Calculate your Porn Age
March 11, 2010 by Carlo
Filed under From the Web, Humor
Murray the Nut shows us how old you tell the cover designer of the next porn you are in you are. That makes sense if I speak it aloud.
How to Write a Rom-Com in 10 steps
March 11, 2010 by Carlo
Filed under From the Web, Humor
Over at Uproxx I found this little gem of an article about writing Romantic Comedies. Seems simple enough!
Carlo’s Cute and Cuddly Critters: Kissing Animals!
March 11, 2010 by Carlo
Filed under Cute and Cuddly Critter
I’m no Steve Irwin (thankfully) so I don’t know what every single animal is. But I do know what is cute, and it’s this.
Average DAPS Reader: Conan O’Brien’s Comedy Tour
March 11, 2010 by Carlo
Filed under Average DAPS Reader
Conan O’Brien annaounced that he’ll be doing a 30 City stage show called the “Legally Prohibited From Being Funny on Television Tour” sounds great.
Average DAPS Reader: Eric Massa is a pervy boy
March 10, 2010 by Carlo
Filed under Average DAPS Reader
Eric Massa (Former Rep. of NY) is a dirty boy who likes dog piles, tickling, and ball play.
Carlo’s Cute and Cuddly Critters: Walrus!
March 10, 2010 by Carlo
Filed under Cute and Cuddly Critter
You are the Walrus, coochie coochie coo!
Contextual Ads RUIN the Rickroll.
March 9, 2010 by Carlo
Filed under From the Web
Internet Advertising, along with the Governments of the world are real fricking bummers when it comes to me trying to play tricks on people. AAACCCCKKKKK (That’s my Cathy impression)
Carlo’s Cute and Cuddly Critters: Sleepy Kitten
March 9, 2010 by Carlo
Filed under Cute and Cuddly Critter
When kittens are sleepy I want to cry tears of uncontrollable… something. I dunno, I can’t really explain the feeling.
Average DAPS Reader: Final Fantasy 13
March 9, 2010 by Carlo
Filed under Average DAPS Reader
The amaxzing work of art/video game that will revolutionize how you experience RPGs, turn-based fighting, and cinematic cut scenes is out today. If you just want a fun game, go buy a wii you commoner.
Carlo’s Cute and Cuddly Critters: OMFG CUTEST CAT EVAR
March 8, 2010 by Carlo
Filed under Cute and Cuddly Critter
Have you ever felt compelled to act out violently in reaction to how cute something is? No? Just me then huh…
Christoph Waltz’s greatest work to date UPDATED
March 8, 2010 by Carlo
Filed under Humor, Movies & TV
Us American are so far behind. I mean, we can quote Point Break all we want, but we don’t really understand the nuances behind a good performance.
Average DAPS Reader: Watchin’ the Oscars
March 8, 2010 by Carlo
Filed under Average DAPS Reader
Watching the oscars is like watching that video of that monkey peeing into his own mouth. Except there were breakdancers this year.
Carlo’s Cute and Cuddly Critters: Some kinda cute fish???
March 5, 2010 by Carlo
Filed under Cute and Cuddly Critter, Uncategorized
Can fish be cute? I dunno cute kinda has all these connotations that I can’t seem to apply to a fish, but this time… THIS TIME….
Average DAPS Reader: American Apparel
March 5, 2010 by Carlo
Filed under Average DAPS Reader
Like looking like a complete dick-wad at family functions? Try shopping at American Apparel, your uncle likes the ads.
Things Mike Shane Watched on YouTube Instead of Sleeping
March 5, 2010 by Carlo
Filed under From the Web
Tasers can apparently be fun. Tell that to the grandmother stopped for a broken tail light…












