Calculate your Porn Age

Murray the Nut shows us how old you tell the cover designer of the next porn you are in you are. That makes sense if I speak it aloud.

How to Write a Rom-Com in 10 steps

Over at Uproxx I found this little gem of an article about writing Romantic Comedies. Seems simple enough!

Carlo’s Cute and Cuddly Critters: Kissing Animals!

I’m no Steve Irwin (thankfully) so I don’t know what every single animal is. But I do know what is cute, and it’s this.

Average DAPS Reader: Conan O’Brien’s Comedy Tour

Conan O’Brien annaounced that he’ll be doing a 30 City stage show called the “Legally Prohibited From Being Funny on Television Tour” sounds great.

Average DAPS Reader: Eric Massa is a pervy boy

Eric Massa (Former Rep. of NY) is a dirty boy who likes dog piles, tickling, and ball play.

Carlo’s Cute and Cuddly Critters: Walrus!

You are the Walrus, coochie coochie coo!

Contextual Ads RUIN the Rickroll.

Internet Advertising, along with the Governments of the world are real fricking bummers when it comes to me trying to play tricks on people. AAACCCCKKKKK (That’s my Cathy impression)

Carlo’s Cute and Cuddly Critters: Sleepy Kitten

When kittens are sleepy I want to cry tears of uncontrollable… something. I dunno, I can’t really explain the feeling.

Average DAPS Reader: Final Fantasy 13

The amaxzing work of art/video game that will revolutionize how you experience RPGs, turn-based fighting, and cinematic cut scenes is out today. If you just want a fun game, go buy a wii you commoner.

Carlo’s Cute and Cuddly Critters: OMFG CUTEST CAT EVAR

Have you ever felt compelled to act out violently in reaction to how cute something is? No? Just me then huh…

Christoph Waltz’s greatest work to date UPDATED

Us American are so far behind. I mean, we can quote Point Break all we want, but we don’t really understand the nuances behind a good performance.

Average DAPS Reader: Watchin’ the Oscars

Watching the oscars is like watching that video of that monkey peeing into his own mouth. Except there were breakdancers this year.

Carlo’s Cute and Cuddly Critters: Some kinda cute fish???

Can fish be cute? I dunno cute kinda has all these connotations that I can’t seem to apply to a fish, but this time… THIS TIME….

Average DAPS Reader: American Apparel

Like looking like a complete dick-wad at family functions? Try shopping at American Apparel, your uncle likes the ads.

Things Mike Shane Watched on YouTube Instead of Sleeping

Tasers can apparently be fun. Tell that to the grandmother stopped for a broken tail light…

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