Posts in April, 2009

Rob Zombie’s H2 trailer hits the web!

H2 but no O..thank goodness

H2 but no O..thank goodness

Last week the trailer for Rob Zombie’s “H2” a sequel to his 2007 remake of “Halloween” hit the internets over at yahoo. I’m excited about it, but my parade is always rained on by people hating on the “Halloween” remake. That film came out two years ago so I don’t want to give it a full review, but I want to talk to you about it. Bring some ideas up, see what you think about them. Think of this as an invitation. This is your invitation to re-watch Rob Zombie’s “Halloween”. If you like the movie, don’t feel bad, you’re not betraying John Carpenter. He’s done a remake too.

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rob tells the kid how to score drugs.

Rob Zombie is an amazing film maker. “House of a thousand corpses” (which in many ways seemed like a “Texas chainsaw” remake) was colorful, fast, inventive, and charming. “The Devil’s rejects” was an opus. Zombie used none of his own music for the soundtrack which brought some instant credibility, and he crafted a dark sadistic travel story that reeked with anarchy. Also in “rejects” Rob seemed to find a mise-en-scene that really works from him. His camera is loose, handheld, he likes his close ups, he goes for a sort of verte – esq style. Where what we perceive seems somehow to be really happening. This style he brought with him to “Halloween.” Now what can I say about “Halloween?” I absolutely loved it. I am a lover of the originals too. So Rob Zombie haters put down your shaking angry fists for just a moment. I’m going to even admit something to you guys that I’ve barely told anyone. Before Film school, before high school. Before I ever wrote my own concepts down on paper. I…I wrote “Halloween” Fan fiction. Please don’t judge me. I was young….My point is, I love “Halloween” to an obsessive degree. But I refuse to look at a superior film like Rob Zombie’s and turn my nose up at it. I have to be truthful; Zombie’s “Halloween” is better than the original.

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teenagers. hot.

The cinematography on the original “Halloween” is very flat. We never get close to anything. The same goes for the story. Michael escapes from the hospital, then we slowly (if it’s been a while re-watch it and be amazed at it’s snails pace) slowly watch Laure Strode and her friends no basically nothing for minutes, until finally the killing starts. People tend to misplace “Halloween” in looking back at it. “Halloween” sort of began the “slasher” genre yet the film itself has very little blood or gore. It’s not really a “slasher” film. The cinematography in the new “Halloween” is intense, deep, and dynamic. Zombie doesn’t want us at the arms length Carpenter put us; he wants us inside the action, really observing life in the Myers house. His camera is personal and captures everything there is to see. When young Michael is getting ready to kill his older sister, we don’t see the entire thing through Michael Myers’s POV through his clown mask; we see what she’s doing. What she’s saying to her boyfriend. Zombie’s film is more the story of a family, not a single person. Rob Zombie is known at this point for his cheesy dialogue, but in “Halloween” it’s very toned down, and a lot of the “teen” talk we hear from the young characters rings true. At least more true than the teen character in the original “Halloween” who said the word “Totally” after every statement. The characters in Zombie’s “Halloween” are better drawn. His Dr. Loomis is less crazy and more greedy which is an interesting take on the character, it lends more to the idea that Loomis is just another person who failed young Michael in life. Michael Myers is interesting and sympathetic. Rob Zombie was able to achieve what George Lucas couldn’t, he took the bad guy and showed you his wounds, showed you his youth and sadness and this made the character work even better when he became the madman we knew. Rob Zombie’s young Michael Myers is disturbing, the kind of kid you wouldn’t want around your kids, yet you’d still give him candy on Halloween. Twisted and strange yet you feel for him. Zombie’s vision of Michael Myers mother is so wonderful and well played it really makes you wish critics and award shows actually looked at horror films. His mother is a stripper, in an abusive relationship, working hard and trying to do the right thing for her kids.

Rob zombies hot and talented wife.

Rob zombies hot and talented wife.

Zombie’s “Halloween” had a better ending too. Laurie NOT Loomis kills Michael at the end. It’s poetic and beautifully macabre. I also liked how unlike the original “Halloween” there isn’t a cliff-hanger ending. Michael is dead. He’s not coming back….until now. FML…Look at the new trailer.

Okay, let’s talk about this trailer. I hate the name and hope someone is smart enough to change it. Why are we still doing this? “Terminator 2” decided to call itself “T2” like 20 years ago and marketing execs still think this shit is brilliant?! This title reminds me of “Halloween: H20” and that is not a good thing. It looks even grittier than the last “Halloween”. That can be good. One question about this whole movie that begs to be asked is: Is this a remake of the sequel or a sequel to the remake? The original “Halloween 2” isn’t all that great. Our lead character is in a hospital bed for most of the film, and a lot of the action takes place in the hospital. We see a lot of hospital scenarios in the trailer, but I hope this isn’t the route Zombie went. Also I’m a little scared at the mother angle. As I said above I love the mother character from the first Zombie film, I hope he doesn’t just shove her in here to appease his wife who plays the character. The ghostly white thing, I don’t know… looks kind of dumb, kind of like the relationship between Jason and his mother. Also there seems to be a “Halloween 6” vibe in this trailer, what’s with the “Learn the origins of his evil” angle? Was it the man in black again? Remember that non-sense? I like the lack of the Carpenter score. I hope the film itself is also this bold. It would really show a new direction and that this film is all Rob’s. As for now I’m just going to cross my fingers and trust the fact that no Rob Zombie film has ever had a good trailer but always turned out to rock. Hopefully this will turn out the same…what do you think?

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Is 2Pac alive on the front page of Myspace?

So I was about to log onto myspace and stumbled on this, TMZ claims to have photos of Tupac Shakur alive and well, chillin at Mardi Gras.

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13 years after he was shot and “killed” in Las Vegas … a man appearing to be 2pac was spotted in a bar on Bourbon Street last weekend.

We were unable to get any sort of DNA evidence — but this photo is good enough for us.

Thug life, bitches. Via:TMZ.com

Tupac Resurrected (MySpace Exclusive)

Now for the debate… Is this Weekly World News or has Atlantis been discovered in Louisiana?

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Recycling: Disney Goes (for the) Green

This one is for my uncle and godfather, who Disney may or may not have stolen the idea for ‘A BUG’S LIFE’ from.

If watching these old-school Disney clips brings back fond memories, that may be because you’ve seen the animation before in a different Disney movie. Does this corner-cutting production trick make you distrust Disney altogether, or are the movies still magical and worth your time? (Via: TheBigMoney.com)

We found this because we follow the very talented @saliovine and you should too.

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I’m not gonna lie, I really don’t care, I still grew up on Robin Hood and The Jungle book. When you’re a 5 year old, you don’t give a crap about recycled animation.

I think there’s a lot of stuff I watched as a kid, that I’d look at now and think “Wow, this is really poorly made” I mean, Have you ever went back to watch the old X-Men cartoon? Those voices are really horrendous!

How naive we were guys, how naive we were. What do you think?

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Good Night Sweet Prince: Beatrice Arthur (May 13, 1922 – April 25, 2009)


Just a primer.

Bea Arthur died yesterday. As millions everywhere are mourning the loss of of one incredible and SEXY woman.

“I get it, you are being ironic.”

NO. WRONG.

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BRO, look at this painting. SHE’S HOT. Here are some pother photos that showcase her beauty.

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Now if that didn’t “wet your whistle” (make your penis swollen) this surely will….

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VILENA Photos: From Russia With Lust

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If you’re anything like me, you know a lot about cats in heat.

Some felines ask for more affection when they are in heat. They twitch their tail to one side, lift their hindquarters, and press their head to the ground. (Via Cat-Pregnancy-Report.com)

Apparently In Russia, a brilliant woman named Vilena, who has an apparent knowledge of cat mating rituals, reached back mad evolutionary-like in order to attract a mate on social networking sites. (me-ow!)

Today, thanks to BuzzFeed.com, I stumbled across this revolutionary figure in a post called “How to make a Vilena Styled photo.

Initially I (being a pervert) was drawn in by the photo, which is semi-pornographic and features a staple of DAPS lulz (A sterile black bar covering eyes or genitals.  see below)

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Why is this, Vilena a revolutionary?

If you have to ask, you’re either not a guy or you’re a guy whose into other guys (not that there’s anything wrong with that)

With a little research (aka one click) I found the original post on EnglishRussia.com.

As my good friend Carlo would say… BOOM!

hundreds of Russian ladies try to make a photo in such position, as you can see below. They call it “to make Vilena-style photo” (Via EnglishRussia.com)

God DAMN.

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So in light of this amazing discovery, and the endorphins released after fapping, I’m feeling generous.  The first commenter (DAPS staff members are ineligible)  AND the commenter with the sexiest (SFW = Safe for work) Vilena photo of themselves or a loved one, will win the first two Dog and Pony Show Tee Shirts that are in the works!!

OK….. GO!

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WRXP Staten Island Showcase #1 Photo & Video

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On Saturday April 11th, WRXP DJ Rich Russo of ‘Anything, Anything’ (Airing Sunday nights at 9pm on 101.9 WRXP in new york, though you can listen online anywhere) hosted the first of many “Staten Island Showcases” at Dock Street Bar and Grill on Staten Island New York.

The show included performances from Burnt Youth, Randy Ludacer, Plastiq Passion, and “The Patron saint of Staten Island” Terrible Tim. The crowd was clapping and cheering for Terrible Tim, an encore was demanded of Burnt Youth, Ludacer ‘Bridged the Gap’ between old and new, and Plastiq Passion showed why they have received national acclaim and Airtime on FM radio in New York.

Rich Russo introduces the showcase and Terrible Tim performs “Nitrous Oxide High”

Burnt Youth performs “Resurrection”

Randy Ludacer with Plastiq Passion’s Stacey Lee:

Plastiq Passion performes “I Can’t Wait”

Also, DAPS’ resident Photographer David Giordano captured the action with his magic camera. Check out Dave’s photos below! Video of the event was taken by the Lobster Man and will be uploaded shortly! Enjoy the pics for now!

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Live Cuts: Pixies On Letterman…

This edition of Live Cuts is of the Pixies performing “Trompe Le Monde” on Late Night with David Letterman (remember that?) back in the early 90’s.

This was around the time when Black Francis was taking too-much control of the band and pushing bassist Kim Deal off to the side (literally, in this video, she’s off to the side).

Also, watch for Paul Shaffer’s keyboard solo at 1:51 in. It adds to the song because..um…hmm..it’s there?

This would be their last performance on Letterman until they reunited in 2004 and played there again.

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Funny YouTube video of a silly girl who farts!!!

This is a video of a little girl playing peek-a-boo with a little baby. At one part she realizes that she farted, and then proclaims;

“I farted.”

Of course, at first it’s really cute, it’s a little girl saying ‘I farted’ and all, but then it takes a turn.

Little Girl: I farted!

Dad: What did you say? SAY THAT AGAIN, THIS IS YOU TUBE GOLD!!!!!!!!!!!! SAY WHAT YOU JUST DID!!!

Little Girl: I farted…

Dad: WHY DID YOU STOP GIGGLING??!?!?!

This girl will probably hate her father forever. This is why I will never make my embarrassing home videos public, unless it’s potentially worth $10,000.

BONUS VIDEO!!!

DOUBLE BONUS VIDEO!!!!!

Drew did this too.

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The most disturbing images you will ever see

I spend my time trolling the darkest, strangest parts of the internet so you don’t have to. It isn’t easy, but sometimes I find some of the most interesting images man has ever laid eyes upon.
Here are some of those images for you to enjoy, or if your like me, be creeped out by.

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The Beatles Rock Band set to release 09-09-09

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While I was making my way through my facebook updates this evening, Paul McCartney was kind enough to let me know that it has been announced Rock Band will come out with The Beatles as their newest installment. I am so excited!

Harmonix, the makers of Rock Band, in addition with input from Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, Yoko Ono and Olivia Harrison are aiming to feature the entire Beatles catalog. This will be the first time ever that The Beatles music is going to be used in an interactive video game format. It will start with the first album Please Please Me until the last album Abby Road. There is no word yet if there will be avatars of John Lennon, Paul McCartney, Geroge Harrison or Ringo Starr.

For more information on this check out

http://www.rollingstone.com/rockdaily/index.php/2008/10/30/the-beatles-rock-band-makers-to-release-new-video-game-in-2009/

or

http://www.thebeatlesrockband.com/

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