Seriously, whats the hype for this Chris Pine character. Is he going to be able to pull off some of the basic necessities to be Captain James T. Kirk? Can he live up to William Shatner’s brilliance in the late 60’s?
Alright Chris Pine if you can master these basics of being Captain Kirk you might just make it through this.
You have to Master the Art of Combat
Have Your Own Line of Inspirational/De-motivational Posters
Find more of these awesome inspirational posters HERE!!!
Have a Major Music Band Write a Tribute Song to You
William Shatner was able to convince The Bangles to write a song called “James” for 1984 album All Over the Place and for them to make a music video out of it as well.
Have Hot Space Babes
Back in Shatner’s day all the did was dress there women up in skimpy clothes and call them a Gordakian or something unpronouncable.
Have a Keen Intellect to Negotiate Your Ways out of Sticky Situations
Looking Good In the Captain’s Chair
Finally You Need an Archenemy
Can you get an enemy as good as KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!
Master these moves Mr. Pine and maybe you can be on your way to being Captain James T. Kirk.
We will have to wait and see if he can live up to William Shatner.
Tags: captain kirk, chris pine, space babes, spacebabe, star trek, the bangles, william shatner
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KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN!
Of fiddler, fiddler on the roof……………..
KHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN!!!!
As a die hard trek fan I really hated the inconsistencies in this movie and it needs to be forgotten.