Daily Awesomeness: 07/17/2009

Tornadoes, The chive.com stole our name, why we don’t care, Jay Leno’s secret love, A Man Riding a Lion, A Woman Scared of Cotton, and Guinea Pigs eating watermelon!!!

Daily Awesomeness: 07/16/2009

Today we have sniper protected penguins, infrared photos, a funny-ass video game glitch, an amazing Michael Jackson tribute by some Stockholm folk, Bill Cosby made of Jello, and a very special look at First Person Shooter Disease

Daily Awesomeness: 07/15/2009

So we have for you the AWESOME-EST Yahoo! Answer, A super delish burger, Garage door covers that will make you jizz, an old lady with a machine gun, and a young lady with quite the talent…

Daily Awesomeness: 07/14/2009

What’s awesome? Keyboard inspired designs, larger than usual animals, Mike Patton, a 6 year old basketball prdogiy, and getting tampons in your steak dinner!

Daily Awesomeness: 07/13/2009

This post features… A Dude skydiving without a parachute, a burger bed, a screamo band covering The Postal Service, Vodka Shot tricks, and a beer bong in the shape of a dong.

Daily Awesomeness: 07/10/2009

Awesomeness for your weekend. ROMAN CANDLE CANNON, Shotgunnable Beer Can!, The most Awesome Website EVAR, Make your car a Pizza Oven, and a Hello Kitty Taser??

Daily Awesomeness: 07/09/2009

Today in Awesomeness? Learn how to properly open a banana, watch an amazing baseball play, find out what the best PG13 nude scenes are, check out bullets ripping through shizz, find out important info about twinkies, and the most involved marriage proposal ever…

Daily Awesomeness: 07/08/2009

What kind of superpower do you want? Cory Marini’s is gonna make you giggle a little. Also Mortal Kombat flash mob, View Master wedding invitations, The Definition of FAIL, Ass Implants gone wrong, and a literal Death by Chocolate.

Daily Awesomeness: 07/07/2009

What’s awesome today? Free Candy, Really f*cking scary glass platforms, getting crabs, Disturbing Insects, and a cute little birdie enjoying his afternoon (until tragedy strikes!)

Daily Awesomeness: 07/06/2009

Today in Awesomeness! “Sesame Slayer”, Homemade Circumcisions, 40 Real Men of Genius Ads!!!, Care Bear vs. Teddy Ruxpin Crochet, and ZOMBIE KICKBALL!

Daily Awesomeness: 07/03/2009

Today in AWESOMENESS: Boxing Grandpa takes out Burglar, The Coolest Escalator Trick EVAR, Bull Balls, Blue Balls, A Super-Obama cartoon, A New Personal Training Technique, and the truth about heroin as a cough suppressant.

Daily Awesomeness: 07/02/2009

This is your first Daily Dose of Awesome! Homemade Mario Kart, Sewer Creatures, Lego Animation, Cats gone wild, and A MAN JUMPING OUT OF A HELICOPTER TO CATCH A MARLIN!!!!!111!!!!