I really don't understand why my prom couldn't have been more like this one...
The Oscars are this Sunday and my mom is really excited. I should probably email her this Backstage Gallery, but then she’d start sending me chain mail again.
So, Limp Bizkit signed to Cash Money Records. Excited about the deal, Lil Wayne noted: “The other day I found out Limp Bizkit signed to Cash Money. They’re singing everybody.” Well said.
It’s a fact around the world that everyone loves monkeys. It’s also a safe bet that most of you love imbibing on some tasty alcohol as well. Well now, the BBC has snookered a way to focus on these two things in the following clip.
In 2009, the BBC television show Weird Nature went to the West Indies island named St. Kitts to film vervet monkeys snatching cocktails from beach-goers and then proceeding to get drunk. According to the clip, the monkeys were brought from West Africa 300 years ago with the rum-making slaves and they acquired a taste for alcohol from eating the rum’s leftover fermented sugar cane.
Did you see those little guys! They weren’t just drunk, they were frenetic as all hell. The people sitting around though didn’t seem to mind and just kind-of sat back, threw up their arms and went “Meh. It’s a living.”
At least they’re not being chained up and forced to write novels–yet.
Apparently Denver Bronco’s quarterback Tim Tebow and BOOK IT! (the reading incentive program sponsored by Pizza Hut) have teamed up to show the world that Dr. Seuss isn’t just a blockbuster movie producer.
How did Tebow spread his message? No, not with bible quotes or a last minute hail mary pass; He did it by reading from Seuss’ classic Green Eggs and Ham.
It’s really nice to see a football star doing something to better the children of America, because god knows they need it with all of this iCarly and Pretty Little Liars shit floating around these days, teaching god-knows-what.
It’s even nicer to see a football player giving back to the internet, so that amateur atuo-tuner enthusiasts can have some fun.
Keep it up Mr. Tebow, and you just might become the Jeremy Lin of Football.
I hate the snow. I really hate snow. Unsurprisingly, I’m not the only one who feels this way. Sure, a light flurry is noce, and even whimsical, but any snowfall over 2 inches is a real disaster and inconvenience to everyone involved. Snowfall of over a foot is so devastating, I’d rather be dead.
This cat, presumably in Russia somewhere, seemed brave enough to venture into the middle of a blizzard, only to find out that they hate the snow just the same.
Once again, nothing really tickles my fancy at the Megaplex this weekend, but I’ll tell you what’s up anyways. Now sit back, relax, and read what the hell I have to say about Good Deeds, Gone, Act of Valor, and Wanderlust
Good Deeds is yet another CERTIFIED PIECE OF SHIT by Tyler Perry.
For all of you that have read my past articles, I despise this man, and think he is one of the MOST OVERRATED talents, or I like to say, “lack thereof” in Hollywood.
So yea, FUCK THIS MOVIE.
Gone is your typical thriller film. It tells the story of Jill, (played by my tittie fuck crush, Amanda Seyfried) a former kidnapping victim who learns of her sister’s current disappearance. She becomes convinced that the serial killer who kidnapped her a year ago has returned and is looking for her.
Jill sets out to once again face her abductor, while searching for clues on her sister’s whereabouts and having the police are chasing her.
In short, there’s nothing special besides Seyfried’s tits.
Act of Valor is an American war action film about a Navy SEAL squad that goes on a covert operation to rescue a kidnapped CIA officer, while also taking down terrorists who aim to strike America. It stars relatively unknowns, along with actual active duty U.S. Navy SEALs, and U.S. Navy Special Warfare Combatant Crewmen.
I mean call me an ass, but they have been marketing the hell out of this movie by letting everyone know it stars actual active duty officers. My BEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD is in the U.S. Army, so I have mad respect for our armed forces, but now they are movie stars? Yea, no thanks.
That fact alone make me right off the bat say, this is gunna suck. Let them do the real stuff, leave the actors to acting. This movie just makes me angry for the mere fact that I’M not walking on the red carpet for MY movie premiere right now.
Wanderlust is a comedy film produced by Judd Apatow, directed by David Wain, starring Jennifer Aniston and Paul Rudd, as a married couple who try to escape modern society by leaving their cushy lives in New York.
I am a HUGE Paul Rudd and David Wain fan, but for some reason I can’t get behind this movie. It just looks so FUCKING STUPID. I mean doesn’t this plot remind you of a Direct-to-Video Release? After an urban couple purchases a place in New York, the husband loses his job.
With no other options, the couple leaves for Georgia to live with family. Along the way, they stay at a bed and breakfast hotel that turns out to be a hippie commune.
At this time you should be shaking you head and saying, “Charlie’s right, it does.” Sorry Judd and Paul, but you can’t win them all.
Sometimes moving on means burning bridges, which in my opinion is a little silly because in today’s interconnected world, our assoications have become like currency. On the other hand, sometimes you need to blow a bridge to fucking smithereens, because there is a literal bridge that has become structurally unstable.
“The poor condition of our bridges is a problem that is not going away,” said Andy Herrmann, president-elect of the American Society of Civil Engineers, “Most of the nation’s bridges were designed to last 50 years, and today, roughly a third are already 50 years or older. (via T4America.org)
Today I share a video with the latter situation, it’s much cooler to watch than I had initially expected.
After 84 years of service, the historic Fort Steuben Bridge—which connected Ohio and West Virginia along the Ohio River—was demolished on Tuesday with the aid of more than 150 pounds of explosives. Hate to see you go, old friend, but love to watch you get blown away.
Yeah I guess it kinda did, because someone went out there and made this goddamn thing.
For my money, when I’m attacking the Rebel Base on Hoth, I’d rather have a regular old Imperial AT-AT. Seriously, We all know German Engineering is fantastic, but I don’t think this Volkswagen even moves.
What this really reminds me of is this link I saw yesterday. How much would guess the Death Star costs to construct? It’s not bad. Actually, it’s down right cheep. It only costs 15.6 Septillion dollars!!
First, assume that 1/10 of the 17.16 quadrillion cubic meters of the Death Star is something other than empty space and 6/10 of the total volume is pressurized space.
• That will require 1.71 quadrillion cubic meters of steel, about 134 quadrillion tonnes. That’s $12.95 quintillion in current 2008 prices, and that’s without counting strange alloys and elements.
• Shipping that to space will cost $95 million per tonne: So add $12.79 septillion in transport.
• Now you need to add air, which will require 8.23 quintillion cubic meters of Nitrogen, and 1.65 quintillion cubic meters of oxygen, for a total delivery cost of $2.81 septillions and $212.46 quintillion.
The total: $15,602,022,489,829,821,422,840,226.94.
Jay-Z has had a hard life. Well, up until a few years back when he became famous and a multi-millionaire. But other than that, total school of hard knocks. But Jay-Z has always had a knack in the rap game for knowing just what track to drop at the right time right as people want it. While his recent stuff isn’t as immediately gratifying as this track, people are still eating it up and proving him right.
I know all of the lyrics to Will Smith’s Gettin’ Jiggy Wit It, which makes dancing to the song infinitely more fun whenever it comes on at a bar.
Obviously, I dance and rap along with The Fresh Prince. My ‘in real life’ friends could tell you that I’m not a very good dancer, but it’s far more fun to show you guys a video analogy.
I dance to Big Will’s classic EXACTLY like this baby does, complete with weirdo mental breakdowns every time that “na na na na na na” part comes on.
Sacha Baron Cohen Banned from the Oscars. I’d have banned his characters not the actor. Silly Oscars…
Bam Margera Arrested at Mardi Gras in New Orleans!!! I thought he was the dead one so this was especially crazy news at first. After remembering it was Dunn that is no longer with us, this is much less important news.
Would your best friend help you dispose of a body?! Mine would. Would you like to see a dark comedy about a dismembered friendship??? Well help kickstart FEEDING MR. BALDWIN.
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