Posts in September, 2009

Posted on Sep 30, 2009 by sham — Bizarre / From the Web / Movies & TV / The McGyptian Blog — 8 comments

This Movie Might Make Me Blow Chunks…Check Out a Clip from “The Human Centipede”…HORF!

Greetings Valtrex Users,

I am not easily disgusted. I am not easily disturbed or sickened. I’ve never watched a movie and thrown up except for the time I saw “The Hours” and had the hershey squirts. A movie has come along and now I am at the point where I will be sickened to the point of projectile vomit. I give you…The Human Centipede.

Internationally respected Siamese twin surgeon Dr. Josef Heiter has a demented vision for mankind’s future existence. He wants to remove human beings’ kneecaps so they have to exist on all fours and then surgically graft them mouth-to-anus to form a centipede chain. When two stranded female Americans arrive at his luxury home-cum-hospital looking for help, his long-gestating plan swiftly moves into chilling action with a shocking force. Kidnapping a third Japanese male tourist, he begins the tissue matches, teeth removal, and buttock moulding to create his triplet creature…

And here’s a clip…

I have now seen everything. Your mother’s penis, your sisters bedroom, an amputee midget eating a chocolate eclair out of Bea Arthur’s Snatch…and now a conga line of salad tossing. Sweet.

Love always,
Sham TM Galaga

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Posted on Sep 30, 2009 by Daye — Bizarre / From the Web / Humor / Lifestyle / Movies & TV — 6 comments

Want Max’s Wolf Costume From Where The Wild Things Are?

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Please pleaseee get me this for my birthday. Max’s costume is finally available. I know in these hard economic times you have an extra $610 just taking up unless space in your wallet. Doesn’t Seal look amazing??! Imagine wearing this on a Lazy Sunday. Lounging around the house drinking coffee and watching football. Oh man it would be awesome! The tail and the hood with ears makes the whole ensemble.

Also, the item description from the site reminds me of the way J. Peterman from Seinfeld hawked his wears:

max was made the king of the wild things. you can achieve his look far more easily with max’s iconic wolf play suit. identical to the one illustrated by maurice sendak and brought to life by spike jonze, our collaborative piece with the director features a super soft faux fur one piece with six brown buttons down the front, a snap off faux raccoon fur tail, attached fingerless gloves, and a hood with attached ears and a snap closure at the neck. 100% polyester, with a 85% acrylic, 15% polyester combo. sizing runs in mens but can be worn as unisex.

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Posted on Sep 30, 2009 by MightyVin — Bizarre / Humor / Lifestyle / Music / Vin's F***ing Uncensored Blog — 1 comment

Tom Jones Drinking Game…

My face is melting.

Every time Tom Jones says “Pussycat” take a drink.

Ready?

Go!

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Posted on Sep 30, 2009 by Daye — Humor / Lifestyle / Movies & TV — 3 comments

Who Remembers?: When the Simpsons Was Funny

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The Simpsons has been around waaaay too long. Let’s face it, this show has over stayed it’s welcome as America’s favorite family. To illustrate this point I’ll show a good Simpsons clip then a bad Simpsons clip much like Animaniacs’ popular segment “Good Idea” “Bad Idea”.

Good – Tree House of Horror Episode:

Bad – Tree House of Horror Episode:

Good – Celebrity Guest

Bad – Celebrity Guest

Good – Homer is just stupid enough

Bad – Homer is way too stupid

Good – Homer vs Ned Flanders

Bad – Homer and Ned are private detectives… yuck

Now your probably asking yourself “well what did the Simpsons do RIGHT Damian?!?” Well, I’ll tell ya: Pop culture references. THE SIMPSONS DID IT BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE.

Please enjoy all these great clips. Forget class, work or life. Just watch! See if you can name them all.

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Posted on Sep 29, 2009 by Phil Unofficial — DAPSpecific / Featured / Humor / Movies & TV / Staff Picks — 372 comments

Phil Unofficial Flips Shia LaBeouf The Bird

I hate Shia LaBeouf for many reasons:

1) His name

2) He made out with Megan Fox and I have not

3) He killed the Indiana Jones franchise

4) He wants to have sex with his mom

…to name a few.

But today I had the pleasure of seeing him eating in a restaurant. People say he is a very private person…but today he was flipped off very publicly.  FUCK SHIA LABEOUF:

Now since the camera is a little shaky and unsteady you might have missed it…. let’s slow it down:

Incase you missed it AGAIN, here is a picture journal of the events:

The culprit LaBeouff is spotted

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Grab his attention:

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Let him know he sucks

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Walk away slightly more satisfied with your day:

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Posted on Sep 29, 2009 by MightyVin — Featured / Movies & TV / Versus / Vin's F***ing Uncensored Blog — 5 comments

Versus!: Big Pete vs. Little Pete…

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The Adventures Of Pete and Pete. One of Nick’s seminal shows in the 90’s. Two brothers, one name, throw in a few Iggy Pop cameos and you’ve got a goddamn show. But which Pete was the superior Pete? Big Pete or Little Pete?

Petunia:

Petunia

One advantage for Little Pete right off the bat is Petunia: his mysterious tattoo of a red-headed woman. What is he in the 5th grade and already he’s sporting ink? This little bastard is hardcore.

Big Pete sets guitar on fire:

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I have it on very good authority that the actor who played Big Pete was kicked out of Purchase college for lighting a guitar on fire in the hallway. This may be the single greatest and simultaneously stupidest thing to get kicked out of college for. Kudos, Big Pete, you might actually, kinda, sort-of, might be a tinge of a badass after all.

Little Pete’s Lego Ad:

Beat that, Big Pete! Ye who controls the Legos doth control victory (Suck It!).
Top Billing:

Sucka Da Ballz
Big Pete may not have been the more-interesting brother, but dude got the top billing for sure. He got all the narration and inner-monologue time as well as getting to be the dominant older brother. On the other hand, Little Pete did get to be on All That and Figure It Out post-Pete and Pete.
Just Because No Pete And Pete Post Would Be Complete Without It:

So who wins this battle? Big Pete? Little Pete? Artie (He is the strongest man in the world)?

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Posted on Sep 29, 2009 by Poppa Checks — The DAVECAST — 3 comments

Davecast: Jitterbugin’ and Cuttin’ a Rug

This guest post comes courtesy of The Lobsterman.

Dancing is hard. Do it wrong and you look like a fool in front of everyone, but do it right and you’re a God. Rhythm is the most important thing you could possible need in life, whether we are talking about dancing or just about anything else in life. Follow along as Poppa Checks recalls his childhood, and what lead to who he is today. Just make sure you are ready to learn.

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Posted on Sep 28, 2009 by JaneBlow — FMK / Movies & TV / Sex — 1 comment

TIME TO PLAY F**K – MARRY – KILL: Serial Killers

WOOT another Monday!  FMK time !!

For those not following the game so far (shame on you!)…FMK could be torture, but it is all in good fun.  It was made famous by Howard Stern and the movie Step Brothers and it is called “FUCK – MARRY- KILL”. But it has been around across the pond for quite some time! Basically, we give you a Trio of People, and out of the three you have to pick one to Fuck, another to Marry, and the other you have to Kill.

This is usually where I say “There is almost nothing better than thinking about hot hot people to fantasize about doing threesomes with put in a new FMK trio for you!”  But I decided to switch it up.  I’ve been too easy on you.  This week in honor of Dexter’s Premier …

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I decided to find you the guys and gals who’d love to go on a romantic date with you!

Long walks, alone… on a secluded beach… anyone?!


Women: Mary Ann Cotton, Belle Gunness, Aileen Wuornos.

FMKmaryanncottonYou’ll LOVE her blood pudding!

FMKBelle-GunnessOh, you’ll get some Bump in the night, alright!

FMKWuornos2Finally, a Kinky one!


Men: Ed Gein, David Berkowitz, Ted Bundy.

FMKEd_GeinHe has great TASTE in home decor!

FMKberkowitzFav Song: You Give Love A Bad Name

FMKtedbundyLiving? Dead? Doesn’t matter, he’ll be with you either way!

Women serial killers get made into nursery rhymes & male serial killers are immortalized in countless films.  I don’t find this very fair!!

Who would You Do, I Do and Do In?

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Posted on Sep 28, 2009 by Daye — From the Web / Movies & TV — 4 comments

These 80s Toys Could Explain A Lot About DAPS

I present to you: 80’s Toys that made you Gay

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michael-jackson

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oozinatorMajor pumping required

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HOMOSEXUALITY!!

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Posted on Sep 28, 2009 by chris — From the Web / Movies & TV — 3 comments

The NEW Nightmare on Elm Street has a trailer!!!!1!

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You know the story…

Freddy Kruger is the substance of nightmares. He always appears strangely dressed and has knives on the fingers of his right hand. A group of four teenagers all begin to have the same strange dreams about Freddy and then one of them is gruesomely murdered in her sleep. The survivors soon realise that if Freddy kills them in their sleep, then they will die in real life too. Thus begins an ordeal of wakefulness as they try to find some way to stop Freddy (Via IMDB)

The re-make is going to be released on April 30, 2010 and will be directed by Sam Bayer (best known for directing music videos for Metallica “Until It Sleeps”, The Offspring “Gotta Get Away” , Garbage “Only Happy When It Rains”, and Blink 182 “Stay Together For The Kids” )

This Krueger, played by Jackie Earle Haley of “Little Children,” has a face that’s even more disfigured, a blade-laden glove that’s sharper and a back story that’s bound to draw more sympathy than Freddy ever did in the 1984 original.

Krueger’s mug may be new and improved, but there will be some familiar faces in this remake.

Kellan Lutz of “Twilight” fame has a spot on Elm St., as does Katie Cassidy, one of the stars of the new “Melrose Place.”

There will be classic scenes, too, some lifted wholesale from the original. (Via NY Daily News)

How do you guys think it will be?

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