, were found in a national park near Sydney harbour.

The main suspects are dogs and foxes. At 40cm tall, the world’s smallest penguin species is clearly no match for such aggressive enemies.

To even up the fight, two snipers have been deployed as bodyguards. (via BBC NEWS)

Leave it to those cooky austrailians to get all snipery on account of Danny Devito’s kin. (lololz batman returns references)

So what else is up in AWESOME today? Bet you never seen this cool Infrared Photogrpahy shit. (If you’re thinking to yourself… “yes i have” then you’re pretentious and you don’t belong here! GO AWAY)

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You can check out more of that shit over at Funtasticus.com. Theres a lot more amazing images so seriously go look at them. Those break media people sure are keen on finding interesting and relevant content ::wink::

What’s funny is that we have no connection to that site at all LOL. We also have ZERO connection to Joe Farraj, whose text conversation trumps all that you’ve ever found even mildly important…

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If you don’t understand why that’s so cool, we’re not about to tell you.. the next post is also pretty much for you also.

All of us here laughed just about as much as these guys did, we might have been laughing AT THEM though. On the other hand, we weren’t laughing at this next video. We were just amazed at how many people were involved… Way to go Stockholm!

Oh, Michael Jackson stuff, You’ve got about another week before nobody cares anymore.

We will always celebrate the late Bill Cosby though, especially when he’s memorialized in Jell-o art.

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To celebrate Bill Cosby’s birthday on July 12th, artist Andrew Salamone made a portrait of the comedian using Jell-O shots. Which, I think we can all agree, is a fitting tribute. Does he still do those commercials? Damn, now I want a Jell-O Pudding Pop. Do they still make those? Okay, so maybe I have been down in this robot shelter too long. I kid, I kid — now somebody bring me some new cassettes to play.

Hit the jump for a couple more shots and a video of the portrait’s transformation over the course of a night. (via Geekologie)

Seriously, how cool is that? Geekologie really has their shit on lock and we’d like to marry them! Which state is it that websites can get married again? I think it’s Maine.  Speaking of Maine, there’s an epidemic in this country with a disease that really needs more attention, so we’re going to do our part and spotlight it!

Those cats at IGNentertainment sure do know how to make us giggle. teehee. teehee. Anyhoes, Don’t forget to become a fan of “Awesomeness!” on Facebooks It will be the best strategic move you make all day!

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Daily Awesomeness: 07/15/2009

Wow, how did yesterday’s awesomeness recap magiacally appear today? WEIRD!

So, who wants to know what you (and we) missed? Sounds good! here we go…. Thanks to Buzzfeed we came along what might be the greatest Yahoo! answers response EVAR! (click the thumbnail to enlarge!)

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Somone definately earned themselves a sandwich there…hopefull it was this one:

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Some chefs have probably never heard the phrase “too much of a good thing” as they create some of the world’s most stuffed food. WomansDay takes a look at 9 stuffed-to-the-brim food creations, like this db Burger Double Truffle from db Bistro Moderne above:

This specialty sandwich, available at db Bistro Moderne in Manhattan, sells for a whopping $150—but it’s certainly something to marvel at. Stuffed inside the burger are braised short ribs along with a flavorful helping of foie gras, which is topped with 20 grams of shaved black truffles and served inside a crispy Parmesan bun.

Bon appétit! (via Neatorama)

Now, if the sandwich is not obtained quickly and without complaint, we’re gonna have to send this old bag lookin’ for ya…

But if you do get the sandwich, and we enjoy it… You will be rewarded with something like this:

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Style Your Garage covers are printed tarps made to attach to your garage door to make it appear your garage is something it’s not. For example, this one makes it look like you’re running a rotisserie chicken business. But the fun doesn’t stop there! Hit the jump to see a bunch of my other favorites, then head to the site to see a ton more. They all retail for about $275 and were made for one piece garage doors, but can be modified (read: cut) to fit on sectionals. And speaking of sectionals, my new couch has a chaise. Ladies? First to make me a sandwich can sit on it (until I’m full, then it’s dishes time for you)! (via Geekologie)

Definitely check out the rest of these things on Geekologie’s post “Awesome: These Garage Door Covers

We know what you’re thinking… “ENOUGH ABOUT THE FUCKIN’ SANDWICH” and we hear you loud and clear. So here’s someone who doesn’t have a problem bringing people sandwiches. And we’re 100% certain that she’s better than you at it!

Go ahead, try and argue with us about that? If she could do this.. she could get a GODDAMMNED SANGWICH!!!!…

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Daily Awesomeness: 07/14/2009

It’s that time again (and by that time we mean whatever time it is that you’re reading this!), the perfect time for AWESOME!

Have you ever thought to yourself “I don’t spend nearly enough time on the computer, there HAS to be another way to get my fix!!”? Well we have the post for you! Funky Trend has the solution, an endless supply of keyboard inspired merchandise!

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There’s even a sneaker that kas a qwerty keyboard on it, now thats pretty cool. “What else is cool?” you asked…. GIANT ANIMALS!!!

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Yeah there’s more Sathamcotta.com seems to have them all in their post aptly titled “Giant-Sized Animals” way to be direct Sathamcotta.com.

Out of nowhere, however, is this amazing tike…tyke…tiyke? (Sp?)

His name would be , and he would apparently like to be a guest on a talk show. (You can contact him at NewVision5050@Yahoo.com) LOL

Only slightly harder to get in touch with are Faith No More, seen here performing Lady Gaga’s “Poker Face” a song that may or may not be a subtle reference to a woman giving a man oral sex.

That was nice at first, a litte jarring, and very similar to this insane news story…

Axel Sanz-Claus, a tourist from Germany was enjoying a perfect visit to New York City until his dinner Friday night.

He ordered steak and spinach from the Bull and Bear Steak House at the Waldorf Astoria.

Sanz-Claus spoke exclusively to Eyewitness News claiming that hidden in his food was a tampon, a blood soaked tampon. (via ABC7NY)

You can check out the video of the news report here. See it’s awesome if you’re into Schadenfreude…to each his own.

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