eSleeper is a project by Samuel Cox that Tweets your cat’s activity within it’s eMac-shelled bedding so you can track cut how much of a worthless, lazy, unappreciative piece of shit your cat is. It also offers your feline foe a wave of relaxing colors.
eSleeper is a 21st century cat basket, an ideal resting location for any cat.
When the feline decides its naptime, eSleeper’s automated lighting control turns on a relaxing wave of color inside an eMac, while greeting the cat with the iconic Macintosh start-up chime (keeping the legacy of the eMac).
When the cat walks out, eSleeper turns off the lights and tweets to @eSleeper1, displaying various phrases along with how long the cat has occupied eSleeper.
You can follow this “revolutionary” new cat bed on twitter at @eSleeper1 to see what it broadcasts.
Personally, something like this would just aggravate me because it would confirm that my cats are lazy assholes. I mean, they have NO problem lounging around right in front of me. I’d probably be shocked to find out that the cats are more active while I’m gone. Hosting parties, playing Call of Duty, eating all of my Oreos.
WHERE DO ALL MY OREOS GO?
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