Latest Updates at the top of the post.
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Craig just came outside to rub it in my face that he just got his phone.
Also, the Friendly’s lunch is postponed to 3pm.
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Just ran into my good friend Sal Iovine and he assured me I can get both phones as long as I’m the account manager on my family plan.
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Kristin had to leave for a doctors appointment, there may be an issue getting her phone. I hate Apple.
She is dropping my smokes off though. So that’s cool.
The shitty thing is that our friendly’s trip may be pushed back a bit.
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Some meat heads bum rushed the store screwing the 20 at a time system. Why were they not booted from the store?
I wish everyone on this line would drop dead. Not because I’d get the phone sooner, bit because they are all jackasses.
Why did I not bring my cigarettes?
Also I threw my empty ice cream thing and water bottle on the floor.
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Three things:
1- I just got free ice cream. (Cherry Garcia)
2- Craig “App Man” Caruso JUST got inside after waiting since 7:30 am. He was told he had another half hour.
3- The amount of old people who are passing by asking about the line is flabbergasting. “I can’t believe you would wait on this line for a phone!” Me neither you old bag, shut the fuck up.
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Fuck Apple.
I’m currently writing this from the Staten Island mall because I’m still waiting on the line to get to the reservation line to get to the line to get the iPhone. Apparently apple doesn’t understand how reservations work.
All this for a glorified cyber sex toy…
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Oh snap! I just got a free water AND moved up a bunch in line. Things are looking up.
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I wish I brought my cigarettes from the car. :(
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I just received word that a reservation does NOT guarantee a phone today… which tells me that Apple is intentionally creating this fervor (duh) and making everyone crazy. So get your phone asap.
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I’m currently being moved to the second line which will eventually get me to the line inside (yes I’m standing in the sun).
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Jesus Christ. They can’t sell you the phone until you’ve paid this months AT&T bill… that’s fucking ghey.
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Now I’m getting agitated. These fucking Apple store employees all think they are a comedian or a motivational speaker, I’m going to slap this fucking ginger piece of shit.
“Who wants to play some iPhone 4 trivia?”
Go fuck yourself.
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And the phone is sold-out. there are now only enough for reservations.
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