Posts in May, 2008

Simple Thoughts For A Complicated Man…(Perception of Reality)

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One thing we, as humans, take for granted is our perception of reality. We see what we see and immediately register it as real. But what is reality? It is simply defined as “a thing that is actually experienced or seen.” Think about that definition and then consider how many realities actually exist in the world.

Consider the child who plays with an imaginary friend or the infant who stares vacantly at the wall.

What do they see that you don’t? Because you can’t see it, does that mean it isn’t real? Why when a grown adult sees someone that is not visible to us is he condemned to a life of psychiatric appointments and medications? Does it have to do with maturity? Is it okay to see something that’s “not there” as a child, but when we grow into adulthood it should be a phase that has passed? If that’s the case, at what age does it become unacceptable to give into the things we see or think we see?

The point is to that child and even to that adult, that person or thing they see is real. That thing we don’t see exists to them; that is their reality.

sarah_and_her_imaginary_friend_by_iluvwritin

Have you ever taken notice of someone or something and immediately tried to get someone you’re with to notice it too, but they just happened to miss it? What if that person or thing was never really there to anyone but you? What if your imagination took a second to run wild and put something out there that only you can see? That’s your reality though, no? It happens to us everyday. It happens to me, and I guarantee you it’s happened to you as well. Everyday someone takes notice of something out of the corner of their eye, but at a second glance there is nothing there. No one can prove it one way or the other, because you saw it, but your friend missed it. We will never be able to absolutely say what is real and what’s not, if for nothing else but the definition alone.

What influences our reality? (Beside drugs and hallucinogenics) I’m talking about everyday influences that we may not view as reality altering. Two major ones are science and religion. Both science and religion are turning the wheels in our head about why we are here and how we got here.

The two forces are in constant opposition. Most scientists are agnostic, with a “prove it” mentality, and most religious leaders feel god is directly involved in our lives, pushing us to do one thing or the other. I, myself, am a middle man. I feel there is a higher power that set the wheels of existence in motion for us to take it from there. Most of the world’s population follows one form of organized religion or another. If you are one of those people, I ask you, why? Why did you choose that religion? Or was it chosen for you? Have you researched other religions to find your own set of beliefs?

he reason I ask is not by any means an attempt to disprove any religion. It is simply to ensure that your eyes are open to your reality and not someone else’s. Take, for example, Christianity. How many Christians out there have heard of Horus? Not many, I would have to assume. Horus is the Egyptian god of the sky.

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Why is he relevant? Because he, and many other ancient gods, share a very similar popular story. Horus was born of the goddess of nature, Isis. It is debated that she was celibate upon Horus’ conception. His birth was announced to her by an angel. He was born in a cave during the winter solstice and is celebrated by his followers on December 25. Upon his birth, he was visited by three solar deities. There is no history of his life between the ages 12 and 30. He had a group of disciples that followed him called Heru-Shemsu (followers of Horus). He spent his life performing miracles like raising the dead, curing the sick, and healing the blind. He was crucified next to two thieves. Upon his death, he descended into hell and after three days resurrected. Sound familiar? There are more similarities between the world’s religions than we assume and give credit for.

Again, it is not my intention to disprove any religion or beliefs people hold. I am just trying to spark a paradigm shift (a fundamental change in approach or assumptions) that says no ones reality is wrong. However, make sure the reality you have is your own and consider why. You’ll never convince someone who has never seen the sky how beautiful it really is.

It’s like a person who spent their entire lives wearing rose colored glasses. To them the world is a shade of red no one else sees. But, that is the reality they live in and no one can tell them the “true” color of the world. Until one day, the glasses suddenly break, revealing the world as it is, their reality will change. They will pass through a confused state, where they would study the facts as to why their reality changed. When all that is finished, they will have a new reality and they will know why. (What The Bleep Do We Know!?)

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I do feel that faith is an important thing to have in life. It inspires us to better ourselves because of something bigger. It makes us feel like we are a part of something much greater. That’s why I’m not suggesting abandoning your religion or beliefs. Just accept other people’s beliefs and know why you believe what you do. Don’t believe in just one religion if you don’t feel its right, don’t even believe what I’m saying now if it doesn’t appeal to you. Just believe in something and occasionally ask yourself, “What color glasses do I wear?”

A Q104.3 (NY Radio) Shoutout?

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DAPS helped rhythm and brews promote their Q104.3/Sam Adams Roadshow on 05/30/08. Gerry and Big E are some pretty cool dudes who took the time to talk to us and even gave the website a plug on the air.

Special Thanks to Lauren (Karen?) and Brendan on this one, you guys rock!

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Check out the photos from the event in the 104.3 gallery here!

chiken and rice?

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So TIME  OUT magazine this week has a small article about chiken and rice http://www.timeout.com/newyork/articles/i-new-york/29944/whats-up-with-that

it’s basically everything you know about C&R, but here’s what I’m wondering. Why doesn’t anyone give me the credit to bringing chiken and rice to a large part of Staten Island (where I reside, and also the location of the DAPScave). I told so many people about Chiken and now everyone thinks they were the ones who discovered it, well it was me. ALL ME. I AM GOD……i’m sorry i got a little worked up.

btw chicken is whatchur mama makes
chiken is where you get at 53rd and 6th.

Wrapping it up with Killah-KY

I won’t lie. We usually lay down some groundwork for our shoots but this next set of photos was pretty spontaneous. Maybe we were tresspassin’, maybe we weren’t. Mike Shane spotted an area that was under some ill construction. There was nothing but dirt, metal and human bone. Maybe not human, but I was buggin’ out. Probably some construction worker dudes gettin down on some Popeyes Chicken or some shit the night before, but my imagination is a trip. To me, it was like something out of Mad Max. Nah, for real. Kylie was looking good. She rocked a Gucci scarf FOR A TOP (mad skinz) I took a back seat on this one cause I was just starin’ fierce. Good face. Good butt. Good photos. No doubt.

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AWE: DAPS @ Rock The Harbor

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In the May 29th issue of AWE Ben Johnson wrote about the Rock The Harbor festival including some mentions of the DAPS crew making waves…(note: the nautical pun)

Heres a segment:

“Mancrush, S.I.’s newest triumvirate of improvisational scenesters (we only call them that because we know they hate it), will host the two main stages, while Dog And Pony Show (DogandPonyShowWebSite.com) will use some of their Web promotions savvy to do things — we’re not quite sure what yet — in a tent space, as well as rove the grounds and make trouble as often as possible.”

Read more here at this permalink!!

Thanks to the beautiful Mike Shane on the photography.

Interview: Patton Oswalt…

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Well, here it is. The interview that should have stayed in my inbox’s trash bin. It’s that bad. Let me stress that I would have been very content and understandable had Patton just said that he had too much mail and couldn’t answer my questions. But if you’re going to take the time(however short it was for him) to respond to an interview, don’t half-ass the fucking thing or else you make yourself seem like a big holier-than-thou douchebag(which is what this interview makes him look exactly like). Don’t believe me? Read the following interview and I dare you to tell me that he doesn’t seem like he’s too important to respond to a me. And before you read this, I left out one small detail(just in case you still think i’m getting angry for no good reason). You might want to pay special attention to question 12, where he explains to me that I have no readers. Also, in question 11, where I use the classic James Lipton question from “Inside the Actor’s Studio”, all he does is point out the fact(which was intentional on my part, by the way) that I stole the question from there.

How did you get interested in wanting to become a comic?

See my myspace or wikipedia bio.

How did your first stand up gig go?

Badly.

What was the worst job you’ve ever had outside of stand up?

Event deejay.

How did the Comedians of Comedy come about?

See The Comedians of Comedy wikipedia entry.

Any upcoming T.V. or movie roles?

See my imdb profile.

What’s on your iPod right now?

Friday Night Lights.

Whats on your Tivo/DVR right now?

Planet Earth.

A night on the town for Patton Oswalt consists
of?

Scotch and movies.

What was the worst experience you have ever had in regards to ever bombing on stage?

See my wikipedia entry.

In Comedians of Comedy you talked about good edgy comics that just don’t have alot of mainstream exposure yet. Do you have a few people in mind right now that you would like to get the word out about?

See my Q&A thread on www.aspecialthing.com.

When you die, what do you want God to say to you at the pearly gates?

I’m sorry I’m ripping this off from James Lipton
and that French dude.

Any parting words of advice for the readers?

There is no them[readers].

a note from Mike

Hello dear friends,

Mike here. i wanted to write a blog because i wanted to communicate to everyone and to the world that I am going straight-edge. I know you probably think this is a bit, but it’s not. See readers, I often partake in drug and alcohol, but lately I’ve felt as if in a daze and it’s only masking my severe emo problems. Last night i drove a far distance high, and it was stupid, i could have hurt myself and the others in my car, not to mention people on the road. I am still a flaming liberal, and feel MaryJane should be legalized but i no longer feel it necessary to partake in it myself. I’m starting a fun new journey in life and am glad to share it with everyone. love mike. prrrrrreeeaaaaaccccceeeeeeeeeeeee.

DEGOCAST 03: About Our First Sex

Sparks and Futureboy are joined by DAPS staffers Mike, FLAM, and Rocco. This is far and away the best DEGOCAST yet!

The episode features music from Paper Bombs and Crucial Tactics. As Travis from Gym Class Heroes would say it’s like we’re “making love to your ear vaginas”

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A fun trip with me to Atlantic City, NJ. Come Join!

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So I’m about to take you guys on a trip. Are you ready for it? It’s the trip I take from Staten Island NY, to a wonderful playground known as Atlantic City, New Jersey. For those of you who aren’t familiar with ‘AC’, it’s sorta like a mini version of Las Vegas. Not as many hookers, wedding chapels and super stars, but it’s close enough.

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The trip is a long one. From just about anywhere on my lovely island, it’s about 108 miles, which without traffic, is close to a 2 hour drive. What the hell are we going to talk about? I usually make a mix cd to prepare myself for the adventure. I pop it in the second I hit the Garden State Parkway because it’s a straight road from there.

 

Atlantic City

Atlantic City

When I finally arrive, there’s no question that we are going to the hotel. Which ever one I choose to stay at. If it’s a large group of people, the cheapest hotel will do, due to the fact that about 8-10 people are going to split the cost of this $150 room for the night. It’s basically a place to get dressed and keep your crap in. Who the hell wants to carry a pocketbook around? Not I. It is also the best place to get hammered before your adventure begins. Pictures are taken and fake names are given out to each of the girls for unexpected guys who decide it’s a good idea to hit on you after they have had 5 drinks.

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Then we are off after a quick check in the mirror. It’s down to the hotel lobby to call our asses a cab that will take us to the famous Casbah night club which is located in the Trump Taj Mahal. It’s where the drinks are $8 a pop. Make sure you have money on you, because their ATM fee is $6.50. It’s a meat market for the fake named girl who is looking for a one night stand. If your into the clientèle there of course. Depending on the night, there are usually a good about of bro’s (which are those fist pumping, sun glasses on at night, spiky haired, big muscles, fake tan boys we have all come to love), and nerds who are in desperate need to get laid. Don’t forget to say hello to my girlfriend Penny. She’s the grandma walking around sipping on the ginger-ales that everyone buys for her. She is a famous face, make sure you take a picture!

Casbah

Dancing around getting drunk all night sounds fun, but it’s time to head back to the hotel room to get dressed and try your luck at the slot machines, I’m a sucker for Wheel of Fortune. I either loose all of my money or break even. If your not the gambling type, just sit there and pretend your playing because a lovely young woman will eventually make her way over to you asking you what you want to drink, which is free. If you give her a good tip, she’ll be back around sooner and bring you a larger glass. Eventually, she’ll get the point and just bring you one every time she makes her round.

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Then off to sleep for the driver. You’ll need as much as you can get because you know the girls you are with in the hotel room aren’t going to keep their mouths shut all night due to the fact they will talking about their hook ups from the club.

And then it happens, you realize that check out time is by 11AM and your cell phone says 10:30AM. What the hell do we do? Most of the cheaper hotels will let you stay an extra hour later if you call down to the front desk. But the major hotels, you have a better chance hitting the jackpot on your first spin at the slots on the way out.

AC boardwalk

You pack your shit in the car and pull out onto the Atlantic City Express way and make our way back to the Garden State Parkway, that is going to take me the hell home to sleep. And even though you didn’t have that much of a fun night, you all say that you can’t wait until the next time you go. DON’T LIE!

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Kristin and Carlo episode 2

 

Carlo’s medical emergency has him frightened for his life. When he asks Kristin to assist him in diagnosing it, she is reluctant.