Apparently, Zac Efron dropped a condom on the red carpet for the Lorax premiere. Take a look for yourselves.
We all know who Zac Efron is, and we all know he’s probably actually having sex in real life. While this looks completely done on purpose (which would be classless especially during a children’s film premiere), I’m willing to give him the benefit of the doubt and assume this is accidental. But that doesn’t mean I don’t have a gripe.
What on earth is Zac Efron doing using a condom? I mean, first of all, he’s a movie star (and a handsome one at that). If he’s having sex with questionable-ass basic bitches with VD then he’s doing this whole Hollywood thing wrong. If I was him, I’d be slamming the cleanest sterile V-Box 360s I could find. I wouldn’t want the burden of worrying about some bitches sexual health. I just wanna slam a clean bitch, I’m Zac Efron. You know?
I know, you guys are gonna say “what about preventing pregnancy?” Ummm, he’s mad rich, so he can just pay for however many abortions he wants. And not only that, he should try using the best birth control to ever exist. Pulling out. That shit works, guaranteed. You know how hard it is to get pregnant with a full load up in your belly? And you are worried about pre-cum? GTFOOH. Not only should this guy be pulling out on some clean ass bitches, shouldn’t the onus of not getting pregnant fall on the woman anyway? I mean, it’s their bodies, it’s their choice. The only reason I’d be pulling out on these bitches anyway is to skeet skeet skeet on their assholes because That’s what makes me feel like a man, ejaculating on a woman’s asshole all willy nilly.
In conclusion, Zac Efron has no business having a condom at all. I feel I’ve provided sufficient evidence to prove this point. I welcome any and all rebuttals.
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