Over at Jezebel, they’re having a different brand of March Madness. I hear you ladies, I don’t care much for Basketball either, this right here is a bracket that i would NOT mind filling out.
It’s time. We’ve fought for far too long. The Pie vs. Cake War must come to an end! But a winner can’t simply be chosen; there must be a battle, and you, dear reader, must decide the champion.
If I had the money, I would definitely eat my way through this bracket system and tell you guys the REAL winner, but I’m broke so if you choose to let us know!
To check out updates on this amazing contest, print out the brackets or just fap to.. check out the original post on Jezebel here.
We’ve all dreamed about it, until today few of us have taken the initiative to actually make it happen. Praise Jebus that the UnicornMe iPhone app is an actual thing that exists!
Younicorn is brought to you by the fantastical folks at mono, who firmly believe in the magic of simplicity, and that everyone looks better with a long, pointy horn growing out of their head.
The wizards of development were PopLife. They added their special blend of sparkles and potions to help us make Younicorn even Younicornier (via Younicornme.com)
Just look at how awesome it made Adam (of ska/punk outfit Avon Junkies) look!
I really have no idea where this image of Batman fighting a shark with a lightsaber originated from, but it is definitely full of awesome. (Via Slashfilm)
Amazing! Seriously, check out that slashfilm link because there’s a clip from the Batman series from the 70s that’s worth watching.
Today in Awesomeness we have one of the greatest combinations in the history of man. Like peanut butter and chocolate, and garfield and odie before them, I give you KITTENS AND BOOBIES.
Tornadoes destroy things, and are by definition Awesome. Like power of nature awesome!
Tornadoes may be nature’s most violent storms. Although they are not large like hurricanes, there are about 1,000 reported tornadoes in the US each year. A tornado is a powerful column of spinning air that reaches from a thunderstorm cloud to the ground. The strongest tornadoes can cause massive destruction and have wind speeds of 250 mph or more. The path of damage can be a mile wide or more and 50 miles long. (Via Dangerous Planet)
Being that this is a video from “The Tornado Channel“, i have to assume the high pitched voice in the video is a scientist. In his words, “That’s the hugest tornado i ever seen”
Here’s a video of some assholes yelling while you try to watch TWO TORNADOES AT THE SAME TIME!!!
Then we have TWO TORNADOES AT THE SAME TIME… IN THE FUCKING OCEAN!!!!
I’m not going to mince words today. I want to give the people what the people want to see, and what the people obviously want to see is videos of Kangaroos Fighting!
also here’s a tee shirt which is somewhat related:
There are few things in life that embody Awesomeness more than a Rooster-Zebra contemplating a grilled cheese sandwich. To learn more about this MASTERPIECE. Check out the artist (Matt Forderer’s) official website.
Our friend @porknbomb passed this our way, thanks for being awesome p&B!
HOORAY TGIF!! Yup, it’s Friday and have we got a lot of stuff for you! What you ask?
First off, Uncoached.com has the Ill tornado list…
Of all the crazy types of destructive storms out there, I’d have to say that a Tornado is probably the most badass. Hurricanes are cool and all but they aren’t represented by anything visual. The only visual thing you see is wind and rain. Maybe some lightning here and there. But a tornado is a like a monster. It’s “alive.” And boy does it do some damage. (via Uncoached)
OK, Welcome back! You’ll be glad you did because otherwise you’d never have learned about COED Magazine’s “Olivia Munn Sex Soundboad” OMGOMGOMG
That’s right boys, you wanna hear Olivia moan because you made her? There’s an app for that… alright, that’s a stretch but at least theres a blog post. Go press her buttons, then come back again.
Welcome back once again, frankly we’re a little surprised that you keep returning. We love you too! and for that we give you this, a random picture of Jay Leno with what appear to be two of his biggest fans. (click thumbnail to view larger image)
Those guys are our new heroes… Actually wait, no this guy is:
Wait, wait, no this girl is… yeah definitely her…
Yeah, Final Answer Reeg… Those guys at the chive.com, we’re seriously gonna buy them a beer one day! ONE DAY! BEER! WOOO!!! There are another 23 awesome images on their aptly titled post, “THAT. IS. AWESOME.” good title guys, we approve.
Something else that we just wanted you to see was this crazy woman on the Maury show, who is petrified of cotton.
On the Maury show, a woman confronts her fears about cotton balls…and frogs (though the frogs aren’t pictured in this video). This is even better when he brought a woman on the show who was scared of pickles. (via You Tube)
In the case of crazy cotton fearing woman, you ARE the father!
We really don’t know how to follow that with anything other than 4 Guinea Pigs eating watermelon. Enjoy! (oh & Don’t forget to become a fan of “Awesomeness!” on Facebooks It will be the best strategic move you make all day!)
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