Do you like chicks with pretty faces and sexy figures? If your answer is “fuck yea!”, then head to EmilioSparks.com and check out Pipe City. This week, the featured beauty is Denise Milani. She’s a model with 34DDD boobs, who originated from the Czech Republic; a breeding center for hot white women.
Check out the full picture gallery of her on EmilioSparks.com. Super Size for life, dawg.
Tags: Denise Milani, hot chick, Model, Pipe City
No commentsOh dear, more eighties trends have returned. For the past year, huge shoulders have been in. But they should be out. Shoulder pads need to go. It’s like a bad science fiction anime or a Lady Gaga video come to life. It’s awful.
I love it when a pretty girl wears a nice dress, but nowadays, too many hip dresses are plagued with bulky pads. Hay gurls, what’s so cool about having broad shoulders? That shit’s terrifying. Lotsa linebacker looking hoes are hittin’ the streets. No good. Rip em out and rock those dresses shoulder pad free, plz.
Tags: FAIL, fashion, Lady GaGa, shoulder pads, women
1 commentAmericans everywhere are partyin’ mega hard right now. The great thespian of our time, Lindsay Lohan, is freeeeeeeeeee. No more rehab or jail time for her. Perseverance will get you through the dark times. God bless, gurl.
$$$$$$
Ok, so let’s break this bullshit down. The former Mean Girl had a 90 day jail sentence. Homegirl spent 13 days in her cell before she couldn’t take it anymore. She then went on to rehab. There, she was given another 90 day sentence. Bitch snorted hella lines of coke there for 22 days. Alright so…13/90 days in jail and 22/90 days in rehab. Justice has obviously been served.
Go girl.
Holla!
On the real, I can’t wait to see her drunk ass in Machete and Inferno. It’s the year of the Linds, dawg.
Via Gothamist.
Tags: Celebrities, drugs, inferno, lindsay lohan
No commentsBoat shoes are super lame. They are for nerds. Pabst Blue Ribbon drinkin’ hipsters wear them because it’s cool to do. But they’re pretty ugly and uncool. I’m not really sure why it’s hip to look like an old fart. My asshole grandfather wears these shoes. I guess he’s the man. Maybe lotsa slutty alt chixxxx wanna fellate his diznik due to his fancy footwear?
Shout out to Mike Shane for reminding me of my dislike towards “hipster ass boat shoes”.
Sick collection, dude
Typical bike riding, boat shoe wearing hipster dickhead. H8
I love your music bro, but the boat shoes gotta gtfo of here.
Tags: boat shoes, FAIL, fashion, hipster
No commentsI really hate clogs. H8 ‘em. Clogs are pretty much a fucked up combination of boots and sandals. They’re so ugly and tacky. The high heeled ones are especially brutal. Why did they take off this past year? What’s the appeal here? Big clunky shoes are never a good look. No, they aren’t sexy. Whether they’re from Chanel or Payless, they’re awful. If you wear them…please get rid of them :(. No one likes that you own a pair. Clogs will ruin an otherwise well put together outfit. Whatever happened to sexy footwear?
Tags: clogs, FAIL, fashion, footwear, shoes
No commentsEva Mendes just released a fucking SEX TAPE. This is what all us perverts have been waiting for. Omg, I’m so effin ready for this. Hottest bitch in Hollywood!
Uhhh, wait. S.EX. Tape?! What the hell is this? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
via Funny or Die
Tags: eva mendes, Funny Or Die, Sex Tape
No commentsAyo! Shout out to all the Juggalos doin they thing. For a long time, it was pretty safe to say that Insane Clown Posse is totes the best of all time. Their lyrical style is str8 fuego. Way better than Biggie, Tupac, and Wu Tang combined. I have all their albums. My fat gross ICP loving bitch girlfriend paints my face like Shaggy 2 Dope before every concert and Juggalo Championship Wrestling show. We’re really dedicated.
But the game is changing, dawg. Violent JJ, son of ICP’s Violent J, is taking over. Pretty soon, I think ICP will retire from music. JJ is creating bangers his daddy won’t be able to compete with. He’s 5 years old! But his lyrical prowess already supersedes the Insane Clown Posse’s. Oh yeah, the little boy is also a professional wrestler. Rassler & rapper? The next John Cena, no doubt.
Check out Violent JJ’s Bad Bad Man. Summer jam of 2010, motherfuckers.
via Vulture
Tags: hip-hop, insane clown posse, jcw, Music, violent jj
No commentsAll the cool kids are wearing Silly Bandz these days, dawg. If you’re not in homeroom, flauntin’ em, then you’re a fucking joke & GTFOutta here with your non-bracelet havin’ ass. For kids, they’re kind of a conversational item. Children get together, show each other what fun thing their band is shaped after, trade ‘em, and just kick it. It can be adorable. But see, these are kids. Silly Bandz are pretty much toys.
If you’re over 18 and you’re sporting a shitload of Silly Bandz, then I feel bad for u son. And GTFOutta here with your Silly Bandz havin’ ass. One or two? That’s kinda ok. It’s subtle. You’re wearing more than the average kid? That shit’s embarrassing. Put some effort in your choice of accessories. And grow up!
Tags: Accessories, bracelets, FAIL, fashion, silly bandz
8 commentsKanye West started Tweeting yesterday, and it’s all I’ve cared about since. As I’m writing this, the controversial superstar has over 200,000 followers. He’s only had Twitter for a minute, but his Tweet-game is already off the charts, dawg.
Kanye tweets about the “small ass jet” he had to fly. Some life.
Mad celebz have people that tweet for ‘em, but this is definitely Kanye doing his own shit. Fuckin guy updates us on his life about every minute. And he follows absolutely no one. It’s all about him. Sounds about right! I tried to get him to acknowledge a tweet, but no dice. :’(
Tags: good ass job, Kanye West, Music, twitter
1 commentOh shit, are y’all excited about the new Yogi Bear movie? The first promotional poster was given the big reveal by Warner Brothers last night. Yes! The demand for this flick has been way high, dawg. Like everybody wanted a Yogi Bear film…espesh in 3D. It’s finally coming out in December! And in the same week TRON: Legacy gets released. Merry Christmas to everybody! I know what I’m seeing that week, motherfuckers. Fuckin’ Tron is for fags.
Gettin some Pedobear vibes from this
Dan Akroyd and Justin Timberlake are the big selling points for this. Not gonna lie…I’m def excited about sweet JT as Boo Boo. My fingers are crossed for mad Timberlake bangers on the soundtrack. Also, it looks like Dr. Ray Stantz is following in the footsteps of his old Ghostbuster pal, Bill Murray, by voicing an iconic animal. The Garfield movies were excellent pieces of cinema, so Dannyboy needs to step the fuck up here. Check out the trailer! OMFGahh.
Hanna-Barbera foreva, mayne.
via Yahoo!
Tags: christmas, dan akroyd, justin timberlake, Movies, warner brothers, yogi bear
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