Okay, last week, Craig over at the Bachelor Bible offered to write us a review of The Expendables. Obviously we said “Sure.” (No really, I would screencap the email for you, but I’m trying to just get you to believe my words.)
After some serious thoughts over how to give the review to you, as it needed some proofreading and copy editing, we decided to do more work and offer it to you, as is, in EPIC VIDEO FORMAT! (HD)
Here’s the unedited transcript:
Welcome to my Expendables Review. The movie is action packed like a typical war movie but also have a storyline to it. I wouldn’t say it the best action movie ever but the cast does make it interesting. It does have a very Stallone feeling I guess that’s because he wrote the screenplay and directed the film. Let’s talk about the cast for a minute. It’s loaded from Stallone, Statham, Li, Austin, Couture, Willis, Lundgren, Weeks, Rourke and Arnold himself. Wait What?!?! Yes Arnold himself is in. I guess they did that to bring in Arnold’s fan camp. They even make a joke about him becoming President one day, which is a great tie in to real life. Adding to the cast is also Eric Roberts from Heroes and the Charisma Carpenter.
I must the hand-to-hand combat scenes, explosion scenes, gun fighting was top notch. Li’s moves were amazing and Couture’s MMA moves were something else. I would recommend everyone to go see this movie but if you are looking for the whole cast to be in it for 103 minutes you are wrong. The film basically surrounds Stallone and Statham and then their gang follows along.
Here is my percentage breakdown of characters in the movie
Stallone 95%
Statham 95%
Li 85%
Lundgren 50%
Roberts 40%
Couture 75%
Austin 45%
Carpenter 5 minutes
Crews 40%
Rourke 35%
Schwarzenegger 5 minutes
Willis 5 minutesAll in all it was an excellent movie if you like the action packed typed movie. It left you with wanting a little bit more but I think for now it was a great movie to close out the summer. Im hearing talks of a sequel. Lets hope they dont mess it up with some b.s.actors in the next one.
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In fairness, we didn’t want to bother Craig for a re-write because he was preparing for his EPIC B-DAY PARTY this Friday. You should all go and chill with us.
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Watch this Guy Shoulder Check a Girl Under the Guise of a Chest Bump and Completely Wreck her
I’m kinda up in the air about this, so instead of writing like a nerd about this video, I’ll just present my thoughts in video format.
the original source material.
My commentary:
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