WHY WHAT YOU LOVE SUCKS: HALLOWEEN

It’s Halloween again! Come, join us. Take a minute to really enjoy the meaning of this wonderful holiday… and how much it sucks.

They Got My Homie Doc and He Ain’t Gonna Make It…..

Finally there’s a ‘Back to the Future’ rap out there. I can now die in peace.

FLAM’s Fashion Fail: Wrinkles

Proctor Silex 17410 Easy Press Lightweight Iron $16.99 on Amazon.com

PMS of the Month: Daylight Savings Time

Yes friends, it’s that time of the month where a DAPS staffer gets to cleanse their proverbial uterus with a deluge of clotty/irony (not ironic) goodness.

Jane Blow: Trick or Treat!??!!!!!

Halloween has come and now it’s time for some Tricking and Treating! We thought, and thought on what to give you in your goodie bags and decided the best gift is the fun fabulous ways of Ninja Sex!!

Jimmy Kimmel Dishes out Cold, Hard, Honest Abuse to Melissa Joan Hart

You, did you see this? Jimmy Kimmel fucking ABUSED Melissa Joan Hart on National Television, a place she hasn’t been in 13 some-odd years.

Rammstein Made a Porno ??!!???

Are their days of Du Hast-ing and being blamed for Columbine over?

An Open Letter to Everyone Upset Over the Chris Farley Direct TV Commercial

Everyone needs to STFU and stop worrying about Direct TV’s “taste” in advertising and start worrying about more important shit, like the World Series or the Biggest Loser.

WHO REMEMBERS?: Creepy Crawlers

I have a double whammy for you here. We all remember the toy Creepy Crawlers, but do you remember the television show?

Versus!: Kenan Vs. Kel…

Yes, Kenan may have had to more illustrious career; But that doesn’t mean he’s cooler than Kel.

Borderlands: My brother is an Italian Plumber Achievement

MoonDoggie82 here showing you how to get a 15 Gamerscore boost by acting like everyones favorite plumber.

Video: Tay Zonday- “Roll Your Dice”…

Remember Tay Zonday? Well he’s back with a video that MIGHT just top “Chocolate Rain.” It’s THAT fucking crazy!

The List: How to Scare Kids Away from Your Door this Halloween

How to enjoy your Halloween more by keeping greedy-ass children off of your property on Halloween, leaving all of the candy for you and your loved ones.

TIME TO PLAY F**K – MARRY – KILL: HALLOWEEN HORROR

I know you might be tempted to kill everyone but think of how sweet it would be to (revenge) f**k or (blackmail) marry a couple of them too!

Stephanie Tanner LOOOOOOOOOVES Teh COKE!

She wrote a book about her drug use. Is it just me or are chicks on drugs hawt??

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