Happy New Year Everyone!!
New Years Eve always gets me thinking back to more simple times when missing morning cartoons was my biggest problem. I watched Disney Chanel and Movies like any normal child did at my age. Today there are groups of people who get their panties in a twist about letting children (mainly girls) watch Disney. Why? Lets dissect Disney just a little.
Most of the women are helpless until their Prince comes to save them. The Princes are super cute, always do the right thing, loaded with money and have special forces on their side so that no problem is too big to over come (genies, super powers, a talking bear..). The guys open doors, are nice to everyone except the obvious villain. Their hair is perfect, their cod piece is huge, and their parent’s are usually still together. Essentially, the women are usually made out to be one parent twits and the guys are perfect. The day is always saved. Everyone lives happily ever after.
Lies, all lies.
BUT, women still expect their guys to be PERFECT. They plan their weddings when their feet are still small enough to fit in mommy’s shoes around these ideals. You guys are supposed to live up to Disney Standards. That shit should be in the vault imo.
Not incredibly realistic, shit happens, and people fuck up. Don’t get me wrong, cartoons are great for enriching the imagination which is VERY IMPORTANT in child development. But the conditioning young girls go through from Disney, really fucks with reality.
Ladies, I’m not saying to settle or not have standards and all that junk. I’m just saying, ease up a bit. Disney lied to you before these guys you date ever did. They were practically set up to fail.
Disney has its enemies, but there is even a greater amount of people against porno. My opinion/experience? A healthy dose is fun, just don’t let it rule your life or allow it to steal your imagination. Let us dissect porn now.
No offense @PornHub, k? I <3 You
There are people out there who are saying Porn, is the McDonaldization of the imagination. Porno is instant gratification; you can get it anywhere, and you don’t have to think – it’s all there in front of you in a nice neat… package. Your imagination dies, and you can no longer masturbate to your own fantasies.
Guys, you’re no better, don’t think you’re off the hook. Women, for the most part, aren’t all total whores in the bedroom. It takes more than delivering a pizza to get into our pants (usually).
Forget, at least, 80% of what you see in porno, maybe even as much as 90%.
The everyday woman can’t live up to those standards either! What do I mean?
How often do you see a porn set include a bed? I’m all for getting out of the bedroom, but porn standards are beyond many normal man’s reach. Fantasize till your heart is content and your tissues are gone; BUT you’re going to date women who don’t like giving head let alone deep throat all the time. The scene appears on the screen as the guy is slipping his dick into anal sex, the camera doesn’t show the warm up preparation the woman does to her body to allow that hardcore pounding action. Although both men AND women are starting to speak up more about their sexual preferences, you’re going to hook up with people who don’t enjoy being slapped and called a fuck toy. Please don’t try most porn moves without communication first, they don’t work. A lot of porno is camera tricks, Viagra, and lube.
Lies, and more lies.
Guys, I’m glad porno has introduced you to all the different shapes, sizes and colors of the vulva (NSFW) and has broadened your sexual adventures but I just don’t know how the everyday woman is going to react to you trying that porn move you saw with the golf balls and spatula.
Disney and Porn are big fat liars.
Your New Years Resolution for 2010 shouldn’t be to lose some vanity pounds, it should be to take a good look at your practices and standards. Are they safe? Are they realistic? Are they going in a path you enjoy? Are you looking for a date in the right places? Are you being honest with yourself? Are you denying yourself happiness in a relationship because you feel socially unacceptable because you feel your desires are abnormal? Are you settling?
What life lessons did you take away from Disney and/or Porno?
<3 Jane
Tags: 2010, disney, Disney Vault, Liars, Life Lesson, McDonaldization, New Year Resolution, porn, pornhub.com, porno
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We Didn’t Start the Flame War!!!
We all know I have a special place in my heart for YouTube comments. <cough cough cough plugging my past post cough cough> HILARIOUS YouTube Comments.
Well, the guys at over at CollegeHumor have created a spoof video featuring internet speak/ comments and it’s all to the tune of “We Didn’t Start the Fire” by the Long Island’s own Billy Joel.
Catchy ain’t it???
Tags: Billy Joel, CollegeHumor, HILARIOUS Youtube Comments, local sluts, We Didn't Start the Flame War
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