Bachelor’s Guide: Buy Clothes With Booze Money

Stop spending so much money on booze for girls, and start dressing like less of a slob. The results speak for themselves!

I know, I know, the title is pretty jarring. I hope I haven’t offended anybody with it; just hear me out. Being a single dude isn’t easy these days. Your game needs to be carefully choreographed; everything you say and do is up for immediate judgment by the receptive party. However, there is a very powerful and effective weapon in the arsenal of a bachelor – alcohol! A girl will usually say yes to a drink offered to them, and it helps ease the mood by miles.

Great success, right? Sure… but how many girls have you gotten shitfaced on first meeting and then turned into your girlfriend? I’m sure some of you might say, “Hey! that’s how I met my girl!” and it’ll be awkward for a minute; but the truth of the matter is that this situation doesn’t always become much more. Luckily, there’s another way to grab some fly honey’s attention – dress nicer! I defy you to find a stand-up lady who can honestly say that they don’t care how a guy looks when he’s talking to her. It’s just how things work, girls like associating themselves with guys who know how to dress. This calls for a re-management of your funds! Let’s take some money out of your ‘buy girls drinks’ budget, and throw it into your wardrobe cash.

***I am going to assume that you all know your sizes, and buy the right size jeans and shirts. If your clothing is too baggy or tight on you, it’s not flattering. Respect your size!***

Jeans

My favorite jeans come from the Gap, but you can obviously shop where ever you are accustomed to. Straight-legged jeans are not only comfortable, but they look good with everything! Sneakers, shoes, boots, you name it! Hold off on the destroyed look if you’re trying to meet girls – save them for hanging out with your buds. These jeans are all priced at $54.99 upon the writing of this article – available on the Gap’s online store and actual store.

Blazers

It is really amazing what a blazer can do for your outfit. I have gone out wearing a Back To The Future t-shirt, neat jeans, and a blazer; and the blazer just makes all the difference. It stays casual, I get to wear my nerd-wear; but it still comes off as cool and really neat. Blazers are great with button-downs also, if you wanna look really sharp one night. This is the kinda blazer you should keep your eyes open for – again, from the Gap. This one’s priced at $69.99 upon the writing of this article.

Slight changes to your regular outfit will make all of the difference; nicer clothes make a way better impression than booze ever will.

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