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Posted on Aug 09, 2010 by JaneBlow — Sexpert Jane Blow — No comments

From Jane Blow: Rachel Starr, Rimming, Montanna Fishburne and Prop h8 Defeated!

Hey there friends, this is what you’ve been missing on Jane Blow’s Website, just in case you went on vacation to bang some MILF and ignored the internets.

We discovered what a ball coozie is, welcomed back Nikki CoXXX, defeated Prop h8, and FMKed Community.

Learned that Laurence Fishburne’s daughter did a porno with Vivid (poor Morpheus), Jane takes a look back at her first time, and we put the spotlight on Rachel Starr.

We also had Porny Moments, want you to NEVER say never, discussed Rough Sex Boundaries, and of course reviewed some cool sex toys!  All in all, we had a great week.  I’ll be posting the interview, or I should say my “day” with Ron Jeremy soon!

Don’t forget to hit us up… Jane Formspring ~*~ Barbie Formspring ~*~  Amy Formspring~*~ Justin Formspring ~*~ Nikki Twitter ~*~ Chanel Twitter ~*~ Silo_Johnson Twitter

P.S  We’re still giving away something awesome to our 1,000th twitter follower!  I’m at 991 or something like that ;)

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Posted on Jul 26, 2010 by JaneBlow — Sexpert Jane Blow / The Network — No comments

From Jane Blow: Swinging, Weird Toys, Twister and Crapping the Bed.

Here is what you missed on Jane Blow’s Website last week just in case you were practicing with you new Fushigi Ball all week trying to bring back “raving”, but failed miserably.

The week started off FUCKED with a new line of toys made for very specific fantasies that aren’t always in tune with “the norm”… so don’t click that link if blood, poop, or STDs offend you.

My week got worse when my landlord canceled HBO and didn’t tell me, but I FMKed Hung anyway, then we played Twister with Teaspoons, Barbie Kept it clean and talked about shaving, we then introduced Bastinado because of a mistake I found on the Sexuality Map, and James Deen made my spotlight.

Vivid offered a job to the Russian Spy, someone wanted to know if having Anal Sex would make them Crap The Bed, Jelena Jenson was found out to be a Super Nerd, and Pipedreams sent the OG a Naughty Cake Pan.  We fininshed up the week with reviews from a new writer named Mr. Mister, a fact about you not being scared of the cock, an ancient dildo was found AND capped it all off with advice about swinging.

<3 Jane

Don’t forget to hit us up… Jane Formspring ~*~ Barbie Formspring ~*~  Amy Formspring~*~ Justin Formspring ~*~ Nikki Twitter ~*~ Chanel Twitter ~*~ Silo_Johnson Twitter

P.S  We are nearly there!! We’re still giving away something awesome to our 1,000th twitter follower!

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Posted on Jul 20, 2010 by JaneBlow — Sexpert Jane Blow — No comments

From Jane Blow: Ex Sex, Pegging, Licking Cooch and a Sex Map

Here is what you missed on Jane Blow’s Website last week just in case you decided that lounging in a kiddy pool of ice and beer was a moar awesome activity to do than fap.

Nikki CoXXX slept with her Ex (oh boy), we cooled down with some ice, FMKed Comedians, and gave you an Etiquette lesson for visiting Porn Shops.  Listed some basic rules about licking pussy, Justin told you how to spot bullshit facts about sex on the internet and INTRODUCING Puddles with a Sexlopedia post about Pegging.

Sex helps you lose weight- a FACT! from Amy Chesis, Channel Covington wrote about a School Girl experience, I discussed the Orgasm Plateau Jump and found a Map of Human Sexuality.

<3 Jane

Don’t forget to hit us up… Jane Formspring ~*~ Barbie Formspring ~*~  Amy Formspring~*~ Justin Formspring ~*~ Nikki Twitter ~*~ Chanel Twitter ~*~ Silo_Johnson Twitter

P.S We’re still giving away something awesome to our 1,000th twitter follower!

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Posted on Jul 12, 2010 by JaneBlow — Sexpert Jane Blow — No comments

From Jane Blow: Pubes, Team Blow Job, Eclipse and Alexis Texas.

Here is what you missed on Jane Blow’s Website last week if you were pre-gaming for the DAPS Drinking Party, Adam Junky of Avon Junky’s Fame Bday, the Iron Maiden Concert (that imo, kinda sucked, kinda) and were too busy fapping to team BJ for #NED to win the World Cup.

Nikki CoXXX faked an orgasm, Barbie Hardcore says J is for Just in Case, we FMKed Eclipse, and the After Dark Spotlight was the great Alexis Texas.

Formspring gave me two questions about Pubes, I reviewed The Zara Vibe and you fapped (again, FACT!).

Silo Johnson discussed why Too Many Girls Suck at Blowing, there was reaching for the headboard erotica, and part 3 of the “Surprising your Partner is Good” series covered bringing up your Kinky side.

Don’t forget to hit us up… Jane Formspring ~*~ Barbie Formspring ~*~  Amy Formspring~*~ Justin Formspring ~*~ Nikki Twitter ~*~ Chanel Twitter ~*~ Silo_Johnson Twitter

<3 Jane

P.S We’re still giving away something awesome to our 1,000th twitter follower!

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Posted on Jul 05, 2010 by JaneBlow — Sexpert Jane Blow — No comments

From Jane Blow: The Kardashians, Sasha Grey, Hemorrhoids and the Screaming O Bullet

Here is what you missed on Jane Blow’s Website last week, just in case you were busy securing illegal fireworks, and squirreling away beer for the weekend.

Chanel Covington FMKed The Kardashians, Nikki CoXXX battled Hemorrhoids, the Sexlopedia discovered what a Looner is, Barbie Hardcore got slapped OFF a dick, and we discussed the Current State of Social Porn.

Devil’s Film is releasing The Eclipse porn parody, I know you’re gay FACT!, and there was a list of 10 things you can do with a Screaming O bullet.  Formspring asked about how to get something they want, that their partner doesn’t want to do and I did part 2 of Surprising your partner is good.

Sasha Grey made the After Dark Spotlight

Don’t forget to hit us up… Jane Formspring ~*~ Barbie Formspring ~*~  Amy Formspring~*~ Justin Formspring ~*~ Nikki Twitter ~*~ Chanel Twitter ~*~ Silo_Johnson Twitter

<3 Jane

P.S We’re still giving away something awesome to our 1,000th twitter follower!

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Posted on Jun 29, 2010 by JaneBlow — Sexpert Jane Blow — No comments

From Jane Blow: Dirty Pirates, Whore Scores, Magnum Condoms & Goodhead!

Here is what you missed on Jane Blow’s Website just in case you went to over-stuffed Fat America calorie heaven just to find out you weren’t on the guest list after waiting in line for a week.

Nikki CoXXX had an encounter with the “what are we” talk, the Sexlopedia did The Dirty Pirate, Justin FMKed Politicians and there was somthin’ for everyone! Barbie Hardcore is on “H” and says Hi, Let’s Fuck! is a valuable lesson to learn.

GQ magazine jumped the gun and pissed me off when they compared Riley Steele to Sasha Grey,  so I did a Spotlight on Audry Hollander and used IAFD.com to figure out her Whore Score; 1,383.  To my surprise, IAFD agreed!

Silo Johnson makes another appearance and shares a story about Magnum Condoms, and Amy Chesis jumped on the News and found a state giving elementry school kids condoms??!!!  I answered 3 questions about Jizz Flavor, reviewed Doc Johnson’s GoodHead (mint), and learned that men masturbate (whoda’ thunk?).

Wrapping the week up, there was some really hot bdsm erotica, and the first Surprising Your Partner in Bed series.

Don’t forget to hit us up… Jane Formspring ~*~ Barbie Formspring ~*~  Amy Formspring ~*~ Justin Formspring ~*~ Nikki Twitter ~*~ Chanel Twitter ~*~ Silo_Johnson Twitter

<3 Jane

PS. Remember when Topco Sales decided my team and I were awesome?  Well, Pipedream Products had come to the same conclusion!! AND we’re still giving away something awesome to our 1,000th twitter follower!

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Posted on Jun 22, 2010 by JaneBlow — Sexpert Jane Blow — No comments

From Jane Blow: Ashley Madison Stadium, the Glider Position, Female Condoms and Father’s Day Wishes

Here is what you missed on Jane Blow’s Website last week just in case you took a road trip to the Jersey Shore to see Snooki, but got stuck in Parkway traffic trying to go back home.

Nikki CoXXX decided to have sex UNDER a car instead of IN one,  Barbie xHardcore talked about being a good boy scout, Justin wants you to pack a Female Condom too, and I helped a guy not be numb and gave an opinion about foreskin.

FMKed The World Cup, gave a cool sex tip concerning grapes, Ashley Madison is renaming a stadium, we discussed The Leg Glider sex position and did part 2 of the billiards series with Chanel Covington.  In honor of True Blood starting up again, the FACT! is about biting and there are several new Parodys, and Celebrity sex tapes out now!

Spotlight: Draven Star!

P.S Happy Belated Father’s day… here’s some awesome condom advertisements to think about till next year ;)

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Posted on Jun 11, 2010 by JaneBlow — Sexpert Jane Blow — No comments

From Jane Blow: More Sex, 69ing, G’bye Eva Angelina and Semen Recipes!

Here is what you missed on Jane Blow’s Website, in case you were held hostage by Russian hackers who wanted to know your connection to DAPS while force feeding you Viagra.

We’ve decided to give our 1,000 twitter follower a special gift!

Sexlopedia gave you a 2 for 1 definition in the Fetishy world, Nikki CoXXX was fucked out of writers block, and Boogie Down FMKed Comic Book Villians and Reviewed Cleopatra’s Secret.  Barbie Hardcore says F is for FFUUCKing, for those of you who missed Paramore’s Itty Bitty Titty Committee we helped you out (nsfw), and we said goodbye to Eva Angelina (nsfw) in the Spotlight (she is preggers)!

An inside source told me you think it is OK to cheat, FACT!

I can’t wait till she moves to NJ and her Housewife Sex Tape comes out in her Golden Years

We helped you get into position to 69, then gave you a recipe for the semen (if you’re a spitter), then reviewed Rock On so you can go party AND fuck like a rock star.  Silo Johnson feels the glbt community should be unhappy just like straight people (complacent), Amy Chesis has a remedy for Frostbite AND here are 10 more ways you can get your partner to have sex with you!

Jane Formspring ~*~ Barbie Formspring ~*~  Amy Formspring ~*~ Justin Formspring

Nikki Twitter ~*~ Chanel Twitter

<3 Jane

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Posted on Jun 04, 2010 by JaneBlow — Sexpert Jane Blow — No comments

From Jane: Strip Clubs, Gingers and Porn Star on Porn Star Violence!

Here is what you missed on Jane Blow’s website just in case the sunburn you got over the Memorial Day weekend prevented you from moving your arm to fap mouse hand.

Nikki CoXXX explained the magic of taking your guy to a strip club, Barbie took a page out of Aldous Snow’s sex tip book and elaborated for you, and we FMKed Gingers again! The Sexlopedia activity was The Peanut Butter Swipe (makes me ‘hungry’ thinking about honestly).  Spotlight has brought back The Legendary Raylene !!!!!

If I had a dick I’d titty fuck her; but since I don’t, this is my homage to titty fucking:

Do it BETWEEN the Cheeks!

Amy Chesis is a big soccer fan and found a soccer themed vibe!  Lubes were discussed; Butt Love, & Climax Fruit Bomb and there was a porn star killing porn stars :(   Chanel Covington shoots some pool in her latest piece of erotica, and we welcomed Silo Johnson to the team, FACT!

We thrive on interacting with you…

Jane Formspring ~*~ Barbie Formspring ~*~  Amy Formspring ~*~ Justin Formspring

Nikki Twitter ~*~ Chanel Twitter

<3 Jane

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Posted on May 28, 2010 by JaneBlow — Sexpert Jane Blow — No comments

From Jane Blow: Blumpkins, Anus Hair, LOST, and Getting Past the Gag Reflex.

Here is what you missed on Jane Blow’s Website this week; just in case your friends weren’t kind enough to wake you up after your “ends” graduation party.  That’ll teach you to do Everclear  eye shots ever again.

Barbie Hardcore demands that you Doesn’t Second Guess in her Alphabet Guide to Getting Off or Cheat Sheet to Giving a Good Screwing (you decide) and discussed a Blumkin . Oh, and Nikki CoXXX dated a guy with a small dick. Justin says he is sick of Prissy Prudes and backs up his argument with how to protect yourself from them too. Amy Chesis  decided to give us part II of her Counter Strike erotica too!

I wish I was having sex with her 112x a year. FACT!

We FMKed LOST plus, the Glee Parody Porn, and sex makes us stupid was the news.  Our porn star Spotlight was the beautiful ( o ) Y ( o ) boobed Memphis Monroe! nsfw Me? I just told you how to get laid more with the use of Lure for Her Pheromones, got rid of your Anus Hair and gave you pointers on how to get past your Gag Reflex.

Want more? Ask!

Jane Formspring ~*~ Barbie Formspring ~*~  Amy Formspring ~*~ Justin Formspring

Nikki Twitter ~*~ Chanel Twitter

<3 Jane

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