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Louis CK Drunk Tweets… AGAIN!!!

Louie CK has a pretty original/ ingenious twitter bit going on. From what I can gather, whenever he has to take the cross country flight to L.A. he gets hammered on the plane and tweets. Pretty sweet!

While his latest drunk exploit wasn’t centered on his hatred of Sarah Palin we do learn that he LOOOOOVES the jews. Which should help him out nicely with future acting gigs.

Check out the funny:


Also if your not cool like me and missed his EPIC Sarah Palin rant earlier this summer, I found it for you. Prepare to LAUGH: Continue reading this post →

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NASA Makes Hurricane Earl More Awesomer!!

Did you know there’s a hurricane named Earl 170 miles east-southeast of Grand Turk Island that may make land fall on the Eastern Seaboard of the United States sometime this week?? Well there is.

God I hate the news. BOOOOOOOORING! Blah blah blah Hurricane Earl is coming. (Stupid Wolf Blitzer with his stupid name and not allowing youtube embedding)

But big thanks to NASA for showing the average Joe aka me the awesome power of hurricanes from near Earth Orbit. RESPEK. Is there anything they can’t do…..? Warp drive… Come on eggheads get back to me.

First up is actual full motion 720p video from the International Space Station:

Next we have pictures; glorious high resolution pictures… from space: Continue reading this post →

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James Franco: Great Performance Artist or Greatest Performance Artist?

I don’t know if many people know this but actor James Franco, from Spider Man and Pineapple Express fame, is leading a very very busy life. Between acting gigs he is attending classes at multiple Ivy League Colleges at the same time.

Here’s the list: he is currently attending Columbia University’s MFA writing program, NYU’s Tisch School of the Arts for filmmaking, Brooklyn College for fiction writing and then traveling to North Carolina’s Warren Wilson College for poetry. This fall he will also be attending Yale’s Ph.D. program in English and not to be considered a slacker also the Rhode Island School of Design.

WTF! That’s 6 different colleges. How can a human being accomplish all this? Sam Anderson from New York Magazine wrote a great expose on Franco and he believes:

According to everyone I spoke with, Franco has an unusually high metabolism for productivity. He seems to suffer, or to benefit, from the opposite of ADHD: a superhuman ability to focus that allows him to shuttle quickly between projects and to read happily in the midst of chaos. He hates wasting time—a category that includes, for him, sleeping.

WOWOWOWOW.

I can’t say enough GREAT things about that article. It’s a fascinating chronicle of the hectic life Franco is leading. But the real question becomes why is he doing all this? Is he really interested in accumulating knowledge or is it all an elaborate real life performance piece. Continue reading this post →

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Bet You Didn’t Know That Iran Was Mad L33t Son.


The Iranian Research Organization for Science and Technology is directly connected to the Iranian Government. Aside from evaluating and advising policy makers on science and technology issues, the largest research outfit in the country also provides a warez server where Photoshop, MS Office and many other applications can be downloaded for free, totally legal thanks to Iran’s lenient copyright policy.

We now have a ligament reason to invade Iran!! First they’re enriching Uranium and now they’re offering our patriotic American computer programs to their citizens FOR FREE. They can’t pwn the US like this.

I went to DAPS’ very own technology guru loberman for comment:

really it just sounds like arrogance, its kind of a we didn’t make this so why should we care about it mind set.
china takes that stance on software a lot also.

Yeah I don’t really understand what he means either. But I do know there’s only one thing left to do…. Send in the Hackers Angelina Jolie and Matthew Lillard and HACK THE PLANET!!!

via torrentfreak

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Mr. Shake Hands Man Shakes Hands

It would be awesome if Mr. Shake Hands Man was a real person but sadly that’s not case. He’s from a British gambling show, called Banzai, that spoofs crazy Japanese TV programming. Basically they set up a scenario, like Punk’d, then the audience has to bet on how long the “event” will last.

I bet you can’t even begin to guess what Mr. Shake Hands Man gimmick is…

Mr. Shake Hands Man (played by Japanese-American actor Tadao Tomomatsu), has to maintain a handshake with a celebrity for as long as possible.

Lets see how long he can shake Mr. Bill Murray’s hand during an interview.

It’s HILARIOUS and guaranteed to help you get rid of your case of Mondays.

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Have You Ever Thought What It Would Be Like To Fall To Earth From Space?

YES duh…. all the time. Why’d you ask?

Because space fascinates me and pretty much anything NASA is working on is pretty sick. So when I saw a video of the Space Shuttle’s solid rocket booster separating from the Shuttle and then falling beautifully back to Earth I knew I had to share it.

NERD STATS:

This video was shot during Space Shuttle mission STS-124 which took place from May 31 to June 14 2008.

Neat huh? For an even better experience turn off the sound and listen to Pink Floyd’s Dark Side of the Moon, maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan.

- via thedailywh

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Xenophobia Has Never Been More Catchy

I kept silent about the whole ‘Ground Zero Mosque‘ issue but it just got officially ridiculous!

This is the worst greatest redneck country pro-American hack song against the mosque that ever was created ever.

Cheesy graphics and effects… check.

Horribly simplistic lyrics… check. Though the hook is going to be stuck in your head for the rest of your life. “We’ve Got To Stoooooop The Mosque At Ground Zero”

Let the shit storm begin in 3…2…1

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8 Bit Tribute To YouTube Doesn’t Go Far Enough

Here’s a video of some fun/cute internet memes (if you don’t know what a meme is you need halp) redone with 8bit NES graphics.

Awwwwww. I feel all warm and fuzzy inside now. While Keyboard cat, sneezy panda, and Antoine Dodson are safe and fun targets; I need more! Where’s the filth the internets is know for??

I need an 8bit Two Girls One Cup or a lemon party rendition with those funny looking NES sprites. (Google these on your own… I will not be held accountable for when you have to scratch out your eyeballs)

Internet you have you mission… GO GO GO GO!

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FYI: Your Asian Tattoo is Probably Just Gibberish

Yes I know the urge to get the Japanese character for ‘courage’ or ‘integrity’ as your next sick tat is a strong one but please don’t.

There’s a blog out there (OMG REALLY) where people send in pictures of their Asian tattoos and the blog author attempts to ‘translate’ what the symbols actually mean.

And I’ve noticed by going though his posts that the tattoos almost NEVER mean what the person originally wanted! UGHHH.

Don’t do it!!!! Just go with this time honored favorite:

My favorites:

This means means “exhausted/poor”. Oops sucks to be you dude.

Rice. This symbol means rice. Mission accomplished lady.

This means “coffin man”. Hahaha. Way to go ‘douche man’

Check out the rest of these disasters.

- via hanzi smatter

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2Pac Hates It When You Bootleg His ‘Tape’

Here’s a throw back for ya… Remember Tupac Shakur?? No? Come on he had 1 ball… got into a lot of random shootouts… died under mysterious circumstances… was kinda an actor… fuck buddies with Will Smith’s wife Jada??? OK well those were all off the top of my head and I don’t even like his music except for that catchy California Love song; that was excellent!

2Pac sees you copying that floppy

What the FUCK am I babbling about? A video has surfaced on the YouTubes showing how upset 2Pac gets when he sees a street vendor illegally selling his ‘tape‘ in Times Square. LOLOLOL tapes. Anyone could and did illegally copy those. P.S. my tape dubs were EXCELLENT.

‘Embedding disabled by request’ because you touch yourself at night. Click the picture for the lulz:

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