Average DAPS Reader: Is a Total Jerk for Making Carlo Get a Brazilian Wax - To be honest, I'm not really mad, I kind of expected this of you. So I won't hold this against you. But I will give you an idea of what the big picture of this whole thing is.

You guys are real pieces of shit. Let me re-cap.

Last week I told you guys about a video we have coming down the pipe where I’ll be visiting Dyanna Body and Nail Salon & Spa and getting waxed, then I told you guys how I couldn’t decide what wax to get for the video.

Well, you’ve decided, and I hate you.

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To be honest, I’m not really mad, I kind of expected this of you. So I won’t hold this against you. But I will give you an idea of what the big picture of this whole thing is.

I’ll be visiting the spa next week, three days before my engagement party, which is kind of weird since most of my friends and family who read this site regularly will be there, and are fully aware that my nether-regions will be completely bald. So that’s kind of funny I think.

The thing that’s most funny imo is that I’ve had a nickname for this area of my body for quite some time; The Forest of Never Ending Woes. I chose this name because, well, to put it nicely, I’m Italian, so you know, yeah. Gonna be real weird up in there.

I’ve also spoken to some people about how this is going to feel, and I’ve been assured that the spa is top notch, and will make this as painless as possible. I’ve also been told that the ass-crack portion of the process is not so painful, provided I take 2 Motrin 30 minutes before the session. (For the record, I’ve also been told to try more illegal means of painkilling, which I’ll probably avoid.)

But there are 2 people I feel really bad for when I think of this. That’s me and The Lobsterman.

The Lobsterman is our resident camera guy, and he’s gonna have to figure out a way to shoot all this, and he doesn’t seem all that excited about looking at my penis and ass hole. I feel bad for me, because I’m going to be having my penis and asshole all up in this bitch, and frankly, what if I get a boner? What if I get an inverse boner? EMBARRASSING!

But in all seriousness, I’m excited about this. This should be a fun time, and a great piece for you guys to enjoy. I’m just working some stuff out for myself.

I feel better about this already.