Courtesy of Animal Planet, we get a look at how rescued baby sloths get bathed.
I’m not gonna lie, I’m a bit jealous. First of all, I wish I could get away with bathing once a week. Imagine the minutes I’d save in a month! Like 60! Also, these sloths are too cute to get cleaned with a washrag and dish detergent. Spoiled bastards. I’d like to get cleaned in a bath of tea and then hung upside down to dry. It would do wonders for my back!
This got me thinking, why are people so diligent in caring for animals (as cute as they are) when there are millions of people who need rescuing? Why not open up a Human Rescue and take care of people who are down on their luck? What kind of super-liberal bullshit this all is!
I’d like to see a habitat for people, where they are fed three times a day, cleaned, given comfortable surroundings, and unlimited medical care. Screw these stupid animals, let’s start thinking about each other for once!
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