TIME TO PLAY F**K – MARRY – KILL: Scream Awards Inspired

The awards got boring, so I turned them off, but it got me thinking of other horror, sci-fi, fantasy, comic-y, cult classic flix thus inspiring this!

The List: Things I Want for Christmas

I know, not everyone celebrates Christmas. But I pretend to, so here’s my Christmas list. I’ve been a good boy I suppose.

Is This How All Girls Feel About Their Boyfriend’s XBoxes?

Some girls just don’t understand the Gamer thing.. this crazy biotch is one of them

PMS of the Month: Families

This month’s PMS is a little soft, only because all those Hallmark commercials remind me of why my family gets on my nerves.

The Black Friday/Black History Month mix up..

It’s black friday not black history month… we should show respect every day, i say “let’s blur the lines, shall we?”

Why What You Love Sucks: Black Friday

Are you trying to figure out the bestest, most expensive thing for the person on your list? Because, you know, the amount of money transfers to how much you love them.

PIPE CITY: MELISSA HARO

Thanksgiving is a time to get together, and rejoice for many gift we recieve. Boobs & Butt might be the greatest gift of them all so give thanks….

Jane Blow: Avoid Traveling Embarrassment

That scanner at all the stations have seen it all, and worse. There shouldn’t be any embarrassment in a healthy sex life.

Jimmy Fallon as Neil Young is EXCELLENT?

What does he sing? A little ditty you may have heard called the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song.

Who Remembers?: Balzac

Remember Balzac? Well I do, so come see a commercial and get some free Balzac Merchandise!!!

TV <33s Thanksgiving!

Like I am in this very post, mad TV shows are cashing in on this newfangled Thanksgiving craze.

THE MUPPETS PERFORMING BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY? I NEED A NEW PAIR OF UNDIES!

The most amazing mashup since your fat sister sat on my testicles.

How Come: Scrooge McDuck Doesn’t Die When He Jumps In His Pool Of Gold Coins?…

Seriously. I’ve always wondered this. Why doesn’t he die? Duck + Barrier of solid gold coins = Death. But not for Scrooge McDuck.

Do we care about Paula Deen? Only when it involves Pork to the Faccia…

Paula Deen is the old lady cook on the food network…. She got hit with a dead pig.

Bachelor’s Guide: Buy Clothes With Booze Money

Stop spending so much money on booze for girls, and start dressing like less of a slob. The results speak for themselves!

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