Now that we’re officially in the “future” all sorts of wonderful things are possible. Flying cars? Nope. Self tying laces? Nope. Cure for cancer? Nope. Super Bowl commercials available to view online a week before the game? YESSSSSSS!
Fuck you, cure for cancer. We can now see these super funny Super Bowl commercials early. I literally couldn’t wish for anything more awesome. If you can’t guess by now I’m being super duper ridiculously sarcastic.
I dunno what happened to me. When I was younger I could pick out Super Bowl commercials that I actually liked and found funny. In the last couple of years, after the Janet Jackson’s boobie incident, Super Bowl commercials got way too safe and family friendly. Now I see them as trying way too hard.
Do regular people respond to commercials? They don’t ever seem to relate to my life in any particular way. For example, I see a car commercial and the car is doing amazing stunts and no where in my brain do I go “Yes I need that car because it can perform some crazy stunts”. So what’s the point? DVR technology makes commercials irrelevant because now we don’t have to to sit through these useless ads.
Well, thankfully you can experience these wonderful commercials from the connivence of your computer before next Sunday. Some major companies are represented here too. We have Pepsi, Chevy, Volkswagen, Acura, and of course movie trailers!!!!
Pepsi and Regis Philbin team up here:
Chevy:
Volkswagen and Star Wars?? I’ve had wet dreams about this!!!!! (I haven’t.)
Acura taps Jerry Seinfeld and Jay Leno and boy is this lame:
And lastly G.I. Joe: Retaliation staring The Rock and Bruce Willis:
I *might* see this… probably not.
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